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18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo

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Okay, so I got this......

18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo - https://

Anyone else walking like a cowboy???
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I'm not, but Id LOVE to see pictures.
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Okay, so I got this......

18.5 Inch Trojan Horse Huge Dildo - https://

Anyone else walking like a cowboy???


So...no. But I had to look this thing up....



Respect, KittyKim. Whew.
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So...no. But I had to look this thing up....



Respect, KittyKim. Whew.


I've heard of the coke-can cock description from several ladies. How...disturbing to se what it 'might' actually look like.
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I've heard of the coke-can cock description from several ladies. How...disturbing to se what it 'might' actually look like.


That would be a great idea for a fetish story... increasing dildo sizes. Kind of like like you do with a piercing, getting increasing bore sizes.

Someone should write that.....
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Ohh my!!!! How does it feel??
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That would be a great idea for a fetish story... increasing dildo sizes. Kind of like like you do with a piercing, getting increasing bore sizes.

Someone should write that.....


yes, someone should. You start yet? smile

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That would be a great idea for a fetish story... increasing dildo sizes. Kind of like like you do with a piercing, getting increasing bore sizes.

Someone should write that.....


Would such a story contain an element of black comedy, or tragedy though?

You could make it super creepy by attaching it to a sex doll.
I just saw a super creepy documentary the other day about life like sex dolls. Nightmare inducing.
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Would such a story contain an element of black comedy, or tragedy though?

You could make it super creepy by attaching it to a sex doll.
I just saw a super creepy documentary the other day about life like sex dolls. Nightmare inducing.


i was obsessed, for a while, with the life like sex dolls. mostly, though, cause i wanted one for the living room couch to dress up - kind of like a life sized barbie. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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I made a large penis lamp once as a gag gift. It had a nudie silhouette lamp shade.

No doubt this horse cock dildo could be made into a lamp.
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yes, someone should. You start yet? smile




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You know by her silence that she already has...she's going to kick my arse again in this comp.


My silence was direct result of not wanting to drunk-post.

'Cause, you know, I get super friendly and goofy.
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Would such a story contain an element of black comedy, or tragedy though?

You could make it super creepy by attaching it to a sex doll.
I just saw a super creepy documentary the other day about life like sex dolls. Nightmare inducing.


I think you could go either way with it, although if there's a sex doll I'm likely to giggle. They always look so surprised.

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My silence was direct result of not wanting to drunk-post.

'Cause, you know, I get super friendly and goofy.


i have the same issue. sort of. i don't like to sober-post. trust me, it's better that way.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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i have the same issue. sort of. i don't like to sober-post. trust me, it's better that way.


Sometimes sober posting bites me... I found the above dildo sober. With it were pictures of people (male and female) in the process of using it (or trying to).

A little numbing would have been nice. (Hammer to the head..whatever)
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i was obsessed, for a while, with the life like sex dolls. mostly, though, cause i wanted one for the living room couch to dress up - kind of like a life sized barbie. smile


Mmm. Are those sex dolls keeping my voodoo doll company?
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Read it, scored it, and congratulations on the engagement!


Thank you. smile

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Can you tell me the secret to calling my... what's the right word... My End Boss' interests a laugh?

Seriously.


She prefers the term 'Overlord'.

And tell me about it, you can't move for inflatable fuck dolls in our place. They're everywhere.
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Whoever uses one of those things has serious issues. It's obscene. It's a fucking horse's cock.
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Ohh my!!!! How does it feel??


Not bad. Takes a bit of getting used to before it gets to the pleasurable point, though.
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Whoever uses one of those things has serious issues. It's obscene. It's a fucking horse's cock.


Since you're new here, a word of advice. we make a habit of not judging people's sexual interests, fetishes, etc. that's just not how we roll. everyone is wired differently, and we'd prefer to celebrate that rather than look down upon it. as far as the other comment, no, it's a dildo. last i checked, horses cocks weren't made of silicone.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Since you're new here, a word of advice. we make a habit of not judging people's sexual interests, fetishes, etc. that's just not how we roll. everyone is wired differently, and we'd prefer to celebrate that rather than look down upon it. as far as the other comment, no, it's a dildo. last i checked, horses cocks weren't made of silicone.


Very well said smile
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Very well said smile


as long as something doesn't break TOS, then yeah, se don't do fetish shaming. it's all about acceptance. anyone who has an issue with that can fuck off, simply put. we don't tolerate intolerance. (rachel? yes? is that supposed to be iroinc? sure! umm... what's ironic mean?).

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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we make a habit of not judging people's sexual interests, fetishes, etc. that's just not how we roll. everyone is wired differently, and we'd prefer to celebrate that rather than look down upon it.


Since the site doesn't accept incest, which is probably the most popular fetish in the world, I think you're talking shit. Banning fetishes from the site is the same as looking down on it and judging it. So this is actually the most judgmental site I've been on -- and I've been on them all.
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Since the site doesn't accept incest, which is probably the most popular fetish in the world, I think you're talking shit. Banning fetishes from the site is the same as looking down on it and judging it. So this is actually the most judgmental site I've been on -- and I've been on them all.



we have a TOS which does caution people about the discussion of incest, yes. it's not a judgement call, it's simply a way to avoid legality issues, seeing as it's illegal in most countries.

if you're looking to get into a pissing match with me, you'll be sorely disappointed, btw. you don't like it here, feel free to move on.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Since the site doesn't accept incest, which is probably the most popular fetish in the world, I think you're talking shit. Banning fetishes from the site is the same as looking down on it and judging it. So this is actually the most judgmental site I've been on -- and I've been on them all.



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Since the site doesn't accept incest, which is probably the most popular fetish in the world, I think you're talking shit. Banning fetishes from the site is the same as looking down on it and judging it. So this is actually the most judgmental site I've been on -- and I've been on them all.



Like , child molestation, and bestiality, incest is illegal in the English speaking world and western society. Incest very often causes birth defects. Incest is very often associated with child molestation. Incest has already been dropped as an allowable subject on the vast majority of Lushstories' competitor sites just as it has here on Lush.

Incest is not allowed here and will not be allowed. If that is something important to you, I suggest you spend your time on the sites that do allow it.

Enough said on the matter. Move on.

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it's not a judgement call, it's simply a way to avoid legality issues, seeing as it's illegal in most countries.



That is complete bullshit. Do NOT try to insult my intelligence. There are no legality issues regarding writing incest stories. You are spouting bollocks and you know it. The only reason incest is forbidden here, is because you and everyone else is judgmental against it. That is called "fetish bashing".

Now, since you're the one trying to insult people's intelligence, and being judgmental against people's fetishes, and trying to bully and intimidate me, a new member, into leaving the site, perhaps you should be the one that fucks off.