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I like to have pitta bread and hummus of an evening before my dinner. There's a national shortage of hummus so having guacamole. It's not the same!

D x

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Britain has a shortage of hummus? Odd thing to have a shortage of since it's not difficult to make and chick peas aren't exactly an endangered species.

We usually have both hummus and guac in the fridge for dipping our evening snack of tortilla chips (seriously, hummus goes great on them).
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Britain has a shortage of hummus? Odd thing to have a shortage of since it's not difficult to make and chick peas aren't exactly an endangered species.

We usually have both hummus and guac in the fridge for dipping our evening snack of tortilla chips (seriously, hummus goes great on them).


I do make it on occasion, but sometimes I can't be arsed, so just pick it up from the shop.

D x

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I do make it on occasion, but sometimes I can't be arsed, so just pick it up from the shop.

D x


I'll be right over with as much of it as you like Danielle!
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Sadly, I just read that in the United States there will be a lettuce shortage this summer, which will add to the obesity problems as people wont be eating as many salads.
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I'll be right over with as much of it as you like Danielle!


I'll be ready with the pitta bread

D X

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I like to have pitta bread and hummus of an evening before my dinner. There's a national shortage of hummus so having guacamole. It's not the same!

D x


Try this instead...

Cream cheese 250gms
Soured cream 125 gms
Worcestershire sauce 2 tsps
Garlic 3 cloves
Salt and pepper

Mix it all up and it's delicious for pitta dipping
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I'll be ready with the pitta bread

D X


Just email me the street address and I'll be there. Have you ever considered other ways to eat hummus other than with pita bread? I'll demonstrate when I get there D X. I think you and your mate will love them.
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Tasted hummus once... never again!

On a similar note, I have noticed that the price of Avocado Pears has shot up recently and have since learnt there is a shortage. Now that is a disaster... just love avocado with prawns and prawn marie rose sauce. Goes down well a glass of with Pinot Grigio too!
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