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kellyqueen
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 7:25:57 PM

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Location: In your pants, United States
Granted, look in the mirror hehehehe


I wish I had some brandy to go with my eggnog
Americanheart
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 7:33:06 PM

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Granted- only if you are willing to share

I wish i was out of new jersey

kellyqueen
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 8:00:32 PM

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Location: In your pants, United States
Granted but now you are in Havana, Cuba.


I wish for two large glasses to share with lhb1989
Americanheart
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 8:11:04 PM

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Granted- thank you for sharing

I wish to smell the air of the rain

fuckedsilly
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 8:36:31 PM

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Location: around in, Canada
Granted, but it was raining in the middle of a wind storm and now you have dirt up your nose.

I wish that i could have an ever ending suppy of good coffee

Have the courage to make the change, the strength to see it through, and keep the faith that it will turn out for the best!
Americanheart
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 9:01:54 PM

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Granted- but you have to get a new coffee cabinet first

I wish i could be immortal

WorkAlone
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 9:15:53 PM

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Joined: 2/27/2010
Posts: 1,516
Location: Subject to Change without Notice, Canada
Granted, but you can never leave your room again.

I wish I was in a nice warm bed with a nice warm woman.
LYFBUZ
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 9:35:17 PM

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Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
Granted but the woman is Bea Arthur and she has a penguin fetish

I wish I could get a good night's sleep....
Guest
Posted: Saturday, January 05, 2013 11:28:40 PM

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Joined: 12/1/2006
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Granted, but the sandman spills sand all over your bed and you wake up to sandy sheets.

I wish I could run a marathon.
loveslegs
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 12:46:41 AM

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Joined: 12/4/2011
Posts: 1,832
Location: Greece
Granted - but you would so love it that you would feel compeled to run EVERY marathon event in the world evil4

I wish I could change the weather to my liking on a daily basis
TJ50
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 9:31:04 AM

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Location: South Africa
Granted - but now that's your permanent and eternal occupation and you have to satisfy the weather requirements of any lushy ever.

I wish that I could take care of every animal in the world who needs help.
LYFBUZ
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 9:55:27 AM

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Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
Granted but you are dismayed that Lyfbuz is a dog.

I wish I was an accomplished writer...
TJ50
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 9:58:53 AM

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Location: South Africa
Granted - but you will only ever be allowed to write books in the "Mills and Baboons" genre

I wish that Lyfbuz would stop teasing me and just get over here and please me instead!
LYFBUZ
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 10:02:26 AM

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Location: 1st star to the left, Canada
Granted! but you will fall madly in love with him and he will be the last man you ever have

I wish it was bed time...
TJ50
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 10:05:01 AM

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Location: South Africa
In my house, if you're visiting - it's always bedtime! So your wish is granted but you may find that you're seldom allowed out of bed!


I wish there were fairies who actually did all our work for us so that we could play all the time.
Americanheart
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 10:23:45 AM

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Granted- but you have to believe in the fairies so they can work for you

I wish it's always sunny

Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 06, 2013 3:37:15 PM

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lhb1989 wrote:
I wish it's always sunny




Granted....but you do know that the last Grape to make this same wish now answers to the name of "Raisin"


I wish it wasn't always so LONG and HARD....

.....to read every detail of a hot Lush story!
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 12:59:30 AM

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Granted, my dear, now it's always short and soft, I have a remedy for that.

I wish I had a polar bear rug

thunderroad93
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 2:05:44 AM

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Location: Scotland, United Kingdom
Granted but its ice cold to walk on

I wish I no longer had to write up reports!
loveslegs
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 2:32:27 AM

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Location: Greece
Granted - but you have to take a mini exam instead of each report!

I wish I didnt have to walk my dog every day
TJ50
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 2:44:14 AM

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Granted - but now your dog has his/her own set of keys and comes and goes as he/she pleases, bringing friends round for regular barking parties.

I wish that rain fell down in tubes rather than on me if I'd busy outside
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 5:10:38 AM

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Granted - but you will have to clear the tubes up

Wish I could have a beautiful evening out with two sexy girls
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 5:11:55 AM

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granted, but your inside now because I tossed you over my shoulder and absconded with you

I wish TJ was closer


lmao that was in answer to TJ obviously

For KieranK - granted, but they are 100% lesbian and only need you to pay for the evening out

and I still wish TJ was closer so I could take throw her over my shoulder
youngmommy
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 5:32:30 AM

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Location: Narnia , United States
Granted but now she has a restraining order against you.


I wish i could get Reese's cups without gaining weight.
Guest
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 6:07:26 AM

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lol.... she'll never get a restraining order against me. she loves me really

granted - instead they make your big toes grow longer and longer

I wish I was having dirty sex right now
youngmommy
Posted: Monday, January 07, 2013 11:40:28 AM

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Location: Narnia , United States
Granted, but your girlfriend hasn't taken a bath in two months.

I wish i could stay home all day.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 12:23:19 AM

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Granted, my dear, but it's only because you're under house arrest, all alone, nobody to play with, you pace the floors aching to take just one step outside

I wish I could be snuggling with my man , listening to him sleep
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 9:58:57 PM

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Wildcat wrote:
I wish I could be snuggling with my man , listening to him sleep




Granted...but bring your ear plugs, he snores louder than rusty box car!


I wish I could sleep as peaceful as they do down under.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, January 08, 2013 10:44:24 PM

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Granted, my dear, but you're down under.....the water, do fish sleep?

I wish my day had been filled with good news instead of bad
kellyqueen
Posted: Sunday, January 13, 2013 11:03:55 PM

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Location: In your pants, United States
Granted but you get so much good news, you can't take it anymore


I wish for a jet that can take me wherever I want to go
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