On Fathers' Day you men should NOT be looking at girls like THAT.
Anyway, I could be just as desirable. If I had longer wavy hair. And if I was more pretty. And if I had her figure. And if I had a cozzie like the one she is wearing. So really there's no difference between that hussy and me. Couldn't tell us apart. No way.
Susan staggers to her utility room with a basket full of washing that needs ironing, mumbling ...men, hunh