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Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 4:53:14 AM

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grumpybastard wrote:
Done , but the only flavour is baked beans.



I wish my gold dick to be normal again


Grated, by normal being back to when you had a penis like a baby

I wish to be loved and find love and some booze please!
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:30:25 AM

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Granted. but your new lover after the first night, will turn into a moonshine making hillbilly ,,that will keep you constantly drunk and use you as his sex slave and abuse you at will.

I wish to be Fritzies lover
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Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 8:45:31 AM

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granted, but for a minute and it's only one sided, your side lol

i wish i could get rid of these ants going after my bread
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Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 3:58:32 PM

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intelutside wrote:
granted, but for a minute and it's only one sided, your side lol

i wish i could get rid of these ants going after my bread


Granted, but now they're after your body.

I wish I can get someone alone and do whatever i want to her.. shaking
rougerogue
Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 5:31:50 PM

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Granted, here have a Barbie.

I wish for eternal wishes.
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 6:40:29 PM

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Granted. But they'll all be corrupted. [evil laugh]

I wish I had a better evil laugh...

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 9:50:32 PM

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Lady_Lydia wrote:
Granted. But they'll all be corrupted. [evil laugh]

I wish I had a better evil laugh...


granted lydia, but your evil laugh will sound like your one of the character on alvin and the chipmunks...

I wish to be in poland and australia..
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:49:18 PM

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Granted , on the downside your gps sends you to Austria and Lapland .



I wish to be like the Six Million Dollar Man
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:08:03 AM

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granted! only for a sec

i wish for a good night sleep
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 6:28:25 AM

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granted but u sleep all through work because you were so tired last night

i wish i was loved
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Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 10:30:01 AM

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elenai1230 wrote:
granted but u sleep all through work because you were so tired last night

i wish i was loved


granted, and you will be loved so much by everyone around you

I wish im the one managing world time and i wish i was with you crybaby
Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, February 24, 2010 1:41:44 PM

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Granted. You transport yourself to my lap.....I hope it's okay if I do a bit of groping....*shifty eyes*

I wish Maryland was closer.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 25, 2010 2:42:45 AM

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Lady_Lydia wrote:
Granted. You transport yourself to my lap.....I hope it's okay if I do a bit of groping....*shifty eyes*

I wish Maryland was closer.


Granted, provided im Maryland since im on you lap *blushing*

I wish i have unlimited plane ticket to anywhere i wanna go.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 25, 2010 4:44:06 AM

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Granted.But yout plane will crash on a desert island and you will be the only survivor


I wish I was a clitoris
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 25, 2010 8:30:47 AM

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jackinandjillin wrote:
Granted.But yout plane will crash on a desert island and you will be the only survivor


I wish I was a clitoris


Granted but your the smallest clitoris there is that no one can even recognize you presence. Whistle

I wish i had VIP tickets for PARAMORE and TIMBALAND together with JOJO & JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE concert.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, February 25, 2010 9:39:34 AM

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Granted! you'll get VIP tickets for PARAMOR and TIMBerLAND together with Mojo JOJO & JUSTIN TIMBERLAnE. more like of an impersonation concert. haha

I wish ants won't bug me anymore.,
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, February 25, 2010 6:11:48 PM

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Granted. Your house has been invaded by spiders.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, February 26, 2010 8:18:26 AM

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I wish I didn't have a migraine.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 27, 2010 12:31:53 AM

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Granted. But it will become a right pain in the butt.

I wish for 3 wishes
Guest
Posted: Saturday, February 27, 2010 4:23:09 AM

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Granted , but all three of your wishes are doubled for your worst enemy.

I wish for my own island.
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, February 27, 2010 1:26:38 PM

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You have it. But you have to stand on one foot at the center of it during high tide so you don't drown....

I wish I had some ice cream.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Sunday, February 28, 2010 9:04:29 AM

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Granted, but the ice cream (which happens to be chocolate of course!) spilled all over my naked body, so now you have to eat it off me. Aw what a shame! evil4

I wish for diamond encrusted, real size, working ferrari
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Posted: Sunday, February 28, 2010 10:11:14 AM

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SweetBitch wrote:
Granted, but the ice cream (which happens to be chocolate of course!) spilled all over my naked body, so now you have to eat it off me. Aw what a shame! evil4

I wish for diamond encrusted, real size, working ferrari


*poof* granted, but the real size diamond encrusted ferrari has square wheels instead of round :)

I wish for a new puppy
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Posted: Sunday, February 28, 2010 10:45:22 AM

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granted. your new pupy will grow that protective of you, your lover wont get near you.


I wish to go to heaven
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 13, 2010 9:11:09 AM

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granted... but you must go through some sinful acts to get there. ;)

I wish for land where all my wishes come true....

Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 13, 2010 9:16:07 AM

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granted but for everywish you have .. i get 2 :)

i wish i could live the life i have
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, March 13, 2010 9:24:36 AM

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Granted, you live the life you have. But you get a creepy clown following you around screaming "Nananana nananana nanananana NANANANA!!!"

I wish that clown didn't actually exist.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 13, 2010 9:46:16 AM

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(lol actually had someone do that before haha)

granted ... they are only in your mind and come after you when you sleep

i wish my room was tidy
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Posted: Sunday, March 14, 2010 4:18:33 PM

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granted, but there are a bunch of midgets running around now.

I wish for more rain!

Ray♥♥
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Posted: Sunday, March 14, 2010 4:30:21 PM

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Granted, but interspersed with the raindrops are midgets' dismembered heads, which make a terrible mess everywhere!


I wish I always knew wrong from right.

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