Hey, that was pretty good, Daisy. Now I have to think of one.
Let's hear some others.
whats the rules for a limmerick again?
Hey, Cat - knew you wouldn't be able to resist!
Rules - five lines, the first, second and fifith rhyme. The middle two rhyme - but in their own right - if that makes sense. And its got to be funny and silly - just a bit of fun!
It usually is about a person but I don't think that's a set rule.
Bring it on!
There was a young man called Stephen
Who was really a bit of a heathen
If it moved, he'd fuck it
And lick it and suck it
Then lie on his back, barely breathing!
I'm on a roll.........ha ha!
searched for it but nowhere this little kitty
if I find her I will be real happy
she bites she claws and she rakes
she even eats my mothers cakes
yet she is as sweet as a berry!
me a good vet though, and happy
and I have a big injector ready
this little kitty needs my medicine
I am going to give it under her skin
If I can find a way to keep her steady!
wow.. it sounds worse everytime I read but anyway. here you go.
There once was a girl named Lil
Who took an Atomic Pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
Her tits on a hill in Brazil.
[laughs]
Great one Rocco!
Let me tell you another
bout a bright shining mother
she had time
drank some wine
and went to bed with my brother.
There was a young woman called Cat
Who wore a spectacular hat
She's ever so pretty
Our cute little kitty
She's hip, she's cool - where it's at!
classy, but wouldn't expect anything less from our offshore cousins.
A gypsy by the name Isabellé
could only whistle William Tell
She became famous
met Tori Amos
Now she's singing Sinatra in Hell.
Every night I'm logged onto lush
Because I find it's just such a rush
To see all of my friends
And how the story ends
But my brain is now nothing but mush
How's that?
Ling
lushstories dot com is a sex story site
I sit here and dream from morning till night
One day I'll discover
I don't have a lover
and to you I will book my next flight
Damn you ling... I didn't update the site before I posted my lush site limmerick. And how's that? That's good. missy.
Love having you back btw.
Thanks Cat... I couldn't compete with you poems, so I had to go with something easy.
Ling
there once was a cat who liked limericks
and chatting with one llama lush prick
she gave him a smile
he grinned at her while
she lapped at his piratey lush dick
Hahaha!
Oh love the new counting crows sig, sweety
I once took my father out for a ride
He told me he could make heaven slide
It would tremble down
Every time that I frown
over a lad who wont stay by my side
One was the sweet puff daddy
He took me out in his "Caddie"
His brain was small
we smashed into a wall
and at the hospital I found a new laddie.
The new boy had an enormous dick
even his arms were huge and thick
with passion so true
we did everything new
but he refused to kneel down and lick
I now was at the verge of giving in
every man seemed to be a ”No win.”
I called out to god
he sent me a fraud
a freaking fat guy trying to look thin.
I frowned and spat at the results of my life
I knew I'd never be a good loving wife
like out of the blue
Appear redheaded Sue
for her at last I ended my meaningless strife.
Good work, everyone. Let's hear some more.
There once was a man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe
He awoke with a fright
In the middle of the night
To see that his dream had come true
You guys probably heard it before, but o well I'm still thinking.
Forget who you thought I was, I'm The Chris J bitch!
That was good!
