Okay, today I stumbled across a picture of an absolute knockout of a woman... beautiful eyes, a smoking body, and that "look" that just makes you want to buy her a house or something. I just knew a girl like this HAD to do porn movies so I went to a couple sites I have and I found her. I settled in to watch my dreamboat in action... and then she spoke - Oh my God! Her voice did NOT match her at all! I expected a sultry, smoky voice just dripping with sex appeal, but I got this squeaky Cockney accent that would be better suited to Oliver Twist than a porn queen!
Has this ever happened to you? Have your ever had your visions of your dream girl shattered by her voice when she spoke the first time?
Yes. There is an equivelant cockney/redneck accent in every region of every country. So there are bound to be some gorgeous girls with those accents.
lol It has on occasion.
Who was this "Cockney knockout," if you don't mind my asking?
I had the opposite happen to me. I was chatting with a girl here on Lush for several days. She was only 19 and not particularly attractive. Then she sent me a short video and her South Carolina accent was just so adorable that she turned from not to hot.
Yep. I arranged an escort to come to my apartment about eleven years ago, choosing her based on the receptionist's description. When she walked in with her driver/security, she was smoking hot, even better than I imagined. I couldn't pay up and get the driver out of there fast enough.
But when she opened her mouth, my skin crawled.
Not to let the opportunity pass me by, I threw myself into it full tilt. I figured if I kept her busy enough, she wouldn't say much. It was one of the few times I fully lost myself. After finger-banging her while we made out, I bent her in half and fucked the absolute shit out of her. It was really hot.
Afterwards, as we lay there coming down, she started to get a little chatty. I actually shushed her. I just had to. Not my finest hour...
My latest story is a racy little piece about what happens when someone cute from work invites you over to watch Netflix and Chill. I find a sexy voice can enhance attraction. Logically, the opposite should also be true but I've never actually been turned off by a woman's voice. By her being a total airhead incapable of carrying on a conversation, yes, but not her actual voice.
This has happened to me with persons of both male and female identity. I'm sure it could easily happen with someone of a nonbinary gender identity, it just hasn't happened thus far.
Yes, Yes it has. I can count at least 5 times. I have seen a lady and thought wow, she would taste so good, can't wait to get her naked, start to go up, and undress her with my eyes as I do, say Hi and hear her voice, start dressing her.
Simple solution...... Turn down the volume.
Real life solution...... Make sure there is always something in her mouth!
Yes. That or really poor dental hygiene.
Lol , this is a funny thread and I completely agree, there are some accents that just ruin a pretty face, male or female ... and there are some accents that can definitely improve the situation .
I am not a fan of my accent , though others seem to be .
Edit * I decided to carry out my own investigations..ahem..and most of her videos seem to be dubbed over by music so obviously you are not the only one who took a dislike to her after hearing her voice.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING HOUSEWORK!!
