Ever since I started having sex, there's been one question I've dreaded. It usually crops up about 5 minutes after the act, and more often in a new relationship. It goes:
"WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"
It drives me crazy, because after sex I'm in a daze and too exhausted to be thinking anything. When I try to explain this, that I'm not thinking about anything, the reply is usually "But you must be thinking about something". To get around this I now just use a stock answer: "Football".
Anybody else got amusing suggestions for a reply?
Arr, Phoenix, my "Football" stock answer is merely a product of my, albeit often bad, British sense of humour. Thankfully, every long-term partner I've had knows this. Maybe I should change it to "Cars".
Thanks for your response anyway.
Fabulous, thanks Gypsymoth.
I've made a mental note never to ask that question. Never asked it before but as I've heard it doesnt get a good reaction. Also, I dont really wonder about it that much and if whatever he's thinking is important i'm sure i'll hear about it anways
I agree MM. Usually, if the sex was good, I couldn't give a shit IF he's thinking let alone WHAT it might be. LOL
I want to know why women ask the question.
just to drive men crazy, I would suspect.
Perhaps I'm what, Chef? Please be clear.
Despite being annoyed by the question "What are you thinking," I don't really think it's bad enough to split up a relationship over, or "trade up" as you put it. But thanks for the advice, dear.
No dear, what's not clear is your post saying: "Perhaps ypu are or maybe not." So, perhaps I'm what, or maybe not?
Older than you Charlie.
Is it early morning for you? Maybe you've not had your coffee yet. LOL
Arrr, I see. Thanks for the clarification.
I never drink coffee, so that must be where I'm going wrong. FYI: it's 3.30 here, 5 hours ahead of east coast USA.
I had/have no idea where you're at.8yIostN4S62PGOp4
Keep it simple when asked what you are thinking say "What a great shagg you are babe" the end. Why to women ask insecurity, wanting to talk to their man like a girlfriend, who the hell knows. After great sex I wanna eat something or take take a nap I could care less what you're thinking just let me know if you want something.
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off! 
Usually gets an appreciative laugh.
These are my favorites! Reminds me of Greg Hahn: "You just lost some points!" "Points, I didn't know we were keeping score... well in that case transfer my account to your younger sister!" 
