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Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 2:20:50 PM

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I will you give you a blue fish but it turns into a Parana when it gets hungry...

I wish for a yummy fireman to keep me warm at night
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 2:35:10 PM

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I will grant you a yummy fireman to keep you warm at night, but it turns into a gummy bear when the sun goes down,:)

I wish somebody will give a chocolate, preferably dark chocolate.
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 4:15:01 PM

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Granted, I give you chocolate. But, alas, it is infested by chocolate-dwelling worms that enjoy brains....I hope you have the antidote handy......


I wish that I had an attractive male somewhere between the ages of 18 to 35 who is attracted to women to give me a massage....for free!!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


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My love poem: Gone From Me
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Pixie
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 5:41:56 PM

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Granted, but his hands are so hairy the massage oil gets tangled up in his "fur" and now your back is covered in his man hair.

I wish I could go on a cruise!

♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Head
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 5:44:43 PM

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Your wish is granted but, its on the Titanic


i wish i had gills so i could breath under water
WellMadeMale
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 5:57:59 PM

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I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain...

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain...

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 6:34:04 PM

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Granted, WMM, you have a brain.

Too bad it's the brain of a chicken. Cluck cluck.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 7:41:07 PM

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thanks for granting me the chocolate-infested with brain-hungry worms :)
I'll put it in a jar, I'll keep it as a souvenir from you.:)

Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 7:46:41 PM

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Oops! I forgot to wish!!

I wish for a wolf puppy that won't wanna eat me.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 7:54:10 PM

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i grant you a wolf puppy that won't wanna eat you, with unlimited supply of fleas

I wish for a ballpen, than can write according to my brain signals
sassycheergirl
Posted: Saturday, February 20, 2010 8:36:42 PM

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granted but it wont write with your brain cells but with your sisters


i wish for a new laptop that load things faster


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 1:58:07 AM

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wish granted, you now have a new laptop that load things faster and load lots of viruses a lot faster (can even load bacterias and fungi lol)


now I wish for my chocolate lady, to nibble with every night :)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 6:23:47 AM

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Wish granted , but she melts onto the floorand looks like a pile of baby crap.

I wish to retire from from work.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 9:07:50 AM

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grumpybastard wrote:
Wish granted , but she melts onto the floorand looks like a pile of baby crap.

I wish to retire from from work.


Granted, but you discover that your pension is bankrupt.

I wish to have my picture on US currency..
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 9:15:05 AM

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Granted, but the picture they used is the one with the big red zit that is about to burst on your cheek and you can see a giant booger coming out off your nose.

I wish that I could spend just one day with the one I love!

Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 10:29:37 AM

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Granted, but I get to join!!

I wish that I felt healthy (damn ear infection)

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 10:33:15 AM

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granted, but you are told by the doctors to have complete bed rest and they assigned you a nurse, ME!

I wish for a complete stress free day

Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 11:00:57 AM

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Granted, but you will have to wait just s bit longer, to hear the words, ''I love you'' from the special person.

I wish I can be forgiven for being on lush.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 11:41:10 AM

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wish, granted! you can be forgiven for being on lush, with that I will always annoy youL35

I wish, for a bottomless iced tea
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 11:55:42 AM

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Granted but the tea turns to rock hard ice every time you start to drink it.

I wish for world peace.
Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 1:45:12 PM

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Granted. We have world peace. However, there is a nasty group of aliens in the neighboring system who try to steal the world supply of porn. All because of your wish. That's right, feel bad.


I wish I could figure out what to wish for...

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 1:56:00 PM

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I will grand you to wish for me to be able to stay on lush.

I wish I knew how to make my mom understand that talking about sex is not a crime.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 3:27:26 PM

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Granted, but there's a catch. She wants to join so she can keep an eye on you.


I want my MTV !
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 3:29:43 PM

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...I wish upon a star...
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 3:30:51 PM

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claddaghbhoy wrote:
...I wish upon a star...


Unfair you did not grand grumpy his wish,
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 3:34:03 PM

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Now I'll never get my MTV .


I wish for everlasting love.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 3:52:42 PM

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Granted, but your everlasting love happens to have her period 365 days of a year.

I wish I could be in the arms of my loved one
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 4:10:55 PM

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Granted, but he shows up at the front door in a full body cast which won't come off for six months.


I wish for a facelift.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 4:12:30 PM

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Your wish is granted ....... but your love is allergic to you and sneezes all the time

i wish for what i want and what i want is secret :P
Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, February 21, 2010 4:14:59 PM

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Granted. But it bursts into flames. Nice going.

I wish for the ability to fly.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
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