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Which new Category would you like to see next?

37 votes remaining
Watching Cricket (3 votes) 8%
Topology (2 votes) 5%
Naughty Nascar (4 votes) 11%
Sexy Superheroes (12 votes) 32%
Worst Sex Ever/Stinker Sex (9 votes) 24%
Hot Science (5 votes) 14%
Rock and Rollers (5 votes) 14%
Pschedelic Sappho (4 votes) 11%
Wicked War Stories (2 votes) 5%
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Just curious, which of these categories would you like to see added next? all opinions welcome*

*except LYFBUZ's. He's Canadian, eh.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

clum
Clumeleon
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I took two classes in topology at uni.
Green_Man
Primus Omnium
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I said topology, 'cause I had to look it up!

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing.

Can you imagine keeping that in mind while trying to maintain an erection?
clum
Clumeleon
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In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing.

Can you imagine keeping that in mind while trying to maintain an erection?


I'm hard just thinking about it.

If we have a topology category, do we also need 'bottomology'?
Jen
Charming as fuck
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Ooh, hot science!

Rachel slowly unbuttoned her lab coat. She was naked underneath. Picking up a test tube, she licked the tip then sucked it into her pretty mouth.

"Want to try an experiment?" she asked, smirking.
Buz
The Linebacker
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I know things!!! If you don't vote for Naughty NASCAR, I will find out and I will find you.


Unknown User
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Quote by sprite
Just curious, which of these categories would you like to see added next? all opinions welcome*

*except LYFBUZ's. He's Canadian, eh.


Ha! I'm Canadian and I voted! Chalk one up for the maple leaf rebel!!

I went with "Hot Science!". There are definitely some interesting experiments waiting to be done.

(with the proviso that, as stated in another thread, I don't really think we need more categories)
Unknown User
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Ooh, hot science!



Sigh No like button on Lush so I'll Jen instead.
LYFBUZ
Troublemaker
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Just curious, which of these categories would you like to see added next? all opinions welcome*

*except LYFBUZ's. He's Canadian, eh.


Pfft! Instead of an opinion I am protesting the glaring omission of "Canadiana" in the category choices. In support of this I offer the CN Tower, the Western Hemisphere's tallest phallic symbol at 1815 ft (dwarfing the Space Needle at 605 ft.) It was erected in 1976 leading to the obvious conclusion that it is also the biggest and most impressive erection in North America. In past years the female hostesses used to wear silver jumpsuits with a zipper down the front which looked wicked hot!




Edit: that round mound to the left is the Skydome which has since been Rogered. It spreads open under favourable circumstances...
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Pfft! Instead of an opinion I am protesting the glaring omission of "Canadiana" in the category choices. In support of this I offer the CN Tower, the Western Hemisphere's tallest phallic symbol at 1815 ft (dwarfing the Space Needle at 605 ft.) It was erected in 1976 leading to the obvious conclusion that it is also the biggest and most impressive erection in North America. In past years the female hostesses used to wear silver jumpsuits with a zipper down the front which looked wicked hot!


Edit: that round mound to the left is the Skydome which has since been Rogered. It spreads open under favourable circumstances...


You just made a domed stadium sound dirty. You win the thread. Also, I'll second the idea of a "Canadiana" category. The late Canadian journalist, novelist, and historian Pierre Berton (I think it was him) used to say the mark of being Canadian was being able to make love in a canoe without tipping it. We need that story on Lush.

(PS. One of my staff mentioned recently that he'd heard the naming rights for the dome might be going up again, in which case a return to some version of "Skydome" might happen).
Jen
Charming as fuck
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Sigh No like button on Lush so I'll Jen instead.


*Winks* wanna come experiment, hot stuff?
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*Winks* wanna come experiment, hot stuff?


ChuckEPoo
Chuckanator
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Im with Jen. Hot science. Now I can’t get the thought of her opening that lab coat out of my mind.
Guest
Lurker
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as i looked over the options i started laughing when i came to topology.
other than in math the only other time i've come across this word was in computer science class.
i instantly imagined everyone leaning over their computer screens as i tried to figure out how this could be a story option.
now i can't get the image out of my head...great

i guess since i've given it so much thought now i'm going to have to run with it.

topology
principessa
Sophisticate
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I voted for Rock and Rollers. Think about all of the groupies.

As part of Canadians taking over the world (one of Buz's theories) I think our votes should be proportional to the Yanks, so multiply by ten for me, seeker and LYFBUZ.
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
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My current story already has a map in it! Topology!

Now I just have to finish it.
Guest
Lurker
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Much as I love cricket I realise the utter impossibility of getting an American to understand it.

I voted for sexy superheroes — in the hope that my true nature will be recognised
TonyaL
Snake Charmera
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Coming from a skid row concert last night and seeing all those women still throwing themselves at the men I voted rock and rollers. Hot guitarists, crazy drummers, groupies how can you go wrong.

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RumpleForeskin
The Right Rev of Lush
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It will come as a surprise to no one, that I've never been asked by any of the powers-that-be in Lushland for my input on categories. No doubt this has contributed to the longevity of Lush. Still, unasked though I might be, here are a couple:

Ripped-Bodice Romances: This is a semi-serious suggestion. This would be a catergoy for stories between the standard Lush fare and the relatively chaste Romances over on, Story Space.

Pet Sex: Not beastiality, but sex that includes a cat or dog...or goldfish, whatever. This one occurred to me when I read about the wedding night of Napoleon and Josephine when her small pet dog put the bite on Bonaparte.

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PhilU
Forum Kan-Guru
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Apparently sprite reads my blog occasionally...

I might have written in the first two categories, but I think as (semi-)serious options go, I like 'Hot Science'. Mmm... lab coats...
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Apparently sprite reads my blog occasionally...

I might have written in the first two categories, but I think as (semi-)serious options go, I like 'Hot Science'. Mmm... lab coats...


occasionally? your blog is the second best feature on this site!

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
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Write in: SAILF (scottish accountants i'd like to fuck).

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

PhilU
Forum Kan-Guru
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occasionally? your blog is the second best feature on this site!


Don't oversell it or I'll feel pressure to update it more than once every month or two. Perhaps the third best feature...
Simmerdownchick
Creator
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Coming from a skid row concert last night and seeing all those women still throwing themselves at the men I voted rock and rollers. Hot guitarists, crazy drummers, groupies how can you go wrong.


Pershing Square, no doubt

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curvygalore
Bonnet Flaunter
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I just saw the cricket category and could go no further!

Did no one else ask for a bonnet category? *scarpers*
Guest
Lurker
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What about mind control? I love stories of hypnosis and other mind control
principessa
Sophisticate
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What about mind control? I love stories of hypnosis and other mind control


I think that might run into problems regarding consent.
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Lurker
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I think that might run into problems regarding consent.


Nah, consent given beforehand for whatever might happen
Denim_Daisy10
Southern Barefoot Angel
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I vote for NAUGHTY NASCAR ......