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Quote by ChuckEPoo
Okay, I'll bite.... Why?
This isn't a blond joke is it?
Quote by purpleshade
Because there's only a short distance between the kitchen and the bedroom!!! ?????
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
the bedroom, that place you're probably never gonna make it to.
Quote by purpleshade
Keep your door unlocked love...?
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
and a baseball bat next to the bed
Quote by purpleshade
I had no idea that your pus was so big!
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
pus? sorry, infection free. baseball bats for upside the head of guys who get over eager.
Quote by Buz
Purpleshade, if your wife sees this, she'll say for the next year, no pussy, only microwavable meals for you, and get used to sleeping on the couch.
Talk about driving and women. I've taught my wife how to cut circles (burn rubber) in clutch vehicles, and taught her how to do wheelies on motorcycles. Oh yeah, and she's become quite adept at mudding in my Jeep. City girls can go country and they love it!
Quote by purpleshade
*Pussy, sorry typo.
So, when things get over excited you like to have a baseball bat inside you. Now we're cooking on gas, love...?????
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Quote by sprite
naw, rather use it for pegging ya. ;)
Quote by purpleshade
Wow, all that just in the short space between the kitchen and bedroom. She sounds really great.
Would you ever allow her on the road though...
Quote by dedeNC
I can beat that one. What is the difference between a job and a wife?