Went to sleep? Seriously, overindulging in alcohol just makes me drowsy, not exactly conducive to being bad/naughty. It's like getting the hangover right out of the bottle.
On a whim, I purchased a five-foot bong on bourbon street during Marti Gras and marched around with it like it was a parade baton. I ended up with a dozen or so paraders following behind me, all equally loaded. One particularly cute parader followed me back to the parking deck and we christened the bong beside my truck. We kissed and groped for a few minutes but her friends found us and "rescued" her before it could go any farther. Never got her name but I'll never forget her.
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Ummm... yes... very and I won't post them, my friends and I, do trade tales of drunken interludes at times :P
Fucked someone I should not have. Repeat offender. Multiple occurrences. Defense: Seemed like a good idea at the time. Caveat: I was really drunk at the time.
When drunk, an ex girlfriend and I tried anal. It was fun but probably would have been even more so had we been sober.
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Fucked my girlfriends mom!