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LusciousLola
Posted: Saturday, January 07, 2012 4:46:10 PM

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Granted, but now you have 15 times as much stuff and will be on the next episode of Hoarders.

I wish that I hadn't spilled my cup of tea.
adele
Posted: Saturday, January 07, 2012 5:01:55 PM

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granted, you spilled the whole pot.

I wish my car wasn't leaking gas


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Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 07, 2012 5:10:28 PM

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Granted, it's leaking oil, throws a rod, and will cost $4,135.19 to fix. Ride the bus!

I wish that I was the star of a TV show.
adele
Posted: Saturday, January 07, 2012 7:51:35 PM

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granted, and your total pay for the one show that airs before it is cancelled is $4, 135.19 which you send to me to fix my car.

I wish 2012 is a good year

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 07, 2012 9:11:21 PM

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Granted, my dear, 2012 is a good year, for this year's grape harvest. (Your 2012 won't be good at all... It'll be awesome!)
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, January 08, 2012 7:49:51 AM

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Granted. What? She wished that I could read her mind. I did, and its nearly as filthy as mine.
I wish I was living out the conversation I'm having right now.




Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 08, 2012 11:05:34 AM

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Granted - but before the conversation is finished it takes a bad turn, the person you are conversing with is a criminal, the conversation is being taped, and you are arrested as a co-conspirator. Need a good attorney?

I wish that Lola would send me an album of photographs.
adele
Posted: Sunday, January 08, 2012 1:43:06 PM

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granted, she sends you an album of photographs of the last hotdog eating contest. unfortunately, half of the contestants threw up and she got close-ups of all of it.

I wish ebay wasn't so expensive to use

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Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 08, 2012 7:41:45 PM

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(Granted. What? She wished that I could read her mind. I did, and its nearly as filthy as mine.
I wish I was living out the conversation I'm having right now.) You must be telepathic LL. it was good for me too

Granted, my dear, it's free now! However, you get carried away with all the goodies you bid for and have to take out a loan just to pay for them

I wish I could remember to always post my wishes
adele
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 10:23:11 AM

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granted, you always remember to post a wish, but nobody wants to grant them, so you end up killing the thread.

I wish linda is able to meet me at the airport

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-settled-into-her-new-place.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
please read and vote for my Competition Story... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-ice-hotel.aspx
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 1:38:35 PM

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Granted -- but she set off the security alarms and is being probed by the TSA, so you don't get to talk with her. Bummer.

I wish I didn't have such a thin skin and wince every time adele makes fun of me.
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:12:47 PM

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Granted, my dear, you have very thick skin, reminiscent of rhino's. Adele doesn't make fun of you anymore... she's not that cruel. The pity is intolerable.

I wish I hadn't left so much to do on the last day of my holiday break
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 09, 2012 5:19:38 PM

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Granted - you did it all while everyone else you knew was celebrating and missed all the fun. So sorry!

I wish that Wildcat was attuned to my every need
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 5:57:25 AM

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Granted, my dear, I'm attuned to everything you need and wish for, come and get it baby!

this voucher expires in 24 hours.

I wish a special someone could give me a sensual massage
lafayettemister
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 9:23:04 AM

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Granted. But your masseur has a glandular problem and suffers from horrendous body odor.

I wish for a re-do of last night's LSU/Alabama football game.





When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 9:53:57 AM

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Granted, LSU win with a ripping victory, but sadly you ate too many hot dogs and spend most of it in the bathroom vomiting and miss it!! SO very sorry x

I wish that I won't be too sore after yoga tonight (first time back in AGES!!)
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Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 10:10:52 AM

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Granted -- you are already sore before Yoga, so miss the session yet again. You'll never get in shape that way!

I wish Mazza would work my body into sexy positions instead of going to Yoga
adele
Posted: Tuesday, January 10, 2012 1:19:06 PM

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granted, she works your body into positions it was never meant to be in. Now you can't move, so no sex for a long time. I'm sure your hand will really miss it!

I wish I was better at tossing things away.

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and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
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please read and vote for my Competition Story... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-ice-hotel.aspx
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 9:33:48 AM

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Granted, but it is on the highway, you cause horrible accidents, and lose your license.

I wish to meet someone funny next time I go out.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 10:31:58 AM

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Granted -- you meet a clown; however after the 12th honk of his bicycle horn you're no longer laughing, and when he gets his makeup all over your neck you freak! Ouch!

I wish Lola would wear different colored contacts ever ytime she things about having sex.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:07:06 PM

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Granted, but her eye colour changes so damned fast (saucy Lola) that it causes an epileptic reaction and you can't look at her any more...

I wish teh news I just heard wasn't true... :'(
bill11
Posted: Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:31:07 PM

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Granted - The news you just heard wasn't true - you not the winner of the big lottery, and the money that you have spent thinking you were a winner is now gone.

I wish spring was closer to being here -
adele
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 2:16:15 PM

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granted, it is no longer today, it is now tomorrow.

I wish hap hadn't left.

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and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
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please read and vote for my Competition Story... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-ice-hotel.aspx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 2:19:29 PM

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Granted, he's back but he's now as gay as a picnic basket

I wish all my wishes came true!
adele
Posted: Saturday, January 14, 2012 3:35:18 PM

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granted, all your wishes come true, just not ffor you. they are granted to random strangers.

I wish I was through getting the stuff out of my 2nd bedroom that was getting thrown away.

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-settled-into-her-new-place.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
please read and vote for my Competition Story... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-ice-hotel.aspx
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, January 15, 2012 5:28:30 AM

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Granted, but now it is an immovable mountain in front of door and you're trapped inside. Better hope someone misses you real soon.

I wish that my new neighbors will be way better, than the ones that just left.
LustfullLove
Posted: Sunday, January 15, 2012 11:48:27 PM

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Granted but they only stay for a week before someone far worse than the ones before become your new neighbours.

i wish for someone to make me dinner
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 16, 2012 7:35:30 AM

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Granted but it ends up giving you food poisoning and you are sick for days.

I wish I could find a better job.
Guille
Posted: Sunday, January 22, 2012 11:53:56 AM

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Granted but it requires an average of 90-hour work weeks

I wish I would fuck Raylene
adele
Posted: Sunday, January 22, 2012 3:36:07 PM

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granted, but it is not the Raylene you expected. this one weighs 500 lbs and only has 3 teeth. Be more specific next time. So sorry.

I wish my refinishing job on my coffee table comes out well

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https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-settled-into-her-new-place.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
please read and vote for my Competition Story... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-ice-hotel.aspx
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