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seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:17:06 PM

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Granted but it's on the deserted island where your plane crashed.

I wish I had a harem of beauties to keep me company


One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:18:14 PM

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lol this is getting rediculous

Granted but you are shipwrecked on a deserted island
(and btw Eastenders IS boring lol) - that is for Hunnidew

I wish i could type faster

HunniDew
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:19:19 PM

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Granted but they're all lesbians.

I wish I had another glass of wine in my hand.



HunniDew
HunniDew
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:21:23 PM

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@Hiddentalent01 - Granted but you can't afford the internet on the dole so have to leave Lush!

I wish I did n't have to go to work tomorrow.

And yes, all soaps are shite!



HunniDew
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:24:22 PM

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HunniDew wrote:
Granted but they're all lesbians.

I wish I had another glass of wine in my hand.



Granted but it's de-alcoholized plonk

I wish I was in Rome again


One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
HunniDew
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:28:31 PM

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Granted but it's ancient Rome and you are a gladiator!

I wish I could win the lottery.



HunniDew
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:30:50 PM

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Granted but read Shirley Jackson's The Lottery to find out what you won... (it's not pretty)

I wish I had an Aston Martin

(and by the way, I have a degree in Classics so I'm ready for that one)

One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
HunniDew
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:37:04 PM

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Granted but your jealous neighbours keep slashing your tyres.

I wish I had a hot man here right now!



HunniDew
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:40:07 PM

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Granted but it's the Human Torch...

I wish I was king of my own country

One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
HunniDew
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:48:10 PM

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Granted but it's a very small country with only you in it.

I wish I had magic powers.



HunniDew
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 2:53:45 PM

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Granted but they require a vow of chastity

I wish I had a slave to look after the yard.


One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Kinky_Becky
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 3:20:47 PM

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Granted, but that's all he does is look at it. You still have to cut the grass, weed, and everything else. Oh, and you have to house, feed and clothe him. To make matters worse, your wife winds up pregnant and it looks just like him.


I wish my wish turns out wonderful.

kellyqueen
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 6:07:06 PM

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Granted but they turn ugly once you take your eyes off each one granted.

I wish I lived in Alaska
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 6:56:07 PM

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Granted but don't complain during 69 that my nose feels like an icicle against your butt hole

I wish I were in Alaska with Kelly
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 7:26:23 PM

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Granted but I have no idea what a laska is or what you two are doing in it (though I have a feeling that I'd love to watch)

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.


One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 8:12:30 PM

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granted but you get fired and are never able to find another job and starve to death


I wish I could write a book
seeker4
Posted: Sunday, October 21, 2012 8:38:53 PM

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Granted but you spend the next 5 years fighting plagiarism and libel suits.

I wish I had someone in bed with me tonight (wife's away)

One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
HunniDew
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 12:43:59 PM

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Granted but it's a little leprechaun who torments you mercilessly all night!

I wish to get more than 3 hours' sleep tonight.



HunniDew
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Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 12:48:54 PM

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Granted but you turn into sleeping beauty and need a handsome prince's kiss to wake you

I wish I was a handsome prince
S2B
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 2:23:17 PM

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Granted. You are strikingly handsome, but have no lips to wake HunniDew from her slumber

I wish for a night of sexual bliss.
seeker4
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 2:43:02 PM

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Granted but she burst and deflated just at the critical moment.

I wish for the ability to fly without wings.


One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
HunniDew
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 3:22:39 PM

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Granted but you have no way of steering and crash, leaving you paralysed from the neck down.

I wish I could be a celebrity chef.



HunniDew
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Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 3:29:40 PM

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Granted but you burn the food and set off the fire alarms on live TV because you were so distracted by the the hot sexy cameraman

I wish I was the cameraman
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 3:41:29 PM

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Granted, but for your next assignment you get sent to film the mating ritual of the Siberian lesser brown shrew mouse.

I wish I had three wishes....

S2B
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 4:38:36 PM

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Granted, but you have to use all three wishes on me!

I wish I didn't wake up from that wonderfully dream last night.
Guest
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 5:06:11 PM

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granted..rip +

i wish it wasn't starting to get cold
seeker4
Posted: Monday, October 22, 2012 5:43:34 PM

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Granted but it's global warming and we're all doomed!

I wish I was a movie star.

One of my favorite, and most viewed, stories. Bill and his daughter-in-law Becky relieve their sexual frustration with a steamy summer fling.

Frustration and Relief

The April Stories:

April's Secret - A college student learns a sexy secret from his girlfriend's past

The Pastor's Secret - A lonely minister seeks solace from an escort
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:59:10 AM

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granted but you are now a terazzo and brass star on the hollywood walk of fame.....

I wish I were on a deserted island with Johnny Depp
kellyqueen
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 10:48:15 AM

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Granted but he is too busy tying sea turtles together with the hair from his back to pay any attention to you.

I wish I had a guinea pig
HunniDew
Posted: Tuesday, October 23, 2012 11:54:38 AM

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Granted but it escapes and shits all over the house.

I wish I'd never got married.



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