There's one I call a No-gasm. It's when you're nearly there. It's gonna be awesome. And then, all of a sudden, without any thunderous pleasure, you're post-orgasm. Ugh.
There's also the Oops-gasm. It's where you don't really think you're going to get anywhere and there's almost no build. Then, suddenly...coming. I had an ex-boy who oops-gasmed occasionally.
Along the same lines, there's the Gotta-get-a-gasm (Say that fast!) when foreplay is not necessary and orgasm happens almost as soon as stimulation.
Do you have any names for orgasms or orgasm-types? If not, want to make up some?
Slow-gasm - you build and build and build and build and somehow, finally, eventually, an orgasm happens but it takes a lot of patience.
How about the whoregasm? Makes a client think they've actually pleasured you. Lol.
What do you call it when your legs are totally useless after an intense orgasm?
Or a floor-gasm, for those times you just can't make it to the bed?
the score-gasm, when you go out specifically looking to get laid, and you do...
the outdoor-gasm (self-explanatory)
the chore-gasm, when you haven't had sex in a while, and don't really want it, but you know your partner will get increasingly whiny...
the matador-gasm, when you go into bullfighting just because you know it will help get you laid...
This is fun. I should stop, because I could be here all night...
Shore-gasm, making love on the beach!
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How about an Our-gasm. When you come at the same time as your partner!
The bore-gasm, when you're fucking my ex-wife (For a moment, I thought I hurt her - she MOVED)!
For the multiple-achievers among us... the four-gasm?