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mischiefmaker
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2012 12:36:36 PM

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Granted -- but it was treated with the wrong chemical and gases you out of your pad for two weeks until a HazMat team can clean it up.

I wish that all the females on my Friends list would show up at my house wearing only garter belts.
Coco
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2012 1:12:05 PM

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Granted but over half of them are trannies and a few of the others are really men that don't know what garters are...

I wish I could stay at home for 24 straight hours having sex.




adele
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2012 1:17:59 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but it is all with the people from Swamp People and Biggest Losers (before they lose weight)

I wish that my mortgage was paid off

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2012 1:34:04 PM

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Granted -- but the papers get mixed up and you get evicted.

I wish I had a guy who stayed hard for 3 hours.
CumGirl
Posted: Thursday, February 09, 2012 2:53:29 PM

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Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 2,240
Location: United Kingdom
Granted ... he is 100% concrete.

I wish I wasn't waiting.

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



adele
Posted: Friday, February 10, 2012 7:45:38 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, you are no longer waiting. but it is all over until next year

I wish i was less insecure

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 10:04:36 AM

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Granted -- but now you are so secure that you become an obnoxious braggart and no one will associate with you.

I wish pubic hair wouldn't grow back on my crotch
adele
Posted: Tuesday, February 14, 2012 12:22:08 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but now it grows everywhere else on your body. eeeewww

I wish that everything comes together for September gathering

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
mischiefmaker
Posted: Wednesday, February 15, 2012 11:58:14 AM

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Granted -- it comes together at 800 mph, smashing everything in its path and destroying all your possessions! WOW!

I wish that Amy boston would flash her tits like adele does.
adele
Posted: Wednesday, February 15, 2012 12:56:27 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Granted, but she only flashes them to me.

I wish that I already had my new glasses

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 15, 2012 1:43:46 PM

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Granted, but they're the wrong prescription and give you migraines. Shouldn't have purchased them at Walmart!

I wish I could have a hard dick in me for 5 hours straight.
adele
Posted: Wednesday, February 15, 2012 5:35:44 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, (so do I) but he did not heed the warnings about having an erection for longer than 4 hours and now has some serious issues.

I wish someone would help me thin out the clothes in my closet and drawers

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
mischiefmaker
Posted: Thursday, February 16, 2012 9:44:22 AM

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Granted -- I help you and throw out all of your clothes except a string bikini -- guess we'll just have to stay inside a few weeks until I can go shopping for you.

I wish I could see myself as others see me
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 19, 2012 4:35:07 PM

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mischiefmaker wrote:


I wish I could see myself as others see me


Granted....but sitting on the "John" with a hand full of toilet paper...well it is what it is!

I wish Adele's avatar would quit doing that...I'm running out of clean towels!
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 20, 2012 3:37:30 AM

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granted, my dear, but you've earned the wrath of all other Lushies, you bad, bad man

I wish I could design my own website
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 20, 2012 8:12:44 AM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish I could design my own website



Granted....but you might have a nip of a problem calling it GOOGLE.

I wish I could ride my motorcycle across the ocean.
adele
Posted: Monday, February 20, 2012 1:47:40 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, you ride the ocean floor, but run out of fuel halfway across and drown. So sorry

I wish I could see why you are dirtying so many towels

Be sure to read my new series - Angela
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/voyeur/angela-gets-a-new-job-1.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/masturbation/angela-gets-a-master-part-2-of-the.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/angela-gets-her-first-butt-plug-part.aspx My 1st Famous Story
and the latest part...https://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/angela-gets-gangbanged-part-18-of-the.aspx

and view some of my other recent offerings... https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cheating/the-cheater.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/a-new-life-for-rose.aspx
mischiefmaker
Posted: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:10:11 PM

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Granted -- but then he starts spraying over you!!!

I wish there was a way I could get a blowjob over the Internet
your_lissa
Posted: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 12:20:25 PM

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granted - but your internet connection reverts to dial-up, makes that squealing noise causing your family to run in catching you pressing your knob into the disk drive

I wish i could do all the moves needed for yoga
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 4:13:44 PM

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your_lissa wrote:
I wish i could do all the moves needed for yoga



Granted....how do you like your new nickname "Gumby?"


I wish I could do all the moves in the Kama Sutra!
CumGirl
Posted: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 5:35:08 PM

Rank: Attention Whore

Joined: 7/23/2011
Posts: 2,240
Location: United Kingdom
Granted ... but you are only able to do them solo

I wish I had a magic pen that wrote all the words in my head x

Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"



Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 21, 2012 8:47:08 PM

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Granted, but it runs out of ink in the first letter

I wish to Finish College already
mischiefmaker
Posted: Wednesday, February 22, 2012 2:05:42 PM

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Granted -- you finish with the lowest grades in history and can never get a job -- so sorry!

I wish that I could play with NightFox during the day.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 22, 2012 3:57:04 PM

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Granted but nightfox really is a FOX.



I wish for everyone to have a good day
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 22, 2012 8:46:47 PM

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Jezebelle wrote:
I wish for everyone to have a good day



Granted....but it's good day for everyone in the butt plug inspection department!


I wish my toes wouldn't curl up and cramp and my spleen pop out evertytime I have an orgasm!
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 5:46:07 AM

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granted, my dear, your toes and spleen are safe. Instead you just go all bug eyed and fart uncontrollably. Bahaha, oh that was mean.

I wish I could give up my day job
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 7:22:24 AM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish I could give up my day job


Granted...but your new night job has to do with servicing me and my flatulenced'oh!


I wish I could have a peek under Wildcat's costumeEmbarassed
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:26:49 AM

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Granted -- but when you find out she's a guy with a misshapen dick you vomit.

I wish I could bring myself to orgasm just by thinking about one
SigurdOokami
Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 2:40:51 PM

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I grant your wish but it happens instantly and only in public.

I wish for the sword collection I've always wanted.

This post comes to you from the original and highly disorganised mind of mine...be scared, I certainly am, lol
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 23, 2012 5:58:17 PM

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Granted

Wish i could be the winner of the best whore contest
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