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mischiefmaker
Posted: Wednesday, April 4, 2012 7:19:08 AM

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Granted, but someone steals your idea, makes millions off of it, and you lose all of your money unsuccessfully fighting them in court; plus the batteries fry your vibrator! Ouch!

I wish that I had a mind like a steel trap
Ravyn
Posted: Wednesday, April 4, 2012 3:29:58 PM

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Granted but your mind is completely locked, nothing gets in or out, you're a complete blank

I wish I was on a tropical island somewhere with a sexy cabana man




mischiefmaker
Posted: Thursday, April 5, 2012 7:38:29 AM

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Granted, but he's gay and the island is about to be hit by a tsunami. Too bad, could have been fun.

I wish that I could carefully inspect Ravyn's entire body.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 5, 2012 7:41:23 AM

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Granted, but they ravyn you are inspecting is the bird and it pecks your eyes out!

I wish I could spend some quality time with SlutPuppy.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 5, 2012 3:56:43 PM

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Granted but I have to be there as a personal chaperonne
I wish I could get a big choclate bunny for easter that had the real winning lottery ticket in it
Ravyn
Posted: Thursday, April 5, 2012 7:39:50 PM

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Granted but the chocolate bunny turns out to be a real covered in mud and has nothing good inside it.

I wish for some warm weather and a warm body to share it with.

LatinSugar
Posted: Friday, April 6, 2012 6:38:52 AM

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Location: Dancing on the Beach under the Moonlight
Granted but the temp gets so hot you melt, no chance to share the body you wish



I wish for a day of sensual pampering

Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 6, 2012 6:40:22 AM

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Granted but the only "pampering" you get are the brand of diapers "Pampers"

I wish I could have a sensual massage from someone special!
mischiefmaker
Posted: Friday, April 6, 2012 6:58:28 AM

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Granted, the "sensual" message is a warning that a fart is coming from a "special" lumberjack! Phew!

I wish that coiulbyours wanted to bestow her favors upon me.
spearone
Posted: Friday, April 6, 2012 9:30:52 AM

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Granted, but you cannot really understand what she really needs.

I wish i could be the one pampering Latin & giving a massage to Cdburs

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LatinSugar
Posted: Friday, April 6, 2012 9:48:24 AM

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Granted but you will receive nothing in exchange except watching the flame haired angel and I tease you without mercy...


I wish for a weekend in Paris

Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
OpenMindedGuy
Posted: Friday, April 6, 2012 10:43:16 AM

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moi aussi ... une table pour deux et une bouteille de vin à partager
spearone
Posted: Friday, April 6, 2012 11:28:04 AM

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Certes! mais, je serais la personne assise à la table avev LatinSugar :)

I wish LatinSugar grants me a little mercy

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cecilesfun
Posted: Friday, April 6, 2012 11:48:06 AM

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Ok but ske thinks you're tired and goes out without you

Wish less stupidity in this world

What does not kill you makes you stronger
OpenMindedGuy
Posted: Friday, April 6, 2012 12:28:46 PM

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spearone wrote:
Certes! mais, je serais la personne assise à la table avev LatinSugar :)

I wish LatinSugar grants me a little mercy


Je suis tellement désolé mon ami, mais j'ai demandé en premier! Boo hoo!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 7, 2012 12:06:04 AM

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vous avez oublié de demander à votre chéri question...so I'll answer Cecile's

Granted, my dear, less stupidity in this world, but it has been replaced by copious amounts of insanity

I wish the Easter bunny would leave me what I really want
LatinSugar
Posted: Saturday, April 7, 2012 5:48:38 AM

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Granted but instead he leaves a wild canine that chases you endlessly

Wish to hail a taxi on the first signal..not an easy task in the Big City.

Laugh, Learn and Most of all Love...My Way of Life...
ponyboy
Posted: Saturday, April 7, 2012 6:41:19 AM

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Granted,but the driver is a demented robert denero -you talkin to me?

I wish I could turn water into beerRegaeman Man

cecilesfun
Posted: Saturday, April 7, 2012 8:14:57 AM

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Granted, but you drink so much beer that you get hating it and craving for water !

Wish I could turn insanity in empathy

What does not kill you makes you stronger
mischiefmaker
Posted: Saturday, April 7, 2012 9:03:39 PM

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Granted, but at the same time you turn empathy into insanity so the world is worse off; sorry!

I wish I had a jetpack to commute with.
ponyboy
Posted: Sunday, April 8, 2012 9:15:58 AM

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Granted,but the price of jet fuel is sky high so looks like the bus 4 u!

I wish William of Occam would define his razors edge to meRegaeman Man

Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 8, 2012 7:41:37 PM

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Granted, my dear, his theory is so simple, but your mind won't accept it, so he gives you the expanded version, unfortunately he goes on for so long, you fall asleep and miss it

I wish I had a costume party to attend... I'd like a change of avatar
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 8, 2012 8:33:49 PM

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Granted but the only one left is Elvira Mistress of the Night
Wish i could find a job with a 6 figure salary
Ravyn
Posted: Sunday, April 8, 2012 9:44:13 PM

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Granted, but its a job where you don't see the sunlight or have any human interaction for 6 months at a time

I wish I could find an honest trustworthy man

mischiefmaker
Posted: Monday, April 9, 2012 8:11:34 AM

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Granted, however he's 98 years old, gets around in a wheelchair, and doesn't remember your name.

I wish that I could seek out alien lifeforms.
ponyboy
Posted: Monday, April 9, 2012 2:20:39 PM

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Granted, but they all end up lookin like Rick Santorum

I wish I could spend my life with Xochiquetzal!

SirBunny
Posted: Monday, April 9, 2012 3:05:28 PM

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Granted, however Tlaloc is not happy with the living arrangements and so you are put to work with the other worshipers and made to weav till the end of time (21/12/2012).

I wish for the global ligalization of marijuana.




mischiefmaker
Posted: Monday, April 9, 2012 6:29:08 PM

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Granted but with everybody always high no work gets done and we all starve to death!

I wish that I was a world champion polo player
Ravyn
Posted: Monday, April 9, 2012 8:11:31 PM

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Granted but the world you live in is unpopulated so therefore you are the champion of your own existence.

I wish I made a million dollars annually.

Guest
Posted: Monday, April 9, 2012 8:35:33 PM

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Ravyn wrote:
I wish I made a million dollars annually.



Granted....how you made the million is the trick now...you may not be able to sit for a while.



I wish I had a place to release this libidinal energy!
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