He offers to buy you a drink which you accept and then starts making small talk. He's just flown into town to perform surgery in the morning and he'll be flying back home tomorrow.
You ask him if he's a doctor and discover he's actually a veterinary surgeon who specialises in large mammals. You ask what sort of animal he flew in to operate on and it turns out Daisy the elephant at the city zoo has an infected tusk which needs to be removed.
He's very charming and well spoken. It turns out he has a real passion for his work and especially for elephants. It makes you smile just listening to him talk about how much he enjoys spending time with those 'majestic creatures'.
When it gets late he makes his move and asks if you'd like to come back to his hotel room for a nightcap. You don't have to think too hard about it and accept his invitation. Back at his plush suite you're barely through the door before you're all over each other - you don't even turn on the light. The kissing gets hot and heavy in the dark room. Your dress falls away as he peels the straps from your shoulders, and your fingers are making light work of the buttons on his shirt.
The three Martinis that you had at the bar have loosened you up some and nothing is going to stop you dropping to your knees in front of Mr. Handsome and finding out what he has tucked away down the front of his pants. You unbutton his pants with a big grin on your face and pull them to the ground around his ankles.
As you reach up to touch him you feel something strange. They feel a bit like boxer shorts but a bit thicker and more woolly. You carry on feeling around in the dark and grab a hold of some strange flaps on the side of his hips. Unable to work out what the hell you're touching you decide to reach over to the bedside table and turn on the lamp to take a look.
He's wearing a pair of these.
What would you say?
