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LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 4:50:40 AM

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Granted. You now dance around with a fishing pole, dressed in a clown suit. Those very large shoes have caused you tremendous amounts of trouble. They have landed you in the lake more than once!!! The last time you went in, you took a small child down with you. Her old granny beat the crap out of you for that.kekekegay

I wish to have another great day.

Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:02:22 AM

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Posts: 651,805
Granted but when the night comes you get arrested and then raped in jail by a 6 foot woman named sam

I wish I had a god-like body and the most desireable cock in the world
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:06:09 AM

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Granted. Now you must use said cock to please me endlessly.
That is my wish.
DazzlingLove
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:27:52 AM

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Joined: 3/7/2009
Posts: 504
Location: Australia
Granted. But you cannot orgasm.

I wish for a big green apple lollipop!
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:35:07 AM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 97
Location: In a world, half way between fantasy and reality,
Granted, but it is ages old and has dust infused into it after melting and solidifying again.

I wish that I had more incense.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
LadyX
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:36:39 AM

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Moderator

Joined: 9/25/2009
Posts: 4,813
Granted, but the only scent available is "rotting dead dog". Have fun burning that, lol.

I wish everybody liked me.
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:07:07 AM

Rank: Forum Whore

Joined: 7/9/2009
Posts: 2,523
Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Granted, everyone likes you. But you become frustrated with the amount of affection you receive and decide to blow up half of your friends....and are now in jail...don't worry though, your inmates REALLY like you!

I wish I knew what to say.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:28:25 PM

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Posts: 651,805
Granted, but now through a series of unfortunate events, you no longer can speak. Sorry.

I wish someone was on to talk to
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:50:35 PM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,424
Location: Cakeland, United States
He's always on. Standing 6'9" and weighing in at 396 pounds, he's a former greased-pig slinging champion, actively bisexual, wants to serve and service you as your personal boot-lick, doesn't take 'No!' for an answer and has the funds and incentive to find you. Do not provide personal information!

I wish I owned a new cell phone number.

If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 2:55:00 PM

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Congratulations! Your new cell number is 555-1249. Oops, was I not supposed to spread it across the internet in a thousand different chain letters. My bad.

I wish I was invisible
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 3:09:51 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 97
Location: In a world, half way between fantasy and reality,
Granted, but you're a ghost. Sorry on the whole death bit.

I was that I could go swimming with out freezing.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:31:16 PM

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Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Granted, you don't freeze, you've chosen to go swimming in lava....sorry about the whole 'melting your entire body' thing....

I wish I lived where I want to live.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:33:06 PM

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Granted, but as soon as you arrive, you are instantly transported back to where you started. (thus because you said lived, as in the past tense :))

I wish there were new emoticons on the side :)
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 01, 2010 11:30:22 PM

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Granted there has been 3 new one added, but you can only use them once and once ou have used the thrird, your account will be deleted and you will be no more

I wish i could find what im looking for
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 12:04:31 AM

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You find what your looking for but you lose it on the way home.

I wish for warm arms around me.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 12:27:18 PM

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Granted, but you soon find out the arms are from a werewolf.


I wish Zemanova would go to dinner with me.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 3:53:16 PM

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Granted, but she thought you said your name was John Holmes , sadly when she checks your credentials she finds you are only 1/4 of the man John was.


I wish for a long life.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 5:14:58 PM

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Granted, but you become really, really wrinkly and need to use a colostomy bag for the rest of your life.

I wish for a gold plated Xbox 360!
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 8:22:57 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 97
Location: In a world, half way between fantasy and reality,
Granted, but it doesn't work, as can be seen in the way it blows up once you plug it in.

I wish that my zippo never needed to be refilled, but still had flame.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 8:25:34 PM

Rank: Forum Whore

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Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
Granted dear Tiff, you have a neverending zippo flame [insert evil laugh here]....but every time you light it, an adorable puppy dies. And if you DON'T light it within a certain period of time, it will explode with the power of a small nuclear blast. So, either you're a puppy killer, or you're a murderer. Take your pick.


I wish that I wasn't such an idiot.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
D-rock
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 9:18:55 PM

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Joined: 3/25/2010
Posts: 39
Granted. But now everyone thinks your a genius and goes to you for advice every minute of the day.

I wish that my cellphone still worked.
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 9:28:03 PM

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Granted, except now somebody calls every half hour asking you if you require a duct cleaning service (like here in Canada :s )

I wish for a simple cup of coffee.
D-rock
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 10:05:36 PM

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sadly enough, I know what your talking about lol...being from Canada myself

Granted. except the coffee makes you really sick.

I wish my dog could walk himself.
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Friday, April 02, 2010 11:33:50 PM

Rank: Advanced Wordsmith

Joined: 11/9/2009
Posts: 97
Location: In a world, half way between fantasy and reality,
Granted, but he walks a path full of rodents, which get chased so far, your dog can no longer get back.

I wish I didn't need to sleep ever again, without risk of going crazy.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
cmsouza729
Posted: Saturday, April 03, 2010 8:49:02 AM

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Joined: 1/29/2010
Posts: 133
Location: Kent, United States
Granted, you don't go crazy, but you're still tired, grumpy and extremly pissy.

I wish for everyone on Lush to have an awesome Easter... even if you don't celebrate it.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 03, 2010 12:11:46 PM

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Granted, and everyone has a good time. At night, a bunny of the Playboy kind knocks on your door...



I wish Brea Lynn would drive on the parkway and park in my driveway...


Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 04, 2010 1:42:03 AM

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Damn Rocco, she was on her way but her navman took her up a railway line and she is somewhere between New York and your driveway.

I wish for two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce,cheese, mustard on a sesame bun.
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, April 04, 2010 6:29:16 AM

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Granted. But all the beef has been recalled, possible mad cow disease.

I wish for some new furniture.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Sunday, April 04, 2010 7:06:46 AM

Rank: Constant Gardener

Joined: 9/30/2009
Posts: 10,424
Location: Cakeland, United States
For your 100th forum post, Lush has shipped you a new sofa, chair, ottoman and matching loveseat. But they are all black velour, third-hand, partially stained - Art Deco and clash with your cultured taste buds.

I wish I didn't have to do my laundry today.



If ya can't beat 'em... pay someone to do it for you.
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, April 04, 2010 8:21:23 AM

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Granted. You no longer own any clothing.

I wish to spend the day (and night) with you, also free of any clothing.675-lick
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