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Ok time to be honest guys! Whose got the biggest gob on here. Exaggerating allowed lol
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Whose the biggest goboff
Cryptic Vigilante
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I can now imagine a plenitude of guys all browsing gay porn sites in search for the most sensational 'photo evidence'. 
English Gentleman
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im not too big and not small, just over 7.5 inches. no evidence, sorry.
Active Ink Slinger
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Did you mean whose, or who's, as in who is, or who has?
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Quote by SereneProdigy
I can now imagine a plenitude of guys all browsing gay porn sites in search for the most sensational 'photo evidence'.
Why would we have to browse 'gay porn' to find a picture of a cock?...
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Lol it's don't matter where you get em! Just post them ?
Cryptic Vigilante
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Quote by TheAngryishLover
Why would we have to browse 'gay porn' to find a picture of a cock?...
A) The overwhelming majority of male Lushies who present themselves as well-endowed athletes extracted their pictures from an online source.
B) The overwhelming majority of online pictures featuring a lone well-endowed athlete are to be found on gay porn sites.
Therefore,
C) The overwhelming majority of Lushies who present themselves as well-endowed athletes extracted their pictures from a gay porn site.
Cryptic Vigilante
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Lol it's don't matter where you get em! Just post them ?
Reading your lacking mastery of the English language hurts, it's don't even funny.
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As a female maybe I've no right to be posting on this topic, but it's not the biggest - if one is speaking of length - which matters - and certainly not to me. Six to seven inches is just fine.
Girth or thickness is much more important far as a girl is concerned. A lovely fat erection on the right man capable of awakening every erogenous zone in the female vagina and guaranteeing constant clitoral contact is far more important.
Girth or thickness is much more important far as a girl is concerned. A lovely fat erection on the right man capable of awakening every erogenous zone in the female vagina and guaranteeing constant clitoral contact is far more important.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Quote by SereneProdigy
I can now imagine a plenitude of guys all browsing gay porn sites in search for the most sensational 'photo evidence'.
Who cares. It's essentially just a distributed search for big cock pics. I'm all for it!
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Quote by SexySophie
As a female maybe I've no right to be posting on this topic, but it's not the biggest - if one is speaking of length - which matters - and certainly not to me. Six to seven inches is just fine.
Girth or thickness is much more important far as a girl is concerned. A lovely fat erection on the right man capable of awakening every erogenous zone in the female vagina and guaranteeing constant clitoral contact is far more important.
Been told that more than once. Pertains to BJs too. Too long is just too long.
Top Shot
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You do realise that Lush has a bit more than a few dozen members, right? And that women--real women--don't generally ask for or want random dick pics? Just saying.
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Quote by SexySophie
As a female maybe I've no right to be posting on this topic, but it's not the biggest - if one is speaking of length - which matters - and certainly not to me. Six to seven inches is just fine.
Girth or thickness is much more important far as a girl is concerned. A lovely fat erection on the right man capable of awakening every erogenous zone in the female vagina and guaranteeing constant clitoral contact is far more important.
Now Sophie, tut tut, you didn't read the question. It's not about what anyone likes, it just asks whose got the BIGGEST lol ?
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Quote by HeraTeleia
You do realise that Lush has a bit more than a few dozen members, right? And that women--real women--don't generally ask for or want random dick pics? Just saying.
As above.
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Quote by SereneProdigy
Reading your lacking mastery of the English language hurts, it's don't even funny.
Yes vey true, but some of us did not receive a great education earlier in life through whatever circumstances. But the effort we put into our writing should not be demeaned. It's very easy to judge people's lives, castigate them because they don't think as you do (see the posts above here) good people of whom there are a great deal on here, and I've been luck enough to communicate with. Encourage and help develope the less fortunate. As someone whose happy in my simple life, with simple friends,it's extremely hurtful. Not you, but some people's attitudes border on bullying because they believe there never wrong and worse still, they push there beliefs on to others. This was a bit of fun with the guys.
