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This meal is fit for members of the mile-high club.

A Qantas business flier en route from Sydney to Brisbane got an eyeful when a flight attendant delivered her afternoon snack of six dumplings and something very phallic.

Neither her tray table nor her side dish was in the upright position — but the mysterious shriveled veggie took food porn to new heights.

“I asked the server what it was … and he told me that it was a root vegetable,” she told news.com.au. “I asked him to pass me my phone so I could take a photo … I never take photos of food but this was too funny to pass up.

“He blushed and was very apologetic, I don’t think he had ever seen anything quite like it … the lady next to me was cracking up,” she said on condition of anonymity.

The puzzled passenger left the blackened rod untouched — but scarfed down the dumplings and described them as “delicious.”

She later posted her penile pic on Facebook.

“Is that food, or in-flight entertainment?” one user asked.

“Did you ask for a stiff drink to accompany it?” another inquired.

“Definitely a root vegetable they couldn’t serve on Virgin,” a third added.

Food connoisseurs finally agreed that the salacious serving was almost certainly eggplant.

The Qantas domestic business class menu is developed in conjunction with Neil Perry, a chef with Aussie restaurant group Rockpool.

“The cornerstone of good cooking is to source the finest produce,” the site says under its Qantas section.

“Rockpool Consulting endeavours to deliver above and beyond in-flight, bringing restaurant quality to the skies with one eye always cast on consistency, seasonality and quality of food.”

In a statement, Qantas described the innuendo-infused meal as: “Steamed Vegetarian Dumplings with Chilli Black Vinegar and Soy Dressing. The dumplings are accompanied with steamed Japanese Eggplant, which is used commonly in Asian meals. Based on this picture, we may look at renaming it Dumpling Surprise.”

The woman, who planned to fly Qantas to LA next week, laughed off the episode, telling news.com.au she has “high hopes” for her next in-flight meal.



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I'm wondering if the server kept a straight face when answering that it was a "root" vegetable, as if it's phallic appearance wasn't laugh inducing enough to start with I realise 'tis mostly Aussie \ Kiwi slang so the reference may be missed by some.
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well hell LM, what do you expect from Aussies? They even eat this crud:
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well hell LM, what do you expect from Aussies? They even eat this crud:


Excuse me, Lyf, but Vegemite is amaing.

Also it needs to jingle, to be really complete.

"We're happy little Vegemites as bright as bright can be,
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea.
Our mother says we're growing stronger every single week,
because we love our Vegemite, we all adore our Vegemite,
it puts a rose in every cheeeeeeek!"
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This meal is fit for members of the mile-high club.

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In a statement, Qantas described the innuendo-infused meal as: “Steamed Vegetarian Dumplings with Chilli Black Vinegar and Soy Dressing. The dumplings are accompanied with steamed Japanese Eggplant, which is used commonly in Asian meals. Based on this picture, we may look at renaming it Dumpling Surprise.”

The woman, who planned to fly Qantas to LA next week, laughed off the episode, telling news.com.au she has “high hopes” for her next in-flight meal.


That was funny!!!

I had these recently from a Market Stall..



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Miss Sinner: its just as I suspected. Isn't Hugh Jackman the guy who grows knives out of his hands? Too much Vegemite.

As for the graphic illustrating how Aussies slowly increase dosage that is clearly a parallel with drug use providing evidence that Vegemite is basically black crack. Along with Marmite this vile substance clearly has some type of hallucinatory effect on the senses because no sober person would eat it after smelling or tasting it.
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we have a similar thing to vegemite here in the UK called Marmite. like Hugh says, go sparingly.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
well hell LM, what do you expect from Aussies? They even eat this crud:


U leave da vegemite alone, its very sacred 2 us Aussies & i will not have u disrespecting a national icon. Pull da piss out of our Prime Minister or any of our politicians 4 that matter but dont touch da vegemite!!!!
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U leave da vegemite alone, its very sacred 2 us Aussies & i will not have u disrespecting a national icon. Pull da piss out of our Prime Minister or any of our politicians 4 that matter but dont touch da vegemite!!!!


Ah hell isnt it owned by an overseas company now?
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Ah hell isnt it owned by an overseas company now?


It may be owned by an international company, however, it is still manufactured in Port Melbourne
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It may be owned by an international company, however, it is still manufactured in Port Melbourne


And the stench! You can't not know when you are driving past it! ????
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It may be owned by an international company, however, it is still manufactured in Port Melbourne


Made in Australia but money going overseas.. it's it wasn't great on toast or crumpets I would not buy it lol
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Made in Australia but money going overseas.. it's it wasn't great on toast or crumpets I would not buy it lol


You eat it on crumpets? CRUMPETS??! I may have to try this but it sounds odd. I do love my English muffins with butter and Vegemite though.
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Australia: Vegemite

Canada: Maple Syrup
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In Australia you grow up as either a Peanut Butter/Peanut Paste kid or a Vegemite Kid.
Thanks to Bega, Vegemite is now back in Australian hands.
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Excuse me, Lyf, but Vegemite is amaing.

Also it needs to jingle, to be really complete.

"We're happy little Vegemites as bright as bright can be,
We all enjoy our Vegemite for breakfast lunch and tea.
Our mother says we're growing stronger every single week,
because we love our Vegemite, we all adore our Vegemite,
it puts a rose in every cheeeeeeek!"



YES VEGEMITE IS AMAZING
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Quote by silveranode
In Australia you grow up as either a Peanut Butter/Peanut Paste kid or a Vegemite Kid.


Or you grow up eating both...sometimes together for a super-salty hit...
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You leave our crud alone!!

I think the rest of the world is jealous that we have such famous foods.

Yes crumpets are my fave thing to put vegemite on


Really???? Crumpets are meant for butter...lashings and lashings of real butter mmmmmmm

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ya'll are strange...

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The Vegemite goes on after the butter.


That is just not right!
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The Vegemite goes on after the butter.


I thought the Vegemite goes on instead of the axle grease.

And I wouldn't mind a bit of crumpet
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