This was too much to post all at once as I intended to do so it was suggested that I post his here if I wanted to keep them together as I intended. Hopefully, someone here will appreciate them and find them amusing, arounsing, and/or entertaining, etc. - and leave a sexy and kind comment saying so.
1. Pictures
Send me pictures for my birthday,
My birthday's coming soon,
Before I'm sixty four,
Please fly me to the moon!
Pictures of your pussy,
your nipples and your tits,
Pictures of your buttocks,
your ass hole and your clit!
Pictures to inspire me,
to wank the day away.
When I see your pictures,
I yank my cock all day.
Pictures of your cleavage,
And of your panties, too,
Pictures of your birthday suit,
Any pose will do.
I don't need no damn Viagra,
It's true- I'm getting old,
But when I see your pussy,
My little willy's sold.
I don't need no medication,
To get horny, wet, and hard,
I get a strong erection,
When I see a naughty card.
Some days I will not cum,
As I practice Tantric Love
But most the time I will,
For I can not get enough.
Send pictures to inspire me,
To fuel my hot desire,
Send me some - to make me cum,
Filled with passion, lust, and fire!
2. Thirty Six.
For her 36th,
I bought 'My Queen' a throne,
to rest her juicy ass,
in her regal home.
A place for her to sit,
to pee upon my face,
with her legs spread wide,
in panties made of lace.
Handcuffs, whips, and chains,
Butt-plugs and Cock-rings,
Vibrators and Strap-ons,
and all her favorite things.
Nipple-clamps and collars,
A new leash for her dog,
and a GIANT dick,
thicker than a log.
I bought her red stilettos,
a cat-suit to die for,
I swore to be her servant,
right then forever more.
I bought her a new razor,
to keep her pussy clean,
as well as my man-cunt,
if you know what I mean.
I rung up a few sex-slaves,
to celebrate with me,
a black man and a tranny,
and a lez who loved to pee.
We had a kinky party,
where MS. PIFF did her best,
to fuck all of our holes,
and passed my hardness test.
I signed a kinky contract,
and pledged my love to her,
then I cleaned up her creampie,
from her kitty with no fur.
We fucked and sucked for days,
until the 26th,
when I took her thick fist,
to her elbow - wet and slick -
and now she is my Diva,
my Mistress and Soul Mate,
and all that's left to say, today,
is PIFF is REALLY GREAT!
3. Mandy's Birthday Bash
Amanda needs to laugh,
Her birthday is today,
I'll throw her a party,
where all the guests are gay,
and naked as the day,
they crawled out of the womb,
that will give new meaning to,
a bright and white full moon.
We'll sing a birthday song,
from a British band,
When I'm Sixty Four,
I Want To Hold Your Hand,
sitting on the floor,
in our birthday suits,
wearing paisley ties,
and shiny Beatle Boots.
We'll shake everything,
that is hanging out,
make a little love,
get down, twist and shout,
and when her Dad walks in,
I'm certain we'll be sloshed,
looking like we came,
from a holocaust.
I'll take her to my place,
before the cops arrive,
to make a birthday wish,
to bebop and to jive,
and
to make her feel alive,
with a very special kiss,
on a very special day,
I wouldn't dare to miss.
4. Birthday Suit
Dang, you're cute,
in your Birthday Suit!
What am I to do?
I have a flute,
that you can toot,
when you're feeling blue -
and
if it's too much trouble,
I'll promise not to kiss,
here and there and everywhere
just like that - and this!
5. Little Hecter's Birthday Surprise
Hecter got a Strap-on,
for his Birthday, yesterday,
for that's the only way,
little Hecter gets to play,
unless he's cleaning cream-pies,
creamed asses, balls, and cocks.
Hecter got a Strap-on,
for when he is on top.
He's often on the bottom,
'a sissy slave and slut'.
With an itty-bitty willy,
it's HARD to BUST a nut.
If you think it's silly,
to wear a plastic DICK,
Poor Hecter begs to differ.
for he had his pick -
of all the pretty dildoes,
at the dildo store,
that were red and black and purple,
pink and blue - and more.
They say he chose the longest,
and the THICKEST pecker, too.
O, he had a Happy Birthday,
even though his balls were blue.
6. For My Birthday
I need a Mistress for my Birthday,
for my old one flew away,
to dominate a rich man,
in Hollywood, L A.
He is a famous actor,
and a cool Directer too,
but I'm not here to name him,
for naming names ain't cool.
I need a lovely Mistress,
to worship and obey,
with a bubble butt and pussy,
to keep this sub at bay.
One who'll feminize me,
and bring me cocks to suck,
who is into pegging,
and REALLY loves to fuck -
a naughty cuckold like me,
with the key to my cock cage.
I need a sexy Mistress,
who put me on a stage -
and
dress me like a sissy,
in panties and a bra,
and
take me to a Glory Hole,
to be her greatest star.
I'd milk a million peckers,
with my mouth and sissy butt,
and
until she told me to,
I wouldn't bust my nut.
I'd lick up all her cream pies,
from her juicy cunt and ass,
and she wouldn't have to call me,
NO, she wouldn't have to ask.
I'd let her piddle on me,
along with all her friends.
I NEED
a Mistress for my Birthday,
to make me whole,
again.
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