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Southern_Sass
Posted: Tuesday, May 29, 2012 6:27:27 PM

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Thank you Rumple... I sorely missed yall!!!

Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 6:52:35 AM

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coffee coffee coffee coffee

Coffee is on! Come in and kick back, enjoy the company and sit a spell yall...



Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 9:54:29 AM

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scooter wrote:
Where's DC at, chef


It's Washington D.C. where the capital building is. And the white house. And... never mind. Here have a beer.


Guest
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 9:55:29 AM

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HOLLY!!! *Runs over for a hug* Glad to have you back! How was camping? How was... everything? Sit a spell and tell me all about it.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 10:24:47 AM

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Okay, you two break it up. Either that or, even better, include me in your public display of affection. Thanks for the coffee, Holly. There's no sign of Busty and the Caffine fairy. Heard 'em talking yesterday about doing something or other together . Now I'm locked out of the bedroom. Very puzzling.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 7:14:41 PM

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Hope it's not in Brazil Rump,,

Lord knows what goes on down thered'oh!

High everybody,,,,buy the weighRegaeman Man

scooter outPint Drunk
bat
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:55:52 PM

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Hey scooter , so glad your here I need somebody to start of Thirsty Thursday with..what do ya say Drinks on me ...LOL

toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

bat
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 9:00:09 PM

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Here we go .....Get this Party Started Pour Wine Hugs Regaeman Man

Rocky Mountain Way .. Live @ Wimbly in here 2. .. GR8 tune ....Enjoy;) Regaeman Man fish

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

scooter
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 9:03:09 PM

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Don't go pissin me off batLfunny

Hi ya bat, thirsty tonight I see,,,
well you've managed to stumble into "Rumples, stumbling fools"
The best place on Lush to take your liquor on a Thursday night.

Or morning
Pint Drunk
Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 9:11:00 PM

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Hey Scoochie

Where ya been hidin?

Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 9:13:21 PM

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chefkathleen wrote:
HOLLY!!! *Runs over for a hug* Glad to have you back! How was camping? How was... everything? Sit a spell and tell me all about it.


It was good... hot and buggy
Did some fishing, some hiking.
Loved the air conditioning in the camper though, slept like a baby.

scooter
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 9:20:29 PM

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Southern_Sass wrote:
Hey