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Posted: Thursday, October 01, 2009 12:39:48 PM

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mercianknight wrote:


I wish I knew what to get my wife for christmas


Your wish is granted, only since she is 40, the perfect gift for her is two 20 year old males, ooops!

I wish there weren't a pompous ass in the class I have to teach this weekend.
LadySharon
Posted: Thursday, October 01, 2009 12:42:59 PM

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I'll grant your wish *pompous ass goes to be a pompous ass somewhere else*

*wipes hands clean and hides the 'evidence'*

I wish for my wilest sexual fantasy to come true.

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Lydia_
Posted: Friday, October 02, 2009 7:56:49 PM

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Your wish is granted...but you fall asleep two minutes into it.

I wish I had a room with Seven of Nine, and T'Pol...AND they were both attracted to me. Even as "lydiababy69 unimatrix 69"

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, October 06, 2009 9:32:23 AM

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lydiababy6969 wrote:
Your wish is granted...but you fall asleep two minutes into it.

I wish I had a room with Seven of Nine, and T'Pol...AND they were both attracted to me. Even as "lydiababy69 unimatrix 69"



...."Engage"...that would be a granted wish for those not fluent in Trekanese....but I get to hold the camera!675-lick


I wish I was in a the private VIP room with a Green Orion dancer...when Scotty rushes in..."We've got to leave now or she's going to blow!"....no shit!
Lydia_
Posted: Thursday, October 08, 2009 7:07:53 PM

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Jason9035 wrote:
lydiababy6969 wrote:
Your wish is granted...but you fall asleep two minutes into it.

I wish I had a room with Seven of Nine, and T'Pol...AND they were both attracted to me. Even as "lydiababy69 unimatrix 69"



...."Engage"...that would be a granted wish for those not fluent in Trekanese....but I get to hold the camera!675-lick


I wish I was in a the private VIP room with a Green Orion dancer...when Scotty rushes in..."We've got to leave now or she's going to blow!"....no shit!


lmfao You can hold the camera, you can't join in though. Or play afterwards jerk

As for your wish, it's granted, but instead of the Orion "blowing", Scotty pushes her out of the way and does it himself!!

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009 11:02:14 AM

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Hey, where's the wish?
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009 4:14:24 PM

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Oops. I wish I could fly...without some sort of disaster happening to me.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009 9:55:48 PM

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Granted, you can fly. Or, rather, you WILL be able to fly. Starting immediately you will begin creating a cocoon for yourself out of food protiens and saliva. You will metamorphose in this cocoon for the entire winter, and emerge next spring with wings. While the wing will be not only functional but also beautiful, the will utterly prevent you from ever entering any dwelling or structur with an entry way smaller than, say, a sports statuim dome.

I wish I could find all the right ways to put my money to work for me!
Lydia_
Posted: Friday, October 09, 2009 10:30:17 PM

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Granted! But all your family and friends leave you because you let your new fortune become more important. Have a lovely lonely life.

I wish I could stop getting migranes....and sprains....ouch.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
verity
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 3:04:56 AM

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Your wish is granted, but it means no more chocolate or those other nice indulgences ...


Wish I had the time to spend all day on my computer to catch up with friends ...


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Charley
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 6:55:40 AM

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Granted. But your leg muscles atrophy and your friends get bored with you.

I wish there could be an end to disease and pain for all.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 8:24:31 AM

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Your wish is granted, but you have the company of a house full of ants.


I wish for a mutiple orgasm say between 8 to 12 contractions mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 8:41:04 AM

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HoneyBee000 wrote:
Your wish is granted, but you have the company of a house full of ants.


I wish for a mutiple orgasm say between 8 to 12 contractions mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


You wish is granted, except it happens during a meeting with your family and you cannot explain why you are so ecstatic when the discussion centers around dealing with your errantic younger brother's behaviour.

I wish I didn't have to ever do any house cleaning again but still have a clean house. crybaby
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 12:00:37 PM

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Granted, due to the fact that your house is made entirely of stainless steel, and the only possessions you have are firmly fastened to the floors or walls. Six times a day, high pressure hoses with cleaning solution, followed by scalding rinse water, followed by streak free shine rinse the entirety of your worldly belongings.

I wish I had trousers that didn't make my ass look fat. (It's not that fat!!)
tampmark122
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 2:38:14 PM

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ur wish is granted ,and ur ass looks gr8 .but nobody wants to look at you because the rest of ur body is covered in gross leasions that r leaking .


i wish that verity-smart receives her wish to spend all day on computer , but has to spend it with me having cybersex and that she adds me to her friends list
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 2:38:59 PM

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granted but the trousers u have now make ur ass disapear!! how do u use the potty now? um threw ur cock and pee comes out ur mouth now. good luck with that lolz
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 2:40:30 PM

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i wish for someone to unlock these handcuffs
fredatpell
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 4:50:49 PM

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granted but.....................
now your tied to your bed
i wish I was there
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 6:03:16 PM

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granted but your handcuffed to the door just inches from my aching wet juicy pussy
Guest
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 6:03:30 PM

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i wish for orange juice lol
adriana
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 6:25:12 PM

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granted, but it expired 2 weeks ago..

i wish for a pony :D
Lydia_
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 9:36:01 PM

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Granted!! But it's so small that it fits in your pocket, so when you sit, it died. Nice job.

I wish I could stop having these horrifying nightmares that are based off real life events.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Saturday, October 10, 2009 9:43:00 PM

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Granted. enough of these horrifying dreams have come true so that you've been driven utterly and completely mad. You're so disconnected psychologically, that your mind no longer generates dreams of ANY sort, further derailing your already tragic mental health.

I whish I had the freedom to give more women fantastic erotic massages.
adriana
Posted: Sunday, October 11, 2009 11:49:14 AM

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granted but all these women are covered in gross boils..

i wish i had a dolphin that lived in my swimming pool!!
Guest
Posted: Sunday, October 11, 2009 6:09:17 PM

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adriana wrote:
granted but all these women are covered in gross boils..

i wish i had a dolphin that lived in my swimming pool!!


Granted...problem is Flipper is full of himself and invites his Tuna buds over for a party...stink up the pool.


I wish I had boobs for a day...check that..been there done that(Rocco)...I wish I could ride my motorcycle all year round!
fredatpell
Posted: Sunday, October 11, 2009 7:37:30 PM

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granted but gas is 75$ agallon
I was i had the keys to elenai1230
hand cuffs
mercianknight
Posted: Monday, October 12, 2009 6:35:17 AM

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fredatpell wrote:
granted but gas is 75$ agallon
I was i had the keys to elenai1230
hand cuffs


Your wish is granted. And, too late you discover why her hands were cuffed BEHIND her back. Even the Sceneso Of Crime officers puke at the scene of your bloody demise. puke

I wish I didn't always have to fullfil the 'bad guy' role in parenting in my household.

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, October 13, 2009 7:11:53 PM

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Granted. You're not longer the 'bad guy' in the household. But now you have no real authority, therefore no one listens to you. Sucks, eh?

I wish I could be held by someone who I felt sexually attracted to (and vice-versa).

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Mr_Sfstk8d
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 11:56:29 AM

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Granted, but due to an aweful, incurable infection, you will be frustrated without end.

I wish my knees didn't hurt when I worked on machines.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, October 14, 2009 12:08:31 PM

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Your wish is grrrrrranted but, they do not hurt anymore as you do not have any knees anymore.


I wish to have continuous orgasm's.
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