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Guest
Posted: Friday, August 31, 2012 7:06:55 PM

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I'm not addicted. I can give up anytime. See you tomorrow?
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 2, 2012 4:22:54 AM

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If it gets to the point you have to use the Lush app on your phone, you need professional help.
Frank
Posted: Sunday, September 2, 2012 8:53:41 PM

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Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom
Shit those birds are singing again! sunny

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney





Guest
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 7:29:20 AM

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You get on here, first thing every morning. Good morning
angel7
Frank
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 8:34:46 AM

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corne wrote:
You get on here, first thing every morning. Good morning
angel7


You went to bed? Liar

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney





DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 8:41:41 AM

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Location: Right here on Lush Stories..., United States
When you haven't actually logged out of the site since 2009...

Oh wait...never mind...dontknow



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adele
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 10:02:52 AM

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Joined: 4/8/2011
Posts: 22,251
Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
Lalita_Lydia wrote:
When you've only been here five months and you've earned the rank "Queen Forum Whore" and you've got over a thousand posts...


LOL, try over 17,000 in less than a year and a half! I read through this thread again and there are so many that apply. Like the one about the time zones. I can guess with some accuracy what part of the world some one is from based on what time of day they say it is.
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 10:28:38 AM

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corne wrote:
You get on here, first thing every morning. Good morning
angel7

Good Morning LOVE
Smoocher
Posted: Monday, September 3, 2012 11:10:28 AM

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last thought at night and first thought in the morning...really!!

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/exit-33-trust.aspx

Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 9, 2012 11:27:00 PM

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corne wrote:


This sums me up to a T.



Really???
simplyjohn
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 12:07:48 AM

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When I logon to Lush before making my first cup of tea in the mornings !! damn its so so so so so wrong !! sighs
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 12:53:48 AM

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When it's 3am and I should be sleeping, but find myself logging onto Lush.........just a few minutes........see who's around
MarySweets
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 1:34:08 AM

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Location: In my fantastic mind, Australia
* Your other half complains that you spend more time reading Lush stories then actually fucking.

* Should be looking at bridal/wedding websites while planning a wedding and I rather be on Lush.

* Taking a break from a fan fiction website and instead reading wonderful Lush stories. A few weeks later go back to fan fiction website to read fan smut only to see it has been updated with poorly written "Dirty" stories obviously written by teenage virgins. Making me race back to Lush and feel safe knowing I'm getting off on stories written by mature adults.

"Sexual pleasure in woman is a kind of magic spell; it demands complete abandon; if words or movements oppose the magic of caresses, the spell is broken."

Simone de Beauvoir
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 10, 2012 3:24:05 AM

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It's used more turn facebook
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 15, 2012 7:57:22 AM

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..when you are asked on date and your first thought is: 'Nah, I want to catch-up with lush buddies' dontknow
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 15, 2012 5:51:32 PM

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When I get awarded the badge for contributing to the forums and chat rooms. I believe I may be close ;)
ElChupacabras
Posted: Saturday, September 15, 2012 7:41:14 PM

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Addicted ??? Wait! let me post a picture, close the chat, and I'll be back to answer your question. Soot! I forgot to give the score to that story.....
Guest
Posted: Saturday, September 15, 2012 9:54:28 PM

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When you are on a cruise (not paying the high internet fees), pull in to a port, and the first thing you do is find a hotel that has Wi-fi to check and see if anyone has left anything on your page, read the stories, and see who is online.
oldrascal
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 11:20:30 AM

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I realize I am when I have to break to take shower, as the dogs won't even play with me anymore
TheGulfCoaster
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 1:16:39 PM

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Location: Sarasota County, United States
You wake up, log on and check messages, comments and look at the new stories since you logged off before you even check your personal or business email
Guest
Posted: Sunday, September 16, 2012 2:27:22 PM

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When you read through 5 pages of examples of addiction and can identify with 99.9% of them.
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 6:34:58 AM

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Whistle When i am chatting with a cyber friend...
HelenCath
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 8:04:06 AM

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Gurlyboy wrote:
When you read through 5 pages of examples of addiction and can identify with 99.9% of them.



guilty - so true!!!
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 17, 2012 11:59:02 AM

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When you are at a business meeting and the boss tells you to put up a chart from your lap top and a naked picture of the hot lush lover you have been texting pops up with her message "Ohhh, fuck, cum in me baby." And the boss says "That concludes todays metting."
adele
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 3:56:38 PM

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Location: if I knew where I was then I would not be here...
When you log on in the morning and suddenly realize it is almost dinner time.
winter67
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 5:27:09 PM

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Location: close to the water, United States
When nothing else matters but spending time on Lush with all your friends. When the only friends you have are fellow Lush'ers
Frank
Posted: Tuesday, September 18, 2012 8:31:03 PM

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Location: Pleasure dome, United Kingdom
Your graphics card starts to strain! computer

Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.

Walt Disney





Oldfaithful
Posted: Thursday, September 20, 2012 3:30:32 PM

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Location: United Kingdom
when fantasies are no longer pictures but come with internal running commentary as if i'm reading yet another story!


Guest
Posted: Friday, September 21, 2012 8:24:47 PM

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You're out with mates (or mate, in my case) and check in periodically just to see if you've missed anything. On a similar note, when you find yourself having been online for 24 hours and most of that time was on Lush.
Guest
Posted: Monday, September 24, 2012 12:43:33 AM

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When you have managed to convince yourself that Lushing at work increases shareholder value...
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