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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:21:45 PM

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Granted, but neither win the duel and you sleep alone in the cold rain.

I wish to find a Genie Lamp.
ponyboy
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:36:18 PM

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Granted but I pop out and beat wolves to your wishesRegaeman Man

I wish nightfox would wade on in!

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:38:58 PM

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Granted, but just as I'm about to get there, a big wave comes crashing in and carries me away further. :p

I wish Ponyboy would give me a pretty rose :)

ponyboy
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:47:20 PM

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Granted and the rose smells so sweet u sneeze the petals plumb off

I wish I could get out of this cottonpickin genie lamp!Regaeman Man

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 02, 2012 11:55:14 PM

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Granted, but you only get out of it to move to a smaller lamp!

I wish Ponyboy would read me a bedtime storyBig Hugs
ponyboy
Posted: Thursday, May 03, 2012 12:41:09 AM

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Gladly granted but when u fall asleep I invade your dreams & your bed!Regaeman Man

I wish foxy would quit sneezin rosepetals in her sleep

Ravyn
Posted: Friday, May 04, 2012 12:01:41 PM

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Granted, but instead of rose petals she shoots honey out of her nose all over you which attracts red ants and your bitten beyond recognition.

I wish for an man of his word.

Guest
Posted: Sunday, May 06, 2012 8:40:40 PM

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granted, but my words are evil Ldevil

I wish for a woman who has an amazing erotic imagination!
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 18, 2012 4:21:27 PM

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hotswimmer wrote:
I wish for a woman who has an amazing erotic imagination!


Granted...."hey Ms. Piggy...would you swim over here I have someone I'd like you to meet!"


I wish orgasms would cum in multiples of 12!
Guest
Posted: Friday, May 18, 2012 10:08:57 PM

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Granted, my dear, you have 12 nano second orgasms in a row, so much for the staying power.....we'll have to work on that

I wish my nipples didn't go on high beam every time I sneeze
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2012 7:23:19 AM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish my nipples didn't go on high beam every time I sneeze



Granted....Ah-choo....customary response..."Goes-in-tight"....now careful with those, you could take someone eye out!


I wish dirty sheets could jump in the washer and dryer and march back onto the bed by command.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2012 12:42:25 PM

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granted but they drag you with them and you get sea sick in the washing machine and the sheets are on your bed soiled with your puke. ...sorry

i wish i was back to my old self
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2012 8:46:42 PM

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granted, my dear, but your real old self is actually 86

I wish ginger86 would find her inner peace
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 04, 2012 5:44:41 PM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish ginger86 would find her inner peace



Granted...and when she does...she finally realizes what a wonderful person was right there ready to blossom!


I wish cigarettes were easy to quit as dropping brussel sprouts from your diet.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 7:01:27 AM

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granted, my dear, ciggies are easy to quit, but an insatiable hunger for brussel sprouts takes their place

I wish I hadn't put skydiving on my bucket list
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, June 05, 2012 12:35:43 PM

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Granted, but instead you put bungie jumping from low heights on your list and didn't make it through the drop ( sorry )

I wish it would be easier to be with the one that I love.
adele
Posted: Thursday, July 05, 2012 10:08:03 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Granted, but things are so easy, you both get bored

I wish I could get motivated to do some painting

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Harry7785
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 3:55:44 PM

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Granted, but it was the entire house exterior!

I wish I could be a better furniture designer.
adele
Posted: Friday, July 06, 2012 8:58:23 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but your designs are only for people over 7 feet tall and you go broke

I wish every cantaloupe I buy this summer is as good as the one I am eating now

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IronSnake19
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 10:18:28 AM

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Granted, but the individual price per cantaloupe is $10.00


I wish I had the same powers as the main character on Jumper.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
adele
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 12:07:06 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but you lack ANY control, so you never stop jumping!

I wish my car was fixed

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Guest
Posted: Thursday, July 19, 2012 2:16:45 PM

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Abra Cadabra! Granted!

I wish for two hours alone with Prissy!
spearone
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 9:08:09 AM

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Granted, but she turns up with another guy

I wish a cold milk shake right now

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 11:28:07 AM

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Granted, but it's made with sour milk.

I wish I could fly
adele
Posted: Saturday, July 21, 2012 2:09:04 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, but then you realize you are afraid of heights and crash, breaking almost every bone in your body, so sorry

I wish for peace on earth

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IronSnake19
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 2:01:38 PM

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Granted every time you finish reading a book with more than 600 pages.


I wish I had a girlfriend.

"Courage means saddling up anyway." -John Wayne "I know not with what weapons world war 3 will be fought; but world war 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -Albert Einstein
adele
Posted: Monday, July 23, 2012 5:20:53 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, it's Vickilynn though

I wish I had enough money to help out a few people who need some financial help (me incl)

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Harry7785
Posted: Thursday, July 26, 2012 9:39:18 PM

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Granted but your accountant screwed up your taxes and you go to jail!

I wish I could work fewer days aw ay from home.
adele
Posted: Friday, July 27, 2012 6:29:12 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
granted, now you work strictly from home. you never leave your house again or have contact with another human being

I wish I could go into business with a friend

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spearone
Posted: Saturday, July 28, 2012 11:57:49 AM

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Granted, but now ur business partner wants to only look at your boobs

I wish i was at the Olympics

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