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What stories would he tell about you?
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If your teddy bear suddenly could talk...
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What stories would he tell about you?
I think most people got rid of their teddy bears when they were 8, hooster1.
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Not much. Mine disappeared when I was three. Last seen in my cousins lap late evening as she sat under the pine tree in the front yard. I pointed at it and asked about bringing it along when my father took me in the house, but he left Teddy with Chrissie. I searched for several days after for Teddy, but never seen again.
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Not much. Mine disappeared when I was three. Last seen in my cousins lap late evening as she sat under the pine tree in the front yard. I pointed at it and asked about bringing it along when my father took me in the house, but he left Teddy with Chrissie. I searched for several days after for Teddy, but never seen again.
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Indeed, many have forsaken their childlike hearts and conformed to the standards of a uniform world, Magical_felix. Still, there are those few who still value a more innocent approach to life and value the love of their teddy bears for what ever reason. The question was meant for those who still have that ability. And yes Bethany, Seth's voice would be creepy! ;-)
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If my teddy started talking I will simply freak out.
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He'd say "why'd you fucking abandon me, you heartless bitch?"
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I don't personally own a teddy bear, but if anything in either of my daughters' legions of stuffed crap started talking, I'd burn it and then hire an exorcist.
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Maybe it was because I grew up so fast, but I still have my stuffed Grover, who is my teddy bear. He'd probably say thanks for all the hugs, but I hated when you'd get me all soggy from tears.
So what, if as an adult you decide to keep a stuffed animal? Nothing to be ashamed of. There's a lot worse than that out there.
So what, if as an adult you decide to keep a stuffed animal? Nothing to be ashamed of. There's a lot worse than that out there.
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I would need a psychiatrist and straight jacket.
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I'm a 34 year old grown woman so no, no stuffed animals. But if you ask my more adult toys...... ?
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i'd cut its tongue out. its witnessed far too many of my more pathetic moments and misadventures in sexland.
Say. Her. Name.
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But Honeydipped...if you cut his tongue out, he wouldn't be able to lick your honey anymore. Just remember, pathetic moments are better than no adventures.
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But Honeydipped...if you cut his tongue out, he wouldn't be able to lick your honey anymore. Just remember, pathetic moments are better than no adventures.
Omg I just gagged reading that response ??
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But Honeydipped...if you cut his tongue out, he wouldn't be able to lick your honey anymore.
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I do have a teddy bear on my bed, given to me by a close friend. and I am sure he would have some interesting stories to tell.
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Make her stop humping me!
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He/she would be asking "What are you prepared to offer to keep me quiet?."
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I think mine would need counselling...
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Meggsy...black mailed by your teddy bear? Just think of the possibilities. It kind of reminds me of part of a story I have not published yet. I guess I need to at least take that part out and submit it to the mods.
Please look for "My Little - Part 4" for my naughty teddy story.
Please look for "My Little - Part 4" for my naughty teddy story.
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He's probably traumatised by now, considering what he's seen. Poor thing.
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Who said my Teddy Bear can't talk 
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The teddy bear Im not so worried about...Its the dog who could blackmail me : )
Love, Jen xoxox
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First off, I never HAD a teddy bear, even growing up. But if I had and it started talking to me, I would lay off the sauce and seek counselling or some addiction rehab program! 
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I have to add that it is an great place to hide something, and to have it close at the same time 
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First off, I never HAD a teddy bear, even growing up. But if I had and it started talking to me, I would lay off the sauce and seek counselling or some addiction rehab program!
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If he started talking in Seth MacFarlane's voice... out he goes!
Suppose he spoke in mine???
