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Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:27:51 AM

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granted , but before you have a chance to throw your addiction you overdose and shrivel up like a slug.


I wish for an everlasting packet of Tim-Tams.



LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2010 5:11:01 AM

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Granted. You now have a self replenishing packet of Tim-tams (I had to look them up to see what they are), More than likely you will only ever eat one. They have changed the lovely chocolately taste to that of rotten fish. Enjoy!puke

I wish that I hadn't woke up before I finished that dream.
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Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2010 5:42:26 AM

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granted, just think your self lucky, if you would of continued, you would of been treatened by a one eyed dragon with a stud in it head

Iwish to be pleasured by the girl of my dreaams in a corn field
LusciousLola
Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2010 5:53:04 AM

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Granted, but the corn hasn't been planted yet. So you will have to waitcrybaby .

I wish the corn was already knee high.
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2010 9:39:42 AM

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Granted, but there is a huge crop circle causing the standing corn to be full of radiation.

I wish that I could get a massage from a good looking male with my shimmer lotion.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Lydia_
Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2010 1:39:29 PM

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Granted. The guy you want massages you, but the shimmering lotion becomes so bright, it blinds you both....well...that sucks....

I want him to come back.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


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Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2010 3:34:29 PM

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granted, he comes back to you, but hes been that unfaithful to you he can`t look at you and leaves again

i wish to be on a beach as the only man, being pleasured by all the naked girls
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Posted: Sunday, April 11, 2010 5:08:34 PM

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Granted but it is your worst nightmare for they are covered in contagious rashes and they never leave you again.... ooo thats no good :p

... I wish life wasn't so complicated to the point where I can't realize what I really want and can't get out of it.
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Posted: Monday, April 12, 2010 9:13:54 AM

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granted, you find your gardian angle who will give you an uncomplicated life , but after a week your bored stiff and there is no return, oh what a bummer:(
Guest
Posted: Monday, April 12, 2010 3:51:04 PM

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jackinandjillin wrote:
granted, you find your gardian angle who will give you an un cmplicated life , but after a week your bored stiff and there is no return, oh what a bummer:(



ur supposed to have a wish sweetie lol
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 13, 2010 7:24:32 PM

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CutiiePiie wrote:
jackinandjillin wrote:
granted, you find your gardian angle who will give you an un cmplicated life , but after a week your bored stiff and there is no return, oh what a bummer:(



ur supposed to have a wish sweetie lol


I wish Cutiepie would show me what she means by "sweetie"
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Tuesday, April 13, 2010 9:55:56 PM

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Granted, but what she means is you're coated in pop rocks, and proceeds licking them off, which is rather painful on your nether regions.

I wish that I could stop caring about the guy who has hurt me multiple times over without ever trying.

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 12:17:47 PM

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Granted. You have forgotten whats his face completely. You unfortunately have become completely infatuated with the infamous tubgirl.

I wish I wasn't so computer illiterate, and didn't need to ask for help to learn even the easy things.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 12:53:29 PM

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granted how you know all there is to know about computers and there workin, now you will be inandated with request to every body else`s computor illiterate problems.

Iwish for the sexist woman on lush to bed me for a week ;)
LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 1:10:12 PM

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Granted, but a week with me, will leave you wanting a lifetime.

I wish I would finish writing my story, instead of just thinking about it.
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 7:09:20 AM

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granted and you have asked me to go thought the finer details. you will never finish it, ir will take a life time of making love to you, you will never find time time to write it up.

i wish to be free from the memories of past relationships
LusciousLola
Posted: Thursday, April 15, 2010 7:19:46 AM

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Granted.....The memories are gone, only for a day. You then remember everything, and are quite happy about it. You realize everything you learned about yourself from those relationships. You break those old patterns, and are free to love completely with me ....of course.

I wish to accomplish everything on my list today.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 7:33:54 PM

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granted, but your list is TWICE as long tomorrow.

I wish Natalie Dell would stop kicking my spine...

ugh.

Rei♥♥
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Posted: Tuesday, April 20, 2010 11:03:12 PM

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granted, but due to the lack of stimulation, you`ll feel nothing from the neck down. what a bummer, ahhhh

Iwish I had the remote control to your Venus Butterfly .

Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 22, 2010 9:10:47 PM

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granted, but the battery is dead. so sorry.

I wish I could go home and be with the man I love.

Rei♥
Guest
Posted: Thursday, April 22, 2010 9:19:01 PM

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Granted, but is is a conjugal prison visit and you have exactly 30 minutes.

I would love to float in outer space
Guest
Posted: Friday, April 23, 2010 12:44:12 AM

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Granted, however you are anchored to Peter Griffin for stability and he sings The Word is the Bird over and over again the whole trip!

I wish that my personal freedoms stay intact.
Fairly_Fairie
Posted: Saturday, April 24, 2010 9:08:57 AM

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Granted, but you live in a minor country with a dictator, so your freedoms are minimal at best.

I wish that my friend would wake up so we can watch Disney movies. (Yes, I am that much of a little kid.)

Love me. Cuff me. Spank me. Fuck me.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, April 25, 2010 12:15:36 AM

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Granted, but all the movies are warped and not what you thought the were.

I wish for some peanut butter ice cream with gummy bears and cheeze its.

and some more carmel bugles.

yum.

Rei ♥♥
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Posted: Monday, April 26, 2010 10:50:37 PM

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Granted, but they all come infected with maggots.

Iwish for a stress free week
verity
Posted: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 2:09:28 AM

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Granted, a stress free week has just arrived. But you get too zoned out and it becomes impossible to get back into the real spirit of adventure….

I wish for pleasant weather.




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Posted: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 3:11:07 AM

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granted, but a dark rain cloud follows you and continually rains on you.

Iwish for every thing you wish for
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 27, 2010 7:01:38 PM

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granted, but I'm wishing for being taken over the raining of my balcony and spanked hard...

I wish for... well, you know.!!! ^^^^^

Rei♥
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 28, 2010 11:30:29 PM

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Granted, your ass is red raw, but the lush paparazzi have caught you with your pants down and we`er appearing on the front cover of this months "sensual lush"

I wish to be lost in space
Southern_Sass
Posted: Thursday, April 29, 2010 8:35:34 PM

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Granted, you are lost in space, however your food supply is gone and the plumbing no longer works in your craft...sucks to be you...

I wish that my car was paid for

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