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popyourcherry
Posted: Tuesday, September 28, 2010 8:43:01 AM

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granted but when you arrive home you find your house has burnt down.
Iwish for a pear tree
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 28, 2010 1:54:23 PM

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Granted but you have to clean the litter as soon as you get home

I wish for a pay raise.
Reprehensiballs
Posted: Tuesday, September 28, 2010 2:02:17 PM

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Granted, but you have to work a 168 hour week.

I wish for a Jaguar XF.

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, September 28, 2010 7:38:56 PM

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Granted you get a Jag, but the guy you stole it from is bloody mad and has vowed to castrate you.

I wish to go to Chicago for a weekend.
mercianknight
Posted: Wednesday, September 29, 2010 11:02:55 AM

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Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
Granted. Unfortunately it is as a backstage labourer for El Crappo cruise lines version of the hit Broadway musical as you sail the Arabian Gulf between Yemen and Somalia. Good luck with that.

I wish, for once, I did not have a "Honey do..." list for just one week-end.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
SilverArdorDragon
Posted: Wednesday, September 29, 2010 11:07:21 AM

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Granted, however you do have a 'Honey Do Not' list. (Example: 'Honey do not even think of touching me this week end')

I wish I could go on a cruise, a nice long one.
lonelyforgood
Posted: Wednesday, September 29, 2010 6:47:23 PM

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Location: Texas
Granted but it is on the S.S. Minnow and Gilligan is the first mate. You will be gone for a long long time.

I wish I could fix life's little problems.



Alone is not always a bad place to be
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, September 29, 2010 10:55:07 PM

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granted but you must fix all mine first

i wish for my house to always be kept cleaned and not by me :)
mercianknight
Posted: Thursday, September 30, 2010 5:42:52 AM

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Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
Granted, unfortunately it is kept clean by Conchita, the cute & sexy maid your hubby has been screwing on the side. He finally kicks you out on your ass, however, your (former) house is sparkling.

I wish my football team, Arsenal, would win at least one trophy this year....please!!!!

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
angel777
Posted: Thursday, September 30, 2010 7:02:50 AM

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Location: my bed he he he he
I will grant it but ............ the top 5 best players will be sick for the rest of the season



i wish for chocolate
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 30, 2010 7:29:33 AM

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Granted but it goes directly to your hips

I wish I had a personal assistant
angel777
Posted: Thursday, September 30, 2010 10:41:21 AM

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Granted but she does not like u

i wish for sound sleep
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 30, 2010 2:33:30 PM

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The sound is me snoring while sleeping

I wish for angel wings
Guest
Posted: Thursday, September 30, 2010 2:56:56 PM

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Granted, but they were clipped for flying to close to hell.

I wish for someone to come and fix dinner for me.
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 1, 2010 4:33:36 AM

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granted, ill fix ur dinner. i wish for an open highway amd a cool breeze in my face
Guest
Posted: Friday, October 1, 2010 6:07:06 AM

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Granted but you're doomed to be behind a bus of frat students who keep throwing up out the window.....Damn I'm a bitch.

Ok, I wish for a tentacle monster.....they look like fun.
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joegc001
Posted: Friday, October 1, 2010 9:57:31 PM

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Location: In a cave of no hope
Your wish is granted but then goes on a rampage and kills the town
I wish for the power of invisibility
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 2, 2010 12:39:19 AM

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Granted, but you can't see yourself. Goodbye depth perception ;P
I wish for more sherbert with my dip dab.
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joegc001
Posted: Saturday, October 2, 2010 1:09:53 AM

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Location: In a cave of no hope
Your wish is granted but its the flavor that upsets your stomach and spend the whole day sick

I wish for a more intimate friend
SilverArdorDragon
Posted: Saturday, October 2, 2010 2:28:35 PM

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Granted, however it's your proctolagist. (sorry if that's spelled wrong)

I wish that I could meet, and spend a week learning from, my four favorite chefs.
joegc001
Posted: Saturday, October 2, 2010 4:17:18 PM

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Granted but they only show you to snake the best sandwich
I wish for a better computer
classy
Posted: Saturday, October 2, 2010 5:40:44 PM

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garanted but it still dont work

i wish for understanding
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 2, 2010 11:25:40 PM

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garnted but you now wished you were untserstood

i wish i wasn't sick
classy
Posted: Sunday, October 3, 2010 7:40:19 AM

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granted but a loved one is very ill


wishes was a cure for cancer
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 3, 2010 10:48:50 AM

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Granted but it cost a Lot of money...

I wish all my friends to be happy and healthy.
classy
Posted: Sunday, October 3, 2010 1:28:47 PM

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granted but u are ill


wish to meet all friends and party
classy
Posted: Sunday, October 3, 2010 1:28:50 PM

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granted but u are ill


wish to meet all friends and party
joegc001
Posted: Sunday, October 3, 2010 2:11:36 PM

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Granted but the party was over
I wish to fly
Eeyore123
Posted: Sunday, October 3, 2010 5:52:29 PM

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granted you can now fly but only in circles around the washington dc memorial

I wish for a month of no dr visits

Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 5, 2010 12:14:16 AM

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Granted but you are too sick to go to the doctors.

I wish for it all to be okay.
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