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Posted: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 1:11:18 AM

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Granted, but when you try the key it doesn`t work. You then realise that your parents have moved house.isjda isjda


I wish there was no work for me tomorrow.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 1:43:20 AM

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Granted, but the day is so stressful at home that you wish you were at work. And because your boss was generous giving you a day off, he has rostered you on for the next 21 days.... straight!

I wish for another chicken omelette. That one was YUMMY!
cmsouza729
Posted: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:12:24 AM

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Granted, but someone puts a bunch of red hot chili peppers in it. When you take your first bite you have to run to the kitchen for water to put the fire out!

I wish those chicken nuggets hadn't given me food poisoning.
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 5:23:11 AM

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Granted. No food poisoning, but they were still chicken nuggets. So be prepared, gas, weight gain, heart attack.........

I wish my house was clean and all my paperwork was done.
Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 12:35:15 PM

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Granted. Your house is now clean, but it's so clean that it blinds you somehow. And all you paperwork is done...in Japanese. Have fun translating!

I wish I was more energetic.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


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You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 3:58:52 AM

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Granted, but run have been running around so long your suffering from exhaustion and your body has gone into perminant shut down

I wish for an ocean cruise
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:05:28 PM

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Granted, but your cruise ship gets lost in the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish I had the guy who gave me my first kiss here with me.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 6:39:43 PM

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Granted, adorable boy is there!...But so am I x3

I wish for handcuffs.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 6:50:09 PM

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Granted but your cuffed to me for ever muwhahahahaha !!!

I wish i hand lemonade
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 6:51:47 PM

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I don't think I'd mind.

Wish granted, but it is I who deliver the lemonade...I have to stay while you drink it...because I'm cuffed to you and such....

I wish someone [coughTiffcough] would give me a massage.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 8:17:32 PM

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I'll give you a massage, but unfortunately its just me.

I wish for a REALLY big bottle of rum!
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 8:20:54 PM

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Granted. You have a magnum size bottle of rum. It is however, empty. crybaby


I wish to run like the wind.
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 8:45:53 PM

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CyberRenegade wrote:
I'll give you a massage, but unfortunately its just me.


I'm happy with that flower


LusciousLola wrote:
I wish to run like the wind.

Granted. You are running so quickly that no one can catch you. No more sex for you.

I wish I was in Giggles' house right now.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 8:57:49 PM

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Granted, but you have to help keep the flood in the basement from getting too bad.... Maybe doing laundry too.

I wish I weren't tired.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, March 25, 2010 9:31:23 PM

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I'll give you an energy drink, but you'd have to stay awake all night with me.

I wish I had boat!
cmsouza729
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 12:01:02 AM

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Granted but its a rusted tug boat that when you take it out to the water for the first time you realize there's a hole in the bottom. Glub, glub, glub.

I wish for a huge party with all the female Lushers! ;)
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 9:31:43 AM

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Granted, but you can't touch or dance with any of us, you'd just have to stay in the corner and pay a quarter to open the shade to view us.
So, basically you can look, but you have to pay for it at your own party!

I wish people I know weren't such douchebags.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
LadyX
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 9:33:12 AM

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granted, the people you know are no longer douchebags at all. They are all super nice to you all the time so now you struggle to not snap wondering what they really think of you! lol

I wish I had worldly wisdom to always do the right thing.
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 3:36:43 PM

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granted. But only for 5 minutes, then you will resort to 4 and 2letter words only......................................fuck me jack

i wish Xuani would haunt ,my dreams
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 7:55:17 PM

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Granted. Xuani will haunt your dreams. In your dreams she has her beautiful face and the body of an emu. What she tries to do to you in your dreams makes you wake up screaming for mommy, in a pool of sweat.

I wish to travel through time.
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 8:07:59 PM

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Granted, though you can never return to your own time, resulting in never again seeing your loved ones as you know them.

I wish I were able to get my tattoo now....

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 8:11:12 PM

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Granted, you have your tattoo done now. But I'm doing it! x3

I wish my handcuffs were being used on me right now ;)

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 8:27:30 PM

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Granted. I have you handcuffed to your bed. I'm about to start a long sensual tongue massage, you are dripping wet and writhing with anticipation. Suddenly the police burst in, looking for you. There is a warrant for your arrest. They sent me home, and took you naked to the station for booking.

I wish to continue where we left off.
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 9:18:41 PM

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Granted, we continue where we left off. But you have to bail me out!

I wish I had some ice cream.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 10:26:05 PM

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Granted, but it is too much to have alone.

I wish that I could fly away from all the shit going on in my life.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 27, 2010 2:35:00 AM

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Granted. but only for one day, on your return the shit in your life will become totally unbearible

I wish to have a peaceful weekend
LadyX
Posted: Saturday, March 27, 2010 2:40:32 AM

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Granted, your weekend will be peaceful and so will the next week and then the next weekend and on and on, because you are addicted to tranquilizers.


I wish I could control myself.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 27, 2010 8:15:06 AM

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Granted you can control yourself but only when your told you can be me :p

i wish for a pizza
scooter
Posted: Saturday, March 27, 2010 8:33:02 AM

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There You go oneil,, all the ingredients for a fine pizza!
Now all you gotta do is make it, or convince me too.
I'll grille one for you, if you help lady X to not to,, control herself.


I wish all women to be; uninhibited, by high noon today.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, March 27, 2010 8:35:23 AM

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granted scooter, but only inhibited with you and they will remain that way forever

i wish to be released from tranquilizer addiction and addicted to the one that granted it to me
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