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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 5:55:43 PM

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Uh.. I'll pass Rumple.
Don't believe I've ever said that before.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 6:38:36 PM

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That's okay, Chef. You stick to barbecue and that new bikini. (note: In this case, 'stick' is just a figure of speech, you understand. Becoming unstuck to your 'kini is fine by me.). Coma and Tose have put in an order for a couple while Scooter, Buz, and the Dirty one are sure to jump on the offer.

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Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 8:38:33 PM

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Rumples is a Sticky again!!!!!!!!!!hello1 hello1 hello1 hello1 hello1 hello1 hello1 hello1

Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 8:40:12 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
Love that Cosco coffee brandy from my favorite Georgia boy. Hey Rumple! Whazzup? I'll sit right over here by Coma and Tose and munch on a hole. You don't mind if I share it with Terrance do you? He's in my cradle of warm taking in the sights. He likes to keep eyes on things.





GOOD GAWD Chef... ya gotta warn a girl

sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 8:49:34 PM

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Blatz Beer, I haven't thought of that in years.
My dear old dad drank that at times. In a brown fat bottle.
At least that is the way I think I remember it.
I got drunk on it after a new room was added, and he had his friends over to see it.
They all sat around drinking and I walked around and drank out of all of them.
I fell off my tricycle and busted my lip. They couldn't figure out what was wrong with me?
I was three!!!!!!drunken
memories......evil4



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bat
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:37:51 PM

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Pour Wine Regaeman Man I HAVE 2 live'IN THIS PARTY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A GR8 day Hugs


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bat
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 9:55:11 PM

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Sorry the first one was cool But This is what I really wanted .. Yall Enjoy Live at Rumps.....Relax

TURN IT UP .....Hope ya like the drums ..Scooter... BE Well ;)Regaeman Man Pour Wine Hugs

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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bat
Posted: Wednesday, May 23, 2012 10:13:42 PM

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This is what I'll be doing this week-end...lol Look'in 4 a Buzz down Atlanta way ....Have a GR8 Holiday;)Pour Wine Hugs Regaeman Man flower glasses8 hello1 hello2 love7 lurkGoing 2 the LOVE SHACK...


KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER >>>SUGAR ....Pour Wine Regaeman Man drunken fish FOLK'S LINING UP JUST 2 GET DOWN !!! WHO'S IN??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????BANG...BANG ...BABY ;) Pint DrunkDid I see a Dirty Martini in there? My 2 cents Bring your Juke-Box money 2...lol Who's with me ?

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:12:44 AM

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way too techno for my taste...

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 1:17:51 AM

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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:12:48 AM

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Morning, to all pornophil party animals.The Caffine Fairy made another delivery this morning so the coffee is first-class. Seems like she and Busty are bonding, sorta becoming coffee-sisters. Wonder if I should keep, if not an eye, maybe a finger on the pulse of that relationship?

Sass, what da ya mean Rumples's is Sticky, again? Folks have been sticking to the bar, the commode seat and other gummy spots around here for ages. :)

But seriously, thanks for the heads-up.

Just my luck that I turn in early and a party breaks out. Must have been all that Blatz beer.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Southern_Sass
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 6:19:14 AM

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Coffee is liquid sunshine in a cup... YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Mornin my fellow pub mates

Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 8:44:21 AM

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Morning Sassy. Rumple you're looking good this morning. Turn my coffee white before sending it this way please. I found some scones and jam out back. Wonder if the caffeine fairy dropped them on her way to another stop? Oh well. Her loss is our gain. Real food! Dig in!
Anyone have plans for the 3 day coming up? Grilling and drinking a few here. Got my sweetie home for the duration. I love that. No more 5 a.m. wake up calls. Whoopieee. I may get to sleep until 7!! It's Fleet Week in NYC I'm wondering if any Marines got off the boat and will make their way down to the Sunshine State? That's always entertaining to get current Marines and former Marines in the same household. evil4
Buz
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 9:15:23 AM

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bat wrote:
This is what I'll be doing this week-end...lol Look'in 4 a Buzz down Atlanta way ....Have a GR8 Holiday;)Pour Wine Hugs Regaeman Man flower glasses8 hello1 hello2 love7 lurkGoing 2 the LOVE SHACK...

KNOCK A LITTLE LOUDER >>>SUGAR ....Pour Wine Regaeman Man drunken fish FOLK'S LINING UP JUST 2 GET DOWN !!! WHO'S IN??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????BANG...BANG ...BABY ;) Pint DrunkDid I see a Dirty Martini in there? My 2 cents Bring your Juke-Box money 2...lol Who's with me ?


Hi Bat! That's right! The B-52's are from Athens, Georgia and like me they are UGA alumni. "Sugar Shack" was a really popular frat party dance song in Athens. You haven't danced until you're danced really drunk and wearing nothing but a toga (bedsheet) to the B-52's "Love Shack." Drunk toga dancing is totally hot. You try and keep that toga to stay on but after awhile naaaaaah, just let that thing slide right on off!

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 10:10:50 AM

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Something tells me Buz had a lot more fun while at UGA than I did at LSU. (sigh)

Islides over a cup of cafe au lait) Chef, why is it that, "entertaining" is NOT the first term that pops into mind when contemplating you as the sole female in a house full of jarheads? ;)

Speaking of entertaining, today is the 71st birthday of Bob Dylan. Wonder if the video vixens will post a few of his numbers? (hint, hint, hint)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
bat
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 10:51:56 AM

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Thanks 4 the comment Buz I knew U would like that ...maybe we can have a toga party at Rump's ...LOL Here's some Dylan 4 ya ... enjoy Regaeman Man Hugs Pour Wine


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Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 2:12:15 PM

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I'm probably one of the few American's that never could get into Dylan. Wonder why that is? Nasally voices never did it for me. Now long hair on guys used to turn me on something fierce. Before my Marine went into service his hair was almost to his waist. Damn Hippy. evil4
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 24, 2012 5:28:55 PM

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Thanks, BAT.

Chef, so we've found a blemish to your otherwise perfect being. ;)

One thing many of you young music fans might not appreciate is how funny Dylan could be, especially back in the early days. His "I Shall Be Free" andinstance, are laugh out loud funny. Here's an example:

I've got a friend, spends his life,
Stabbing my picture with a Bowie knife.
If my name comes up, he pretends to barf.
Dreams of strangling me with a scarf.
I've got a million friends.

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 4:06:33 AM

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Good morning all you Rump regulars,,,
(some how, that sounds a bit sexuall!)

It's good to be home and back in control of what time I eat, breath and sleep.

In honor of chefkathleen, gimme a bakers dozen of them "Blatz" beers Rump,
and in honor of LadyS, chill out a nother dozen.
Then in honor of sassy, bring in another case, just in case I make it that far.
Now in honor of bat and sugarbabe,,, maybe you better place a new order Rumpdrunken

There are two kinds of people in the world chef.
The kind with long hair, and the kind with sharp looking Marine cuts.
The kind in between are kinda like putting sails on a submarine.
Here's a pic. of me back in the good ole days,,,(:




Oh, and my cousin Itt too.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 4:55:00 AM

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SCOOTER! Uh, Scooter? Oh, there you are, sorta. Seems the Scooter-unit has been Blatz blasted. When (if?) he regains the vertical from his present, horizontal, posture, there'll be Caffine Fairy coffee hot and tasty waiting to ease his way back into the here and now.

By the way, Busty says that photo of Scooter is one of the finest examples of tin-type photography she's ever come across. Something tells me she's in her smart-ass mode.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Buz
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 7:32:43 AM

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Cheers to all of you Rumpy and Gang, ie. Rumpsters!!!! It's almost the weekend. For a change I am jot all booked up for the weekend. Hopefully that means I an enjoy some motorcycle fun. Y'all have a great one!

Guest
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 9:20:00 AM

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I always did have a crush on Cousin It. And that wookie thing from Star Wars too! evil4 Don't remember his name.
scooter
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 11:10:56 AM

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Chewbacca chef, chewy for short.
He is a spin off from Winnie the Pooh.

He is a cousin of cousin Itt, twice removedevil4



Busty has quite the taste in vintage photography Rumple,
amongst other nice features..

Pint Drunk
sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 12:15:20 PM

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Blood on the Tracks...my favorite album of Bob Dylan

enjoy Mr. Rumple and followers.



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 12:20:20 PM

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and another



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bat
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 12:30:32 PM

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Regaeman Man Glad 2 see your still with us Scooter... Now Let's get this Party started....Pour Wine And ALL the rest of U 2..... Have a GR8 week-end Pint Drunk fish


Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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bat
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 12:38:26 PM

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Pour Wine Hugs Regaeman Man Pint Drunk drunken fish glasses8 hello1 flower 952-67 3601
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Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 6:45:15 PM

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Good Evening My Lushketeer Friends...ah yes Miss Bat, I remember buying that Ram Jam 45 back when I was in high school actually...jeez, brings back memories...too bad I can't remember what I had for lunch...

Anyway, I did remember to stop here at the bar...some things I can still remember...

What does it take to get a drink in this place anyway? How about a Dirty Martini, extra dirty, the same way I like my...um, well...

Pass the drink...getting thirsty over here...
Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, May 25, 2012 6:55:20 PM

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(slides over a Dirty Martini in a dirty martini glass to, Dirty Martini) Here you go, oh, forgetful one. Man can recall how to get in here and order folks around but not a thing about his bar tab. (sigh) Nice to know some things are constant in this fast-paced, ever-changing world, I guess.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Saturday, May 26, 2012 6:33:57 AM

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Good morning Rump, Busty, chef, miss sassy pants, Lady S, bat, sugarbabe, buz, WMM, TopThis, vanessahearts, mazza, nicola and gav.
Coma, Tose, leggy, Terrance (lucky little spider anyways) and all the rest of you beautiful people's.

WellMadeMale, you sure you never worked for WMMS, home of the Buzzard, back in the 70's?
Both your call letters are extremely similar.

Rump, you should tell Dirty Martini a dirty joke while he sips his dirty Martini from a dirty Dirty Martini glass, all the while having dirty thoughts on his dirty little mind.
I wouldn't accept his money anyways Rump, It's probably not been laundered yet.
That's all the dirt I got!

Have a fantastic week end.

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