Your horrible tasting toothpaste turns out to be preperation H or you dreampt that you ate the worlds biggest marshmellow only to wake up and find your pillow is missing.oD5iB5nB6dXbNKnv
Did these things happen to you??
-you notice there is not enough fuel left on your car to go to the nearest gas station.
-when a friend of yours do not answer your greeting.
-when boss says the salary will be paid late again.
-when you have to shave but no water comes out of tap in the morning.
-when you see a very sexy lady with a mini and suspenders but your body doesn't react.
-when your twin forgets to wish you a happy birthday
-when the hooker tells you she has a headache
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx
My daughter laughed about how she used the tooth-whitening cream for toothpaste once. She didn't know why her mouth was on fire.
LOL!! Funny you know, I had this embarassing dream where I dreamt I was in a bathroom and was peeing. But luckily I didn't wet the be like a baby!! LOL!!!
That's a different kind of "wet dream", hmm?
You wake up in bed and there is rain falling on you ... (a storm lifted the roof off the house during the night, but I was too asleep to hear the gale).
When you wake up to the sound of birds on your windowsill...only to find out they are buzzards.
When you forget to set your alarm and you wake up thinking its Saturday only to realize you are an hour late for work.....ugh!...LOL!
"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."
When I lived in the south, a coworker said to me, "You know it's a bad day when you go to brush your teeth and there's a cockroach on your toothbrush."
When the glass is half empty.
When yiou remind yourself first thing in the morning to go to the police station.
They're pretty big in the south, Cupcake. You should've asked him to help you make dinner.
You spent your last dollar getting to th ATM, only to find you're overdrawn at the bank!
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