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Revealed: The Sexiest Town in Britain - The new UK Sex Map

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Surely that would mean they're the unsexiest town then if theyre having to fork out on toys and porn.
nicola
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Precisely what I was thinking MMonroe. I am from the Norwich area originally, and can tell you, it was mostly boring as heck in my teens! It made it to the Top 5 list there.
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I agree with Double-M, too. It seems like a marketing site.
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The town I come from ranked 700-and-something on the list. Lucky I moved!
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Read some where that the credit crunch is driving couples to seek solstice in the bedroom - maybe they are just jumping on the bandwagon ...

So boring here too ... need something to break the big yawn ...

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Quote by roccotool
I agree with Double-M, too. It seems like a marketing site.


Ditto. Shame really, I was kinda hoping for a more interesting informative article.

Keep looking.
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Heh I actually am from Essex.......... nowhere near Upminster tho
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What's been your experience in Essex, Double-M?
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Quote by nicola
Precisely what I was thinking MMonroe. I am from the Norwich area originally, and can tell you, it was mostly boring as heck in my teens! It made it to the Top 5 list there.


I think that's the same with most of the places on that lisst
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The list is a mistake - it's actually the most boring places list!
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I wouldnt say its any more or less than anywere else. But Essex girls have a reputation for being the sluttiest and not in a good way.
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I wouldnt say its any more or less than anywere else. But Essex girls have a reputation for being the sluttiest and not in a good way.


1.Q: What's an Essex girls favorite wine?
A: aw go-on take me to lakeside please please go-on take me
2.Q: What's an Essex Girls form of protection?
A: Bus Shelters
3.Q: What's the difference between an Essex Girl and a Bag of Crisps?
A: You only get one bang out of a bag of crisps
4.Q: How may Essex girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?.
A: Five. One to make the mixture and Four to peel the Smarties.
5.Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
6.Q: What does an Essex girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
7.Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
8.Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
A: An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
9.Q: What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet.
10.Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a plate of spaghetti?
A: Spaghetti moves when you eat it.
11.Q: What does an Essex girl do with her asshole after sex?
A: She takes him down the pub.
12.Q: What makes an Essex girls eyes light up?
A: A torch shone in her ear.
13.Q: How do you know when an Essex girl's had an orgasm?
A: She drops her bag of chips.
14.Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
15.Q: What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.
16.An Essex girl is driving along and asks her boyfriend to kiss her somewhere warm, wet and smelly.
He tells her that it's to late to drive to Canvey Island.
17.Q: What do an Essex girl and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both get fucked by eight men on holiday.
18.Q: Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm
19.Q: How does an Essex girl get light?
A: Open a car door.
20.Q: How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door
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Quote by Carmenica_Diaz
The list is a mistake - it's actually the most boring places list!


they have nothing better to do I guess. I lived in Bedford for a bit in my early teens. Had nothing to do so we all took a bunch of drugs, drank and had sex
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Yea yea DB heard it all before