Cryptic Vigilante
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Quote by MsTrib
Yes vey true, but some of us did not receive a great education earlier in life through whatever circumstances. But the effort we put into our writing should not be demeaned. It's very easy to judge people's lives, castigate them because they don't think as you do (see the posts above here) good people of whom there are a great deal on here, and I've been luck enough to communicate with. Encourage and help develope the less fortunate. As someone whose happy in my simple life, with simple friends,it's extremely hurtful. Not you, but some people's attitudes border on bullying because they believe there never wrong and worse still, they push there beliefs on to others. This was a bit of fun with the guys.
Sorry, but I'm having quite a hard time buying into your 'restricted education' excuse here. English isn't even my first language: it's a language which I've only learned in a classroom from the ages of 10 to 18, at an extremely modest rate. I quite literally had a theoretical knowledge that was equivalent to that of a 10-year-old native English boy when I first joined here, three years ago. So whatever linguistic scholarship you've received, I'm pretty damn convinced that it was quite a lot more extensive than mine.
Yet still, I invest a great deal of efforts when I'm writing here on these forums. I make goddamn sure to double-check whatever I post, and I even go as far as opening new tabs to learn the nuances of words like 'efficient vs effective' or 'social vs societal'. You're a 42-year-old native speaker who's not even concerned about misusing the extremely basic there/their/they're.
So again, very sorry if I end up presenting myself as one of those 'bullies' you're referring to, but whatever techniques your friends are using to 'encourage you and help you develop', they definitely don't seem to be all that motivating... hence my inclination to kick you in the butt. You're really not coming across as someone that's willing to improve; you're coming across as someone that's more invested into strangers' cocks than into respecting her very own native language.
Cryptic Vigilante
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Quote by noll
Who cares. It's essentially just a distributed search for big cock pics. I'm all for it!
It's still pretty damn ridiculous to anyone who has half a fulfilling life or more than two brain cells, however.
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Oh dear I think we need to delete this thread
Cryptic Vigilante
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Quote by MsTrib
Oh dear I think we need to delete this thread
But... noll hasn't even received his daily dose of big fake cocks yet.
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
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Quote by SereneProdigy
But... noll hasn't even received his daily dose of big fake cocks yet.
Who's talking about fake cocks? Fake owners perhaps.
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Haha how amusing are you lot
Scarlet Seductress
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In the UK 'gob' is a crude word for mouth, and to 'gob off' is slang for taking in a loud, opinionated manner.
Why is everyone looking for photos of cocks?
Why is everyone looking for photos of cocks?
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by Liz
In the UK 'gob' is a crude word for mouth, and to 'gob off' is slang for taking in a loud, opinionated manner.
in that case, i have a list;
*edited by more sensible mod*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by Liz
In the UK 'gob' is a crude word for mouth, and to 'gob off' is slang for taking in a loud, opinionated manner.
Why is everyone looking for photos of cocks?
Yup. What she said!
Her Royal Spriteness
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Quote by sprite
in that case, i have a list;
*edited by more sensible mod*
fucking censorship! that does it. i'm staging a protest! *shakes fist*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Short Arse Brit
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Quote by Liz
In the UK 'gob' is a crude word for mouth, and to 'gob off' is slang for taking in a loud, opinionated manner.
Why is everyone looking for photos of cocks?
I was wondering the exact same thing.
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Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx
And my latest poem, The Temptation.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Quote by Liz
Why is everyone looking for photos of cocks?
Because originally the OP and thread title were about a quest for the biggest cock on Lush and photo evidence for it.
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Cryptic Vigilante
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And here I was, thinking that this thread couldn't possibly get any more lame...
Normal Adjacent
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Quote by HeraTeleia
You do realise that Lush has a bit more than a few dozen members, right? And that women--real women--don't generally ask for or want random dick pics? Just saying.
I have received my fair share of unsolicited dic pics. I used to just delete them, but now keep them in a folder. I am thinking of publishing a coffee table book of them all. Complete with the nicknames I have come up for them. Mmm, I wonder what the legalities involved here are?
Just for the op, I have received pics of every size and shape imaginable.