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sprite
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you have a bi penis? does that mean it goes both ways? or do you have two of them? i'm confused...

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I'm not confused for once, I deleted this message from my inbox as spam.
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you have a bi penis? does that mean it goes both ways? or do you have two of them? i'm confused...


If a guy had two penises he could do well as a carnival act. Especially if they go both ways. Is that left and right or up and down? If it could do all four, he could direct a choir in four-four time.
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If a guy had two penises he could do well as a carnival act. Especially if they go both ways. Is that left and right or up and down? If it could do all four, he could direct a choir in four-four time.


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I ain't clicking on dat link, mike. nah fam!
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I ain't clicking on dat link, mike. nah fam!


But you're missing out! The chest hair reminds me of Gorillas in the Mist.

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I feel robbed, it says page not found. I want to see this chest hair.


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I thought we were talking about the (X-)hamster.

It's got hair all over.

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Maybe the OP is a bi polar savant who can only post in non sequiturs.
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I'm totally confused by this post. Is it just spam?
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I don't even understand the title. 22.7? 22.7 what? Millimetres?


I think it's his IQ
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I don't even understand the title. 22.7? 22.7 what? Millimetres?


It's code of some sort, I'm pretty sure. There's chocolate involved, it might be Easter-bunny related. Perhaps 22.7 is a partial longitude/latitude where he geo-cached some Easter candy!
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Chest hair can be a nuisance but it can come in handy during NASCAR season, as you can shave the number of your favorite driver on your chest and go shirtless to the race.
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If a guy had two penises he could do well as a carnival act. Especially if they go both ways. Is that left and right or up and down? If it could do all four, he could direct a choir in four-four time.


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I'm laughing out loud. This thread unexpectedly is hilarious.
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I'm laughing out loud. This thread unexpectedly is hilarious.


Glad I saw your post and checked out this thread, needed a good chuckle.
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It's code of some sort, I'm pretty sure. There's chocolate involved, it might be Easter-bunny related. Perhaps 22.7 is a partial longitude/latitude where he geo-cached some Easter candy!


I'm going with the code theory here...cryptic, maybe it's the key to solving the Taman Shud case?
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I was wondering if the 22.7 indicates that this bi penis thing only gets 2 hours rest per day!
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Sprites post brought me here, Figured there had to be at least one funny if her name was on it. No regrets. its been entertaining.