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verity
Posted: Sunday, September 13, 2009 12:31:58 PM

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Your wish is granted ... the massuer gives exrtas if you so wish ... so be sure and state before hand ... other wise who knows ...

I wish we could have good weather is Scotland till I say stop ...


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MrNudiePants
Posted: Monday, September 14, 2009 8:19:26 PM

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verity-smart wrote:
Your wish is granted ... the massuer gives exrtas if you so wish ... so be sure and state before hand ... other wise who knows ...

I wish we could have good weather is Scotland till I say stop ...


Your wish is granted, however "good weather" means no rain. No rain means no plants, which means drought, famine, pestilence, and your throat is too dry and cracked to croak out the word "stop"...


I wish I had a bottle of Jameson's...
nicola
Posted: Monday, September 14, 2009 8:57:47 PM

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Your wish is granted, but it's actually a bottle of Jenna Jameson's shampoo.

I wish I could move in to my new house before the middle of October.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 15, 2009 12:34:24 AM

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nicola wrote:
Your wish is granted, but it's actually a bottle of Jenna Jameson's shampoo.

I wish I could move in to my new house before the middle of October.


Your wish is granted, but the roof isn't on your house yet, and all the rain that Scotland isn't getting is now falling on you and your family.

I wish I didn't have to attend a long and boring meeting later today.

MrNudiePants
Posted: Tuesday, September 15, 2009 7:01:41 AM

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gypsymoth wrote:


Your wish is granted, but the roof isn't on your house yet, and all the rain that Scotland isn't getting is now falling on you and your family.

I wish I didn't have to attend a long and boring meeting later today.



Your wish is granted, but only because you just got stuck in an elevator with PeeWee Herman and Carrot Top.


I wish I felt like getting some work done...
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 15, 2009 7:09:17 AM

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MrNudiePants wrote:
gypsymoth wrote:


Your wish is granted, but the roof isn't on your house yet, and all the rain that Scotland isn't getting is now falling on you and your family.

I wish I didn't have to attend a long and boring meeting later today.



Your wish is granted, but only because you just got stuck in an elevator with PeeWee Herman and Carrot Top.


I wish I felt like getting some work done...


Your wish is granted, your work involves getting ME out of that elevator I'm stuck in, and then PeeWee and Carrot Top are so grateful, they insist on taking you out for lunch with them. I shall just run away.

I wish our feckin' property taxes hadn't gone up by 10% this year.
tampmark122
Posted: Tuesday, September 15, 2009 10:45:04 AM

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your wish is granted................. but home insurance just went up 50 percent

my wish is to find true love
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, September 15, 2009 10:56:10 AM

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your wish is granted but she is already taken and you cant be together

I wish I had more time in the day.......
tampmark122
Posted: Tuesday, September 15, 2009 6:57:57 PM

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milf i will gladly grant your wish there is now 30 hours in ur days ...........but for the extra six hours youll be spending it in bed with me then youll need extra sleep time

my wish is for the granted wish i just gave milf would really be true
mercianknight
Posted: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 8:11:30 AM

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Your wish is granted and you get to watch MILF Beauty sleep her extra 6 hours whilst nursing a boner you cannot use. Eventually you go blind from excessive masturbation and finally hear MILF Beauty run away with me.

I wish the U.S. could sort out its health care reforms thus making it more affordable to get quality care.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

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tampmark122
Posted: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 11:11:28 AM

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i grant you your wish you now have the best health care there is , and its free. unfortunatly u need to use it as you r real sick , but even the best insurance cant help you and you pass away.

my wish is to have more erotic pvt chats on here in lush
Zafia
Posted: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:05:07 PM

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I will grant your wish and the only private chats you will have are with men.....


I would love a spa day right about now......zzzz

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





DBarclay
Posted: Wednesday, September 16, 2009 1:09:42 PM

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Zafia wrote:


I would love a spa day right about now......zzzz

The ideal place for you.. Ignore the others there

Zafia
Posted: Thursday, September 17, 2009 10:46:07 PM

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I'm going to guess your wish so bear with me as I pretend to be you......Ajem!

I wish for a bigger walmart uniform ya bloody bastards.........










I wish for you to have a bigger uniform as well so I will grant that wish Sir David......LMAO!

"Love all, trust a few, and do wrong to none."





tampmark122
Posted: Thursday, September 17, 2009 10:51:45 PM

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i wish to be the guy in zafias pic
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 18, 2009 3:03:36 PM

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granted but your frozen u cant feel anything all u can do is look and cry

i wish for someone to eat my pussy so i can cum hundreds of times
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 18, 2009 3:12:14 PM

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your wish is granted, but the person eating your pussy has a ulcer on their lip.

I wish to have a sexy bum like eleani
tampmark122
Posted: Friday, September 18, 2009 3:25:29 PM

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granted ur bum is so sexy that men cant stop shagging it , so u end up not enjoying it antmore and now you have hemroids.

my wish is to be the first one to hit ur new bum
Guest
Posted: Friday, September 18, 2009 5:42:28 PM

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Your wish is granted but you bounce off due to the chasity belt she is wearing

I wish I could meet my online friends
tampmark122
Posted: Friday, September 18, 2009 6:17:50 PM

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ur wish is granted, but im ur only friend lol

my wish is to be able to really grant wishes
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 4:22:11 AM

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Your wish is granted, But you've just used your last one so, sorry no more now.

I wish for my hair to hurry up and grow faster
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 8:51:50 AM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:


I wish for my hair to hurry up and grow faster


Your wish is granted, now you look like this:





I wish people would not ride their bicycles on the sidewalk!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 8:52:38 AM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:
Your wish is granted, But you've just used your last one so, sorry no more now.

I wish for my hair to hurry up and grow faster



Granted....but now your name is Rapunzel.


I wish I could mow my lawn naked and the neighbors would quit bitchin!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 12:59:15 PM

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Jason9035 wrote:
HoneyBee000 wrote:
Your wish is granted, But you've just used your last one so, sorry no more now.

I wish for my hair to hurry up and grow faster



Granted....but now your name is Rapunzel.


I wish I could mow my lawn naked and the neighbors would quit bitchin!


Yeah okay, your reply came at much the same time as mine, and comes to the same.

So, your wish is granted, but your neighbours won't bitch because you're a freakin' goat, so naked means covered in hair anyway. D'uh. They'll bitch when you go and eat the clothes they have hung on the line. Goats do that.

I STILL wish that people would NOT ride their god damn bicycles on the sidewalk.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 2:31:38 PM

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your wish is granted

because the bike riders will be riding in the street cars and motor cycles will be burned and sold to aliens. Hey the good news is ENVIORMENTALLY SAFE!!! and everyone will lose weight. Bad news it'll take foreverrr to get to where u neeed to go.

I wish for to have sex with mrloverlover
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 3:41:51 PM

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I wish I had my own crack team of commandos who are proficient in assissnation, body disposal and removal of forensic evidence. Must have black vans, balaclavas and automatic weapons.

Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 4:03:48 PM

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:'( u were supposed to grant my wish!!

I wish to make love to mrloverlover
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 4:10:53 PM

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sorry!


Ok, your wish is granted....


but he has a STD and gives it to you.

:P

sorry love icon_smile
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 7:28:04 PM

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Yet again, you didn't wish for anything.





I wish for a woman to have hair like Cousin It.



EnGorged
Posted: Saturday, September 19, 2009 8:31:46 PM

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Ah... the Cousin It Girl... good one.

Granted, but she's infested with a rather large colony of fleas which take over your favorite recliner!

I wish for about 2 weeks off in the mountains with no Blackberry.
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