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mercianknight
Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:41:40 AM

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MilfBeauty wrote:
Your wish is granted and as you eat your ice cream you crack your tooth and it's costs you a 1000 Rocky Roads to fix it...

I wish i was not so shy in real life........


Your wish is granted, however, you become a loud, opinionated, obnoxious bitch who loses all the friends that have cared and loved her all these years ultimately dying lonely and embittered. (ouch!)

I wish for the return of the day when a guy could open & hold a door open for a lady without being vilified as some sort of sex offender.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 8:57:21 AM

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Granted is your wish how ever you get your shoe lace caught in the door fall and bust your nose and the LOUD OPINIONATED BITCH Laughs her ass off ..........hahhahahhahahahhahaha

Wish I could get orgasm next time I have sex with my husband ............ yeah like thats ever gonna happen LOL
mercianknight
Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:30:27 AM

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MilfBeauty wrote:
Granted is your wish how ever you get your shoe lace caught in the door fall and bust your nose and the LOUD OPINIONATED BITCH Laughs her ass off ..........hahhahahhahahahhahaha

Wish I could get orgasm next time I have sex with my husband ............ yeah like thats ever gonna happen LOL


I grant your wish, unfortunately you scream out another man's name, Dan for example, as your orgasm rips through your body causing your hubby to go for his shotgun forcing you to flee and live in abstinence in a convent for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't always have to have left-overs for lunch.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
MrNudiePants
Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:35:57 AM

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mercianknight wrote:


I grant your wish, unfortunately you scream out another man's name, Dan for example, as your orgasm rips through your body causing your hubby to go for his shotgun forcing you to flee and live in abstinence in a convent for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't always have to have left-overs for lunch.


You get your wish. You're now stuck on a deserted island where the only food items you have are coconuts.


I wish I could do everything naked.
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Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:42:04 AM

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mercianknight wrote:
MilfBeauty wrote:
Granted is your wish how ever you get your shoe lace caught in the door fall and bust your nose and the LOUD OPINIONATED BITCH Laughs her ass off ..........hahhahahhahahahhahaha

Wish I could get orgasm next time I have sex with my husband ............ yeah like thats ever gonna happen LOL


I grant your wish, unfortunately you scream out another man's name, Dan for example, as your orgasm rips through your body causing your hubby to go for his shotgun forcing you to flee and live in abstinence in a convent for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't always have to have left-overs for lunch.



Granted now your eating fresh dinner from local deli thats made by a guy that looks like he hasn't showered in days d'oh!

I wanna not go to work today and stay online and play ............


p.s. if you have a mustach Leftovers can be very good hello1
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Posted: Thursday, September 03, 2009 9:44:41 AM

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MrNudiePants wrote:
mercianknight wrote:


I grant your wish, unfortunately you scream out another man's name, Dan for example, as your orgasm rips through your body causing your hubby to go for his shotgun forcing you to flee and live in abstinence in a convent for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't always have to have left-overs for lunch.


You get your wish. You're now stuck on a deserted island where the only food items you have are coconuts.


I wish I could do everything naked.


Granted but I feel for you when the sun comes out ...... you really must keep Mr Nudie safe or he may get burnt

I wish I had someone to do my wash ......
caharain
Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 8:18:46 AM

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Granted but a man does your laundry and your entire wardrobe is ruined

I wish to have 3 naughty red headed women to pleasure me at once

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
mercianknight
Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 8:26:30 AM

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Milfbeauty your wishes are granted. You get to stay home AND have someone to do your wash, unfortunately(?) it is because Cletus & Bubba break into your home, take you hostage, and decide the 'wash' that needs doing is on you and is called an enema everywhere else. Have fun on your day off!!

I wish that the ONLY panties invented for women, over the age of 21, was the thong.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
caharain
Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 8:32:48 AM

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mercianknight wrote:
Milfbeauty your wishes are granted. You get to stay home AND have someone to do your wash, unfortunately(?) it is because Cletus & Bubba break into your home, take you hostage, and decide the 'wash' that needs doing is on you and is called an enema everywhere else. Have fun on your day off!!

I wish that the ONLY panties invented for women, over the age of 21, was the thong.


Come on...we all love the little cotton panties every now and again, adds an air of innocence

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
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Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 9:19:23 AM

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mercianknight wrote:
Milfbeauty your wishes are granted. You get to stay home AND have someone to do your wash, unfortunately(?) it is because Cletus & Bubba break into your home, take you hostage, and decide the 'wash' that needs doing is on you and is called an enema everywhere else. Have fun on your day off!!

I wish that the ONLY panties invented for women, over the age of 21, was the thong.



