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Announcing our Holiday Hijinks Story Competition - $300 in Prizes

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nicola
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Holiday Hijinks Competition

To welcome in the holiday season, we are running a competition themed with light-hearted fun in mind.

Hijinks are examples of mischief or merrymaking that are often disruptive or rowdy. They are activities that are fun: getting into trouble, but not serious trouble.

Phrases often associated with hijinks, are: high energy, wildness, carefree antics, uninhibited mischief, unrestrained fun.

Competition Theme

Stories should contain some element relating to the Xmas / New Year holidays.

Perhaps an Office Xmas party gets a bit out of hand for several (or more) of the staff? A booked last minute ski resort wasn't exactly what a straight-laced couple had envisaged, when they discover it's a resort for swingers... A husband gets a few wishes on his Xmas sexual wishlist fulfilled? 2 strangers wake up naked and worse for wear on New Year's Day, wondering how they ended up in a locked Department store...

We are looking for short, punchy, entertaining stories. As such, the word limit is a scroogelike 2000 words for this competition.

Winner: $150
Second Place: $100
Third Place: $50

Full details can be found here.

Guest
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Fab topic for a competition
Guest
Lurker
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Sounds fun!

Looking forward to seeing how many mistaken-identity Santa stories there might be. "Wait, if you weren't the Santa in the copy room..."
MadMartigan
Raised on Blackroot
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I might write a funny. It's been awhile since I wrote a funny.

I'm looking for a challenge. I know you're reading, Disney Princess.

Gimme a challenge and I'll make it a funny punny.
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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I love the word "hijinks."

I have a non-holiday story about ready to go. I suppose adding "It was Christmas" as the first sentence would not do the trick.
Evie
Blackbird Supernova
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I love the word "hijinks."

I have a non-holiday story about ready to go. I suppose adding "It was Christmas" as the first sentence would not do the trick.


Try harder, moonman.

I love this comp theme.
Unknown User
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The timing couldn't be better. I'm putting a new story to bed this week (I hope) so a comp entry can be next up.
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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I might write a funny. It's been awhile since I wrote a funny.

I'm looking for a challenge. I know you're reading, Disney Princess.

Gimme a challenge and I'll make it a funny punny.


how about a comical triple homocide with dismemberment?

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

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Sorry. Double post.
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how about a comical triple homocide with dismemberment?


Homocide seems homophobic.
MadMartigan
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how about a comical triple homocide with dismemberment?


I said a real challenge, peck! That's easy.

Rachet it up. This will be your Xmas present song with that "other" story.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
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Short, sexy, and too the point. Sounds like a fun comp idea.
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
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I've always been one of those people who never knew what a Hijinks is, but always thought they were three lines long and that is it. Let alone trying to make it 2000 words. Best of luck to those who do enter!
sprite
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i am officially in. story close to done, in need of heavy editing. The Goat That Ate Christmas.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

MadMartigan
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i am officially in. story close to done, in need of heavy editing. The Goat That Ate Christmas.


Cannibalism isn't allowed. Beastiality either.

I call shenanigans.
nicola
Matriarch
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I've always been one of those people who never knew what a Hijinks is, but always thought they were three lines long and that is it. Let alone trying to make it 2000 words. Best of luck to those who do enter!


A traditional Japanese hijinks is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count.

Get writing Poppet! You know you want to. I'll not enforce the syllable count!
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My story's written - in my head. I'll get there
sprite
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Cannibalism isn't allowed. Beastiality either.

I call shenanigans.


bestiality, not beastiality. common misconception. also, Bill is merely a bystander to the sexual hijinks. smile

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

MadMartigan
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bestiality, not beastiality. common misconception. also, Bill is merely a bystander to the sexual hijinks. smile


Traumatizing enough, I'm sure.
MadMartigan
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Blast. This totally needs another 500 words added to the limit.

Mm. Less than 1000 words to work with for a super filthy bit of sex.
sprite
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Blast. This totally needs another 500 words added to the limit.

Mm. Less than 1000 words to work with for a super filthy bit of sex.


i hit 2000 just as i started the sex scene - you have NO idea how painful it was to edit out some of the fun stuff :

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

MadMartigan
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i hit 2000 just as i started the sex scene - you have NO idea how painful it was to edit out some of the fun stuff :


I'm at 1300 already and I haven't hit pay dirt yet. I may have to cut out the ending I wanted or have the nastiest bit of sex possible in the space of 500 words.
browncoffee
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don't have a clue what to write!
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don't have a clue what to write!


Me neither. Would love to do an erotic version of gift of the magi, but funny. But it's not coming.
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
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Got a great idea. Simply have to coalesce a longer story into 2,000 words.
sweetsinner
Sinner so Sweet
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I was thinking about finally trying my hand at a story, feeling inspired by this awesome topic, but then I read Jen and Sprite's and changed my mind ???? Seriously good writing and laughs to boot.
My latest offering: Intoxicated ~ An Erotic Poem.
Jen
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I was thinking about finally trying my hand at a story, feeling inspired by this awesome topic, but then I read Jen and Sprite's and changed my mind ???? Seriously good writing and laughs to boot.


Do it!!!! We'd love to see a story from you. A lot of people go out their way to read comp stories here, which I think is pretty cool. You can get some really great feedback and encouragement.

Go on, go on, go on, lol (no pressure)
MadMartigan
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My kingdom for a story title.tpccjF55hvXoFw7g

I've got nothing, still, for the first time ever.
sprite
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My kingdom for a story title.jMF9RZMiDdgQFvPP

I've got nothing, still, for the first time ever.


Chestnuts roasting over an open pussy!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.