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Guest
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 5:17:02 AM

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You're busy reading todays new stories.. you glance down to the laptop clock and realise you're 15 minutes late to pick your child up from pre-school, causing you then to tell fibs to the teachers when you claim you 'fell asleep'

Oh dear!

L16

Come on then Lushies lets hear your 'You know you're addicted to Lush when...'
Primal
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 7:55:34 AM

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If you have sex with Rick Springfield in his trailer while snorting cocaine off a mirror and wearing nothing but your socks and a lobster bib, just so you can have new material for a Lush story.



In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.
Mathusela
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 8:05:29 AM

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When it's 1 O'clock A.M. , I know I need to get to sleep, can barely keep my eyes open, and I just got hooked on another story...
Lydia_
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 8:42:37 AM

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Location: Cuffed to the forums, having things my way, United
When your new rank is "Forum Whore"...not only that, but "Forum Whore Queen".
When you sit in the lounge on Lush instead of facebook.
When people wonder why you don't answer that phone, and when you do...."what's that buzzing?" (It's my fan in my computer, I tell them.)
When every time you see siblings, you wonder what's really going on.....(err....)
When you'd rather go on Lush than your lover (I don't have this issue, my lover is on Lush heheh)
When people notice that you're the first forum whore and no one is surprised.

I'm Lady Lydia, and I'm addicted to Lush Stories.com.

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
mercianknight
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 9:31:14 AM

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Location: whispering conspiratorially in your ear, Bermuda
When you check yourself into rehab and ration your visits so that you can finally get some work done to pay the bills confused5

But the urge to check out the latest sexy AV's and read the stories is soooo strong....just one more visit, perhaps a quick peek at the forum topics. OMG, where's my sponsor when I need her!!!???? dontknow

"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
sassycheergirl
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 9:44:04 AM

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your addicted to Lush when your at work and ur thinking okay 7 more hours and i can go home and get on lush then 6 more to go .......


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
MMonroe
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 10:43:27 AM

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When you feel out of place with people who don't openly talk or are disgusted by sexual activities.

All i guessed was that the right answer could be 'masturbate'!!



*Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?*



Guest
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 12:16:19 PM

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I'm Rocco Tool and I'm addicted to Lush.


You know you're addicted when you try to login to your email and use the Lush name and password. d'oh!

(Gives hugs to everyone and gets cookies in the lobby.)
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 12:19:09 PM

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You know you're addicted to Lush when your partner complains you are on the Lush all the time and even though you deny it you know it's true...just another 15 minutes of chat lol
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 2:58:05 PM

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You know you are addicted to Lush when you have it come on as your homepage and are already logged in to save time from putting your password in. LOL
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 4:56:12 PM

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Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
You know your addicted to Lush when your girlfriend is dressed up real sexy and is in the mood and you tell her to quick log on so we can cyber...


You know you want it, you know you need it bad...get it now on Amazon.com...
Lush Erotica, an Anthology of Award Winning Sex Stories

Redwolf
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 5:20:24 PM

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Location: NothWest, Indiana
I'm Redwolf and I'm a Lush addict.

You know your addicted when you spend more time on Lush than you do at work.

Carpe Diem

Red out
Guest
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 5:48:30 PM

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When you can't tell anyone what you watched on T.V. all month long.
Chauncey
Posted: Monday, November 30, 2009 7:40:09 PM

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when you are on your work computer and first thing you do is log into Lush instead of checking your email
sassycheergirl
Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 2009 12:43:12 AM

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Joined: 11/7/2009
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Location: a corn field , United States
your addicted when u let all your chores around the house pile up and come to lush instead


*smiles, hugs, and lollipops*



Sassy
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:21:24 AM

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You stay up till 3:20 a.m. writing a story and then get hit with an interesting question that will probably linger in your mind past the next days quitting time.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:29:44 AM

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And what question would that be eiotis???

Ling
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 2009 8:31:11 AM

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sexybikesassycheergirl wrote:
your addicted when u let all your chores around the house pile up and come to lush instead


That's me! hello2

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:23:29 PM

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MMonroe wrote:
When you feel out of place with people who don't openly talk or are disgusted by sexual activities.

All i guessed was that the right answer could be 'masturbate'!!


Omg that is really true, I was actually frustrated the other night because my LDL didn't want me typing dirty words across the MSN screen evil4 I had to end up typing things just so he was happy.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:24:45 PM

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Chauncey wrote:
when you are on your work computer and first thing you do is log into Lush instead of checking your email


oh my god I do this lol
ChelleLaBelle
Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 2009 1:37:58 PM

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Location: Cincy, Ohio
I'm ChelleLaBelle and i am addicted to Lush!

You know your addicted to lush when you say your going to check Facebook and instead you check Lush and then you check facebook and then Lush then Email and lush again and Myspace and ... you gessed it. Lush. And when your constantly wondering if that 1 person you really want to talk to is on lush. And even when you get a phone with internet and have lush as one of your bookmarks. lol
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 2009 2:07:35 PM

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Quote:
When you can't tell anyone what you watched on T.V. all month long.


Zactly.

When you tell them you'd much rather be online than watch TV, you get the confused5 look.
Lydia_
Posted: Tuesday, December 01, 2009 4:08:44 PM

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roccotool wrote:
Quote:
When you can't tell anyone what you watched on T.V. all month long.


Zactly.

When you tell them you'd much rather be online than watch TV, you get the confused5 look.


Yep.


Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
Davnibbles
Posted: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 8:33:04 AM

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I have difficulty working on my computer in the day without seeing who has written a new story. I also love to find like minded people on Lush to chat with.
Next some of our female users have great pictures, so by the time ive updated myself i have a raging hard penis and have to wait until its gone down to leave my desk.

Lush is an addiction, but i think a very healthy one.
Lydia_
Posted: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 9:18:22 AM

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When your GPA is in the shitter....


It's my fault, I know. But if lush wasn't so damn awesome, I wouldn't want to log on 22/7 (I take two hours off for sleep and eating food. lol)

Wishing you well,
Lydia


[size=4][color=red]Please check out:
A lesbian seduction and recommended read: Sugar and Spice, Fire and Ice
You give Such Sweet Punishment
My love poem: Gone From Me
An office part takes an interesting turn in Drunk Off Lust
caharain
Posted: Friday, December 11, 2009 4:01:40 AM

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Location: Denver, United States
My name is Caharain, and I too am a lush addict.

Recently I tried to break my addiction by taking several weeks off (also due to a broken comp) by not using my work comp to log on. I failed miserably. I found myself curled up in a ball in my kitchen, sweating profusely needing my fix. The day my new comp came I almost locked it up trying to get logged on here.

So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. George Carlin
ChelleLaBelle
Posted: Friday, December 11, 2009 8:01:22 AM

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Location: Cincy, Ohio
caharain wrote:
My name is Caharain, and I too am a lush addict.

Recently I tried to break my addiction by taking several weeks off (also due to a broken comp) by not using my work comp to log on. I failed miserably. I found myself curled up in a ball in my kitchen, sweating profusely needing my fix. The day my new comp came I almost locked it up trying to get logged on here.


LMAO Rain! WEll i can't speak for anyone else but i'm glad your back!
LushPrincess
Posted: Friday, December 11, 2009 1:05:05 PM

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Primal wrote:
If you have sex with Rick Springfield in his trailer while snorting cocaine off a mirror and wearing nothing but your socks and a lobster bib, just so you can have new material for a Lush story.


Was that … you by the window? confused1
Guest
Posted: Friday, December 11, 2009 2:05:59 PM

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You know you're addicted to Lush when...

All of your christmas gifts are notecards with the message "A Story has been sponsored in your name on lushstories.com"


Ling
WellMadeMale
Posted: Friday, December 11, 2009 2:50:25 PM

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When you can find the nuggets of humor embedded in each scenario submitted.

Most intelligent people are introspective and doubt themselves while many fucktards are proudly over-confident. - a tip of the hat to Charles Bukowski
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