All right guys here is me I LOVE COTTON BIKINI LOL
Me and Butt Floss dont get along .......... I wish we did cuz some of them thongs are smokin hot Drool Drool

This is what I wear ...............

mercianknight
Posted: Friday, September 04, 2009 12:00:15 PM

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MilfBeauty wrote:
mercianknight wrote:
Milfbeauty your wishes are granted. You get to stay home AND have someone to do your wash, unfortunately(?) it is because Cletus & Bubba break into your home, take you hostage, and decide the 'wash' that needs doing is on you and is called an enema everywhere else. Have fun on your day off!!

I wish that the ONLY panties invented for women, over the age of 21, was the thong.



All right guys here is me I LOVE COTTON BIKINI LOL
Me and Butt Floss dont get along .......... I wish we did cuz some of them thongs are smokin hot Drool Drool

This is what I wear ...............



I never said I wasn't willing to change. In fact, if you're willing to parade them for me there is every chance I could change (maybe). Perhaps some of the other ladies would care to help out?

Now, what was your wish?

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
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Posted: Sunday, September 06, 2009 3:09:00 AM

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Nice ^^^^^^^^

Ok back on topic

I wish I had the ability to stop time.
MrNudiePants
Posted: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 10:10:41 AM

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MilfBeauty wrote:
Nice ^^^^^^^^

Ok back on topic

I wish I had the ability to stop time.


"Your wish is granted!" shouts the genie as he cooks the books for Time Magazine, forcing it into involuntary bankruptcy...


I wish I was independently wealthy...
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Posted: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 10:14:24 AM

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Granted, except your currency only has value on Pluto.

I wish I had a personal masseuse.
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Posted: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 12:20:42 PM

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Granted ...... Welcome Mini Me from Austin Powers as he walks on ya

I wish i was getting laid right now ....... yeah that would be so nice
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Posted: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 12:46:37 PM

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Granted, except it's with my personal masseuse Mini Me.

I wish I could spend a week alone in NYC.
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Posted: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 1:17:00 PM

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Granted LOL but Mini Me is yur guide

I want to visit England
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Posted: Tuesday, September 08, 2009 6:48:06 PM

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Your wish is granted, as you enjoy a luxury cruise towards England. Unfortunately, mechanical troubles force it to sail to Spain.



I wish for the Tech Goddess to kiss me on the lips right now.
mercianknight
Posted: Wednesday, September 09, 2009 7:14:28 AM

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Your wish is granted, but WTF? Tech Goddess is really Cletus and is that a tube of KY in his hand? OMG!!!!! Who knew?

I wish I could write my first story for Lush

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
MrNudiePants
Posted: Wednesday, September 09, 2009 8:59:29 AM

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mercianknight wrote:


I wish I could write my first story for Lush


Your wish is granted, but... well... Your muse takes you into some really odd territory involving poultry, rubber goods, and crude oil, and your story becomes the least popular story on Lush.bootyshake


I wish I could go to the nude beach...


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Posted: Thursday, September 10, 2009 8:27:33 AM

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Granted except its seniors week and grandma is visiting too.

I wish I could see the world
mercianknight
Posted: Thursday, September 10, 2009 12:04:28 PM

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Wish granted, unfortunately, you will have to do it from the observation window of the space station as you become the guinea pig for 'isolation' experiment for the next 6 months. Enjoy the view.

I wish I hadn't missed England thrash Croatia 5-1 in football last night. Darn time differences!!!!!

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
tampmark122
Posted: Thursday, September 10, 2009 8:51:38 PM

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granted , but they lose the rest of there games.

i wish i could meet some of the sexy woman playing this game , in person
Zafia
Posted: Thursday, September 10, 2009 11:14:10 PM

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I will grant your wish.....but now you are blind and mute......



I wish for a full night's sleep....zzzzzzzzzzzz

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





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Posted: Friday, September 11, 2009 3:32:25 PM

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Granted but then you end up late for work.....

I wish a new car ..........
MrNudiePants
Posted: Saturday, September 12, 2009 6:59:59 AM

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MilfBeauty wrote:
Granted but then you end up late for work.....

I wish a new car ..........


Granted! It's a 1970 Mustang!




I wish I had some free time...
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Posted: Saturday, September 12, 2009 7:05:48 AM

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MrNudiePants wrote:


I wish I had some free time...


Granted! But sad to say, you came down with the flu, a bad case of it. I'm so sorry to hear that! Do get well soon!



I wish someone else would cook dinner tonight.
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Posted: Saturday, September 12, 2009 8:18:21 PM

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Oh I loved Mach 1s.


Your wish is granted, but unfortunately, they make you a meal you can't stand.





I wish for whirled peas.
fish1212
Posted: Sunday, September 13, 2009 11:24:20 AM

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Granted


but thats as close as your going to get


I wish to travel to India
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Posted: Sunday, September 13, 2009 12:15:20 PM

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fish1212 wrote:



I wish to travel to India


Granted, but the travel agent was hard of hearing, and sent you to Indiana instead. Enjoy it!

I wish I could have a massage tomorrow.
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