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Bunny12
Posted: Friday, November 06, 2009 7:42:52 PM

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Beans, beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot so eat you beans at every meal the more you eat the better you feel! That's the only quote I could think of LOL

Bunny12


Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off!
Turbo
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:12:28 AM

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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
"Self improvement is masturbation, self destruction is the answer."
-Tyler Durden
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 12:04:38 PM

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Masturbation is like procrastination: You think you're accomplishing something fantastic, in the end - you've only just fucked yourself.

- me

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
Guest
Posted: Friday, January 01, 2010 3:25:46 PM

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To keep it in your mind and not forget that it is not he or she or them or it that you belong to
-- Bob Dylan, It's Alright, Ma (I'm Only Bleeding)

OR

To live outside the law you must be honest
-- Bob Dylan, Absolutely Sweet Marie
Pogo123
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 7:34:09 AM

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"What man's mind can create, man's character can control"

"Acceptance is far more important than understanding"

"Those who put up with it deserve it"

"Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig"



"Teaching a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys the pig"
Piquet
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 4:23:59 PM

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"A gentleman is never rude, unintentionally."

- Oscar Wilde

"After a good meal, one can forgive anybody, even ones own relatives."

- Oscar Wilde


http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 5:15:22 PM

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Here are three of my favorite quotes by, Raymond Chandler


"I was neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I didn't care who knew it." -- The Big Sleep

"It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window."--Farewell, My Lovely

"I never saw any of them again - except the cops. No way has yet been invented to say goodbye to them." ---The Long Goodbye

Rumple Foreskin rr


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Sunday, January 03, 2010 6:55:19 PM

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That does it. I'm getting a Chandler book next. Thanks, Rumple.
Piquet
Posted: Monday, January 04, 2010 6:56:49 AM

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"God gave men a brain and a penis but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time."

- Robin Williams.



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/quickie-sex/claudia-incarnatapart-vii.aspx
Guest
Posted: Monday, February 15, 2010 7:03:34 PM

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"To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement rather than fashion, to be worthy, not respectable, and wealthy, not rich, to study hard, think quietly, talk gently, act frankly, to listen to stars and birds, to babes and sages, with open heart, to bear all cheerfully, do all bravely, await occasions, hurry never, in a word to let the spiritual, unbidden and unconscious, grow up through the common, this is to be my symphony."

William Ellery Channing (1780-1842)
WellMadeMale
Posted: Monday, February 15, 2010 8:13:08 PM

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“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

“Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people”

“We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all.”

“The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly and without fear for newer and richer experiences.”

“Do what you feel in your heart to be right, for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do and damned if you don't.”

... a very wise person.



Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
nicola
Posted: Tuesday, March 16, 2010 10:09:22 PM

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"The fallen blossom never returns to the branch."
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 17, 2010 12:21:36 AM

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"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."
nicola
Posted: Wednesday, March 17, 2010 2:37:09 AM

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"It only takes one rotten apple to spoil the barrel."
ReallyHard
Posted: Wednesday, March 17, 2010 11:54:14 AM

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Three from G.K. Chesterton:

"Fairy tales are more than true; not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten."

"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car."

"A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author."

Making Do

This Old House
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, March 17, 2010 8:21:28 PM

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"Forward, unflinching, unswerving, indomitable, till the whole task is done."
~Winston Churchill
nicola
Posted: Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:33:38 PM

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"All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today and yesterday."
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 12:17:41 AM

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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.” Gen.George S Patton
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 1:04:47 PM

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"You don't win a war for dying for your country, you win by making the other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his." Gen.George S Patton
SilverArdorDragon
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 1:19:36 PM

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SilverArdorDragon
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 1:30:14 PM

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Bunny12 wrote:
Beans, beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot so eat you beans at every meal the more you eat the better you feel! That's the only quote I could think of LOL


this one makes my think on my grandma. flower
Guest
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 1:39:33 PM

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freefallin1309 wrote:
"You don't win a war for dying for your country, you win by making the other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his." Gen.George S Patton


That's one of my favourites!

Generation Kill
Sergeant Major John Sixta: [stops Cpl Anthony Jacks from approaching a Female Marine] Belays that, Devil Dog! You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Unfuck yourselves, or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Corporal, you're inapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornications with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions?! Where the fuck are your helmets?!

jtw130
Posted: Friday, March 19, 2010 8:49:53 PM

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If a man does his best, what else is there?
-George S. Patton

We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way.
-George S. Patton

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
-Robin Williams

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
-Bill Cosby

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.
-Bill Cosby
verity
Posted: Sunday, March 21, 2010 5:05:00 AM

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Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. ~ Helen Keller

Wherever you go, go with all your heart. ~ Confucius





*The Dark Room*

How do you talk to an Angel available from Amazon.

Guest
Posted: Monday, March 22, 2010 9:39:30 AM

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"Most people today are pantywaist" ~ Grandma Gatewood
Guest
Posted: Monday, March 22, 2010 4:48:02 PM

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HoneyCupcake wrote:
freefallin1309 wrote:
"You don't win a war for dying for your country, you win by making the other poor son-of-a-bitch die for his." Gen.George S Patton


That's one of my favourites!

Generation Kill
Sergeant Major John Sixta: [stops Cpl Anthony Jacks from approaching a Female Marine] Belays that, Devil Dog! You's a squealin' like a bunch of butt-fucked Vassar bitches! Unfuck yourselves, or we gonna suffer the spectacle of a WM with a bunch of horny Devil Dogs trailin' her stern. Get yourselves squared up here. Corporal, you're inapporpriatin' your chemical filtration device by attemptin' fornications with. Jesus, do I have to tell you not to desecrate your mask with perversions?! Where the fuck are your helmets?!


laughing3 That is absolutley hilarious! A shame I haven't seen that movie ...

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of
us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time"
- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller, USMC

"there are not enough Chinamen in the world to stop a fully armed Marine regiment
from going where ever they wont to go"
- Lewis B. "Chesty" Puller
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 21, 2010 5:10:08 PM

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"all paths lead nowhere,so it is important to choose a path that has heat"
Carlos Castaneda


" All other things being equal choose a john with a view"
Colin Fletcher

"Walking is mans best medicine"
Hippocrates



Guest
Posted: Monday, June 21, 2010 5:18:59 PM

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roccotool wrote:
"The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."


my poor daughter hears this one all the time!!

Van
MahlerSymphony
Posted: Monday, June 21, 2010 5:23:34 PM

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"We make a living by what we get. We make a life by what we give." Sir Winston Churchill
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 21, 2010 5:37:12 PM

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I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them. I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do.
Robert A. Heinlein
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