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Posted: Monday, June 21, 2010 6:55:00 PM

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"Treachery and violence are spears pointed at both ends; they wound those who resort to them worse than their enemies."

EMILY BRONTË, Wuthering Heights
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 21, 2010 9:01:34 PM

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If you immediatly know the candle light is fire, than the meal was cooked a long time ago
Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 24, 2010 3:48:19 PM

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"simplify" Henry David Thoreau
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Posted: Thursday, June 24, 2010 7:25:27 PM

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I wish I was a glow worm,
A glow worm's never glum.
'Cos how can you be grumpy
When the sun shines out your bum!
~Anonymous
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Posted: Thursday, June 24, 2010 7:49:34 PM

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"You worry too much. Eat some bacon... What? No, I got no idea if it'll make you feel better, I just made too much bacon."
DamonX
Posted: Thursday, June 24, 2010 9:41:02 PM

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Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you.


George Carlin
rxtales
Posted: Friday, June 25, 2010 9:00:08 AM

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"Like most of the others, I was a seeker, a mover, a malcontent, and at times a stupid hell-raiser. I was never idle long enough to do much thinking, but I felt somehow that my instincts were right. I shared a vagrant optimism that some of us were making real progress, that we had taken an honest road, and that the best of us would inevitably make it over the top. At the same time, I shared a dark suspicion that the life we were leading was a lost cause, that we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles - a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other - that kept me going"

Hunter S. Thompson
scarletblue
Posted: Friday, June 25, 2010 9:15:51 AM

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Location: Giving you pleasure..
Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
Oscar Wilde



FantasyFiction
Posted: Sunday, June 27, 2010 11:48:58 AM

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"You can observe a lot by watching." Yogi Berra

Success is doing what you love, and doing it so well that someone will pay you for it.
http://www.lushstories.com/fantasyfiction
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Posted: Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:33:51 AM

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DOCTOR OCTO-MOTHER(bleep)ING-GONAPUS *BBLBLBLBLBLAAAAAAAAAAARHG!!!* ~~~ Doctor Octogonapus- the Lazer Collection 3
Maverick777
Posted: Tuesday, June 29, 2010 10:44:00 AM

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Location: Arkham asylum for criminally insane,Gotham
"You know, madness is a lot like gravity...all it needs is a little push."--The Joker, Batman-The Dark Knight

Let's put a smile on that face.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 03, 2010 11:08:19 PM

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Life is NOT a bowl of cherries! It's more like a jar of Jalapenos. What you do today could BURN YOUR ASS TOMORROW!

No clue who wrote it but I like it
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 04, 2010 2:22:42 AM

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By hook or crook; I'll be the last in this book.

My gran wrote that in my signed autobiography book when I was little.
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Posted: Sunday, July 04, 2010 10:38:40 AM

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"There are only two possibilities. Either we are alone in this vast universe, or we are not. Either possibility is mind boggling."
Sir Arthur C. Clarke
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 04, 2010 9:28:47 PM

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...Not all those who wander are lost....J.R.R. Tolken
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Posted: Sunday, July 04, 2010 10:42:16 PM

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How can you have any pudding if you dont eat your meat? Pink Floyd
scarletblue
Posted: Thursday, July 08, 2010 8:48:49 AM

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Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
Marcel Proust


myself
Posted: Thursday, July 08, 2010 8:57:42 AM

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a wise woman thinks twice before saying nothing

Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Thursday, July 08, 2010 9:26:11 AM

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A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap.

(don't know who to attribute this to)

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
myself
Posted: Thursday, July 08, 2010 7:47:55 PM

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“The internal dialogue is what grounds people in the daily world. The world is such and such or so and so, only because we talk to ourselves about its being such and such and so and so. The passageway into the world of shamans opens up after the warrior has learned to shut off his internal dialogue.”

“The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.”

“Look at every path closely and deliberately, then ask ourselves this crucial question: Does this path have a heart? If it does, then the path is good. If it doesn't, it is of no use.”

Carlos Castaneda


Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
myself
Posted: Thursday, July 08, 2010 7:48:53 PM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap.

(don't know who to attribute this to)

I love this one


Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
MrNudiePants
Posted: Thursday, July 08, 2010 8:50:44 PM

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Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other sins are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful--just stupid.)

--[Robert Heinlein]
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 09, 2010 1:15:11 AM

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Tut Tut ...looks like rain. Christopher Robin
tubby1961
Posted: Friday, July 09, 2010 4:46:57 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'


Nice one Chefkathleen and very true.


"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
tubby1961
Posted: Friday, July 09, 2010 4:52:35 AM

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The little girl had the makings of a poet in her who, being told to be sure of her meaning before she spoke, said: 'How can I know what I think till I see what I say?'.

Graham Wallas


"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
tubby1961
Posted: Friday, July 09, 2010 4:59:08 AM

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Sex, on the whole, was meant to be short, nasty and brutish. If what you want is cuddling, you should buy a puppy.

Julie Burchill


"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

"I am willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong." Samuel Goldwyn
myself
Posted: Friday, July 09, 2010 6:55:00 AM

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Socrates:

"The unexamined life is not worth living."

Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
myself
Posted: Friday, July 09, 2010 7:05:05 AM

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It's just a thing.

Rod Claypool

Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 11, 2010 7:56:17 PM

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"The man who goes afoot, prepared to camp anywhere and in any weather, is the most independent fellow on earth." -Horace Kephart
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 12, 2010 3:32:56 PM

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“'I don't go into the woods to "rough it"; I go into the woods to "smooth it". I get it rough enough in the city.'

Horace Kephart, 'Camping and Woodcraft'; 1917”


Most animals are agreeable fried. They're pretty good stewed, too.

don't know who wrote it but I gotta agree with that one
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