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Based on your age, looks and health on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best, how do you rate?
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6-7. I'm told I look good for my age (52), but I have some normal middle-aged male issues (balding, a bit of a gut). I try to get in shape and watch my diet at least. Only serious health issues are diabetes and hypertension, both mild and under control.
Troublemaker
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9 + two bonus points for being Canadian
9 + two bonus points for being Canadian
Rainbow Warrior
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Everyone else rates me a 10, so I'll go along with the consensus. For all the workouts I do, my body is actually in better shape now than it was in my twenties. Using a bit more makeup around my eyes though.
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9 + two bonus points for being Canadian
12.
9 plus 3 points for not being Canadian.
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Her Royal Spriteness
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i'm fairly pretty and in damn good shape, all things considered. that said, got some pretty major scarring and got some bits and pieces missing inside. so... 7.5 - 2 for not being scottish = 5.5
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Coco Pop
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I wanna say 1 so everyone protests but who am I kidding? I'm a straight up 10, fam.
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I wanna say 1 so everyone protests but who am I kidding? I'm a straight up 10, fam.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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U dont have pics so we dont know if ur hot
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9 plus 3 points for not being Canadian.
Active Ink Slinger
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Knowing my mirror is far from perfect I will say an 8.
Conceit and humility weigh in some too.
Conceit and humility weigh in some too.
"The Gods that smiled when you were born
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9 + two bonus points for being Canadian
By those rules, I'm a total of 2. Being Canadian is really all I've got going for me.
Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.
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By those rules, I'm a total of 2. Being Canadian is really all I've got going for me.
That's not true. Rating ones self should include personality, kindness, etc.
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An Extraordinary Orgasm.
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i'm fairly pretty and in damn good shape, all things considered. that said, got some pretty major scarring and got some bits and pieces missing inside. so... 7.5 - 2 for not being scottish = 5.5
You have two cats, one which is broken. I'd add 4.5 points to your total.
My new Flash Fiction:
An Extraordinary Orgasm.
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3, maybe 4
Troublemaker
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3, maybe 4
Your mirror is very badly broken. WAY higher!
Unfuckwithable
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I would have rated myself at 5. However, I am now awesome so I will add another 5 
Active Ink Slinger
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Based on your age, looks and health on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the best, how do you rate?
Hmmm.... okay...
Based on my age... Give myself a 2
Based on my looks... Give myself a 2
Based on my Health... Give myself a 4 (2 for Mental and 2 for physical)
So 8 be a fair #
Hmmm.... okay...
Based on my age... Give myself a 2
Based on my looks... Give myself a 2
Based on my Health... Give myself a 4 (2 for Mental and 2 for physical)
So 8 be a fair #
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I can understand you might be a little apprehensive to chat with me because of my age.
It is difficult for ladies to want to chat with me, because there is a huge stigma and a certain level of taboo connected to my age.
What is it exactly that makes mature woman attractive to me?
Have you ever really looked deeply at and felt a mature woman?
For me…
There is a sense of something rich, mature and possibly deep that can emanate through her body, a quality that is attractive in and of itself.
She usually offers an image of the aging gracefully, sexy mature woman as something that is desirable, something that aspire me to and look forward to being one day – beautiful mature women. They still so radiant because what’s inside always shines outward. They teach me to love myself, and love my life, and I will attract others.
My Personal Vids and pics updated Sep. 22, 2018 HAVE A GREAT DAY!! Meow!!!
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I would have rated myself at 5. However, I am now awesome so I will add another 5
You are far too modest. A 10 will do you.. then add your awesomeness
Given a few health issues, I don't "workout".. but I do watch what I eat and walk most days. I'll give myself an honest 8.
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You are far too modest. A 10 will do you.. then add your awesomeness
Given a few health issues, I don't "workout".. but I do watch what I eat and walk most days. I'll give myself an honest 8.
Yes...love watching the way you wiggle your ass when you walk
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I would say I am a 6, pushing a 7, and it's pushing back ....... 
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Nah I was kidding. I'm probably a 6.78
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I wanna say 1 so everyone protests but who am I kidding? I'm a straight up 10, fam.
I feel a -10 (cold/flu, aching body, always injured, getting older by the minute, exhausted, work too hard, don't play hard enough, body slowly failing me!)
but...
I'm going to give myself a 6 to cheer me up a little! (and yes, if I were the avatar - a definite +20)
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That's not true. Rating ones self should include personality, kindness, etc.
Go on...
Post-avant-retro-demelodicized-electro-yodel-core is my jam.
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Go on...
The car you drive, your grammar, your clothes, shoes... otherwise you're just another guy we know
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I think too much of myself to put a number or single word to describe my absolute perfection..
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Off the charts, baby!!!
'nuff said
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<---- With an old mug like that ... I really can't be rated. Just ask some of the ladies above.bKKsKJYxK6ObxVOO 
