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Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 7:34:26 AM

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GingerKitty wrote:


This bad Haiku is,
Bacon-free, terrible and,
Just freaking rotten.

On the other hand,
Trinket is gorgeous, you can't,
Disagree with me!

So, this Haiku is,
Probably really shit... Oh
Well, I'll go with it.



GREAT Haiku Andrew!!!!
It even has three verses
What a great effort!

(says me who writes crap haiku) he he
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 13, 2013 7:40:55 AM

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Went out for dinner,
Ate too much now I'll get fat,
Need to swim some more.

The food was so yum,
Now I'll get a big fat bum,
And a bigger tum.

Time to go swimming;
Trim that lard off with some laps,
Exercise + fun!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, April 18, 2013 12:40:09 AM

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Lush contest over,
Winners should be announced soon,
Where's my potato?



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Master_Jonathan
Posted: Friday, April 19, 2013 7:24:02 AM

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Ok let Me have a go...

Two hearts beat as one;
One heart shared by both of them.
This is love.


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Shanee108
Posted: Friday, April 19, 2013 10:45:22 AM

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Finger on breast
mouth... open
petals float
sea breeze assault
ribbon bites...
wet drips on
moon scream
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 20, 2013 10:24:29 AM

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Dizzy from your glow
All that you carry me thru
Shine on me again


Passion in your eyes
I want to hear your story
Give yourself to me


Raindrops on my skin
The lightning runs thru my veins
Thunder shakes my heart


The shadow of you
Embraces me and I'm still
Yours forever now


Fallen on my knees
Showing you all my weakness
Please don't walk away.


couplewb
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 9:49:33 AM

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Mazza's Birthday cake,
It had bacon frosting on,
and a big 50!
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, April 23, 2013 4:06:05 PM

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Jerking off to porn
I sharted a piece of corn
Thank gawd no one saw

Wearing jeans well worn
I was pretty fucking torn
Didn't break no law

Blowing my own horn
Public pocket jacking born
Cum resembled slaw




Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 10:27:14 AM

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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 10:38:28 AM

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WellMadeMale wrote:
Jerking off to porn
I sharted a piece of corn
Thank gawd no one saw

Wearing jeans well worn
I was pretty fucking torn
Didn't break no law

Blowing my own horn
Public pocket jacking born
Cum resembled slaw



Dear WMM,
When you die you should donate your brain to science. I'm sure they would love to find out what kind of mind thinks about "sharting a piece of corn" I had managed to restrain myself from making this suggestion on a number of occasions after reading one of your Haiku however this time I could not convince myself not to. I hope you don't mind. Research on the subject of "sharting corn" could provide invaluable information for generations to come.
Yours, Trinketxx


WellMadeMale
Posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 3:08:13 PM

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trinket wrote:



Dear WMM,
When you die you should donate your brain to science. I'm sure they would love to find out what kind of mind thinks about "sharting a piece of corn" I had managed to restrain myself from making this suggestion on a number of occasions after reading one of your Haiku however this time I could not convince myself not to. I hope you don't mind. Research on the subject of "sharting corn" could provide invaluable information for generations to come.
Yours, Trinketxx




Never trust a fart
As most humans fall apart
Sneaky but not smart

Void your thoughts and your
Shell of well spent nutrients
Lobotomized

Lab rat on display
Probed while journalized
Categorical

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Mazza
Posted: Wednesday, April 24, 2013 6:03:01 PM

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You guys are so gross
I feel just a bit sicky
My stomach's churning

I am giggling though
Because you are so funny
Thank you for the laughs

Nothing to see here...
Guest
Posted: Saturday, April 27, 2013 6:46:00 AM

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Need to write a poem;
My heart feels the story,
I can't find the words.
SubmissiveAngel
Posted: Saturday, April 27, 2013 8:59:17 AM

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Fingering myself
While in the shower with you
Going to cum soon:)



Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 3:39:34 AM

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Ginger is a spice,
She'll tantalise your tastebuds,
If you're into girls.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 4:02:12 AM

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Dude loved to eat corn;
But it backfired when he burped,
Blew his horn right off.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 6:15:44 AM

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Down under, in Oz,
Trinket smiles in the sunset.
Happy days are here.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 8:28:36 AM

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My honey tastes sweet;
Dripping off my fingertips,
Would you like a taste?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 8:50:38 AM

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Everyone wants a
Taste of Trinky's honey, but
Move over, I'm first!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 9:14:23 AM

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GK loves honey
Sorry Ginger, no can do
It's already gone.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 9:16:07 AM

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Ginger loves haiku
Butt he's not real good at it
Butt he's improving.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 9:57:21 AM

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Trinky, you are wrong,
I sneaked in and stole your
honey, yummy yum!
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 10:35:21 AM

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Andrew, HOW many times have you got to be told.....

5
7
5.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 11:53:55 AM

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trinket wrote:
Andrew, HOW many times have you got to be told.....

5
7
5.


like this?

five syllables first
then seven then another
five? Haiku are odd.
Guest
Posted: Saturday, May 4, 2013 2:56:28 PM

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Sex kitten prowls chat.
Finds only fishheads and bones.
Poor kitty meow.
DirtyMartini
Posted: Monday, May 6, 2013 2:11:45 PM

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A certain Miss Daisy Shylass made a comment over on FB about how Lush keeps "going down"...so, I just got inspired to write this one today...

Lush keeps going down,
And not the way I would like,
Need to talk to Nic.



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Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 7, 2013 12:57:14 PM

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Undressing, she stops;
Her eyes glancing into mine.
She sees my hard on.
WellMadeMale
Posted: Tuesday, May 7, 2013 1:32:45 PM

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Squirted drops of spew
All over your well worn shoe
Painting I love you

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 7, 2013 2:28:17 PM

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Slide your cock in me,
Ram it home with long hard strokes,
Let's cum together.
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, May 7, 2013 3:20:19 PM

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For hours did they fuck,
'til she cried "No more, no more".
And he did chuckle.
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