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Guest
Posted: Monday, October 25, 2010 6:57:12 PM

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Granted but it lasts 'til June

I wish I get fucked tonight or tomorrow or the next...
Ned2522
Posted: Friday, October 29, 2010 10:16:23 AM

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Granted but your partners will all be in their 90s.

I wish that Mrs B would cuck me.
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 12, 2010 2:29:06 PM

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Granted, but you hate it.

I wish to have a hard cock in me right now....
LusciousLola
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 1:48:15 PM

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Granted



but its gonna leave a mark.

I wish for a scholarship.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 1:52:19 PM

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Granted for your great great grandchildren.

I wish for an awesome exotic car.
LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, November 23, 2010 2:49:35 PM

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Granted, but it's the earliest model of a Model-T from the 1900s.

I wish I had a chocolate sundae.

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LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 5:45:10 AM

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Granted. You have a chocolate sundae, the worlds largest, and you are the cherry on top.

I wish that a Christmas tree would be delivered to me on Friday.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 6:27:04 AM

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Granted. It will be delivered but you are the angel on top ...and you know where that tree fits?? - **ouch**

I wish I could have a cigarette right now
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:21:37 AM

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granted, but it's spiked with an explosive toothpick thingie.

I wish I could have a beautiful woman sitting next to me right now...
Nikki703
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 10:25:08 AM

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Granted, But She Hates Men

I Wish I Was Naked In A Hot Tub With Jessica Biel
Dudealicious
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 11:17:38 AM

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Granted but she is too busy chatting on her iPhone and doesn't notice you.

I wish to be involved in a MFF threesome

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

LusciousLola
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 12:05:24 PM

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Granted, but I get to be the main course!

I wish to get my passport.
Dudealicious
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 3:34:09 PM

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LusciousLola wrote:
Granted, but I get to be the main course!

I wish to get my passport.


Not sure why that would be a bad thing Lola!!


Granted you get your passport - but you accidentally lose it in while in the restroom at the passport office

I wish to fly to Ireland

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Wednesday, November 24, 2010 8:04:11 PM

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Granted. But while in Ireland, the Irish economic collapse forces the shutdown of all their airports and you are left with no way home.

I wish to have one day experiencing what it is like to be a beautiful woman.
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 11:33:58 AM

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Granted- but you are incarnated into Britney Spears with clippers in your hand.

I wish I could teleport around the continent

LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 11:37:42 AM

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Granted, but you'd better pick wisely because you only get one stop!


I wish for a night of dirty passionate sex.
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 11:40:02 AM

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Granted--However you do not get to chose your partner.

I wish for season hockey tickets

Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 12:31:38 PM

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Granted ...but they are sadly in the very back row next to the bathrooms

I wish for a week/month/lifetime of unadulterated passion with the woman of my dreams
Dudealicious
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 12:34:00 PM

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Granted but you suffer Erectile disfunction and you cannot have sex with her

I wish for for my SO to want to have anal sex

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 3:25:27 PM

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Granted, but All the lube in the world is gone.

I wish for another Job in another town/city
Dudealicious
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 3:50:07 PM

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Granted but the company you work for declares bankruptcy a month after you move there

I wish to have good feeback and positive comments on my story I just submitted to lush

The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker

Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 3:54:58 PM

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Granted but you end up working as the towel boy at the town prison in Deliverance, USA

I wish Lush was a real town that I lived in.
LusciousLola
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 5:08:37 PM

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Granted, but you are the bearded lady at the Lush city circus.

I wish for a busy day at work tomorrow.
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 5:10:55 PM

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Granted--however you are the only one that does not call in sick and you have to do EVERYTHING

I wish I had some peanut butter
Guest
Posted: Friday, November 26, 2010 11:31:52 PM

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Granted....but your joy over your new found peanut butter quickly turns to despair when you realize you have no jelly.

I wish I had some strawberry jelly.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 5:44:44 AM

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Granted ...but as hard as you try - you cannot get the lid off

I wish I could stop smoking easily
popyourcherry
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 8:08:34 AM

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Granted......... But only for one day, then you`ll smoke 100 a day and smell like and ash tray and you`ll never find another sexual partner.

I wish for peace and quite.
rhapsody181
Posted: Saturday, November 27, 2010 8:56:15 AM

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Granted, you feel completely at peace until you realize it isn't quite as quiet as you'd hoped. They've opened a playground next to your home.

I wish I had a pitcher of sangria and a warm sunny day to enjoy it.

amor est spiritus qui nos alet
love is the breath that sustains us
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 5:56:16 AM

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Granted ...but then all your friends arrive and finish it all before you are able to get any.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful woman who's only wish was to please me - LOL .......(yeah ...dream on - hahaha)
Guest
Posted: Sunday, November 28, 2010 8:39:59 AM

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Granted... but then they don't all look like Liz Hurley.

I wish I could go on a loooong holiday. Anywhere would be fine, I'm not picky... LOL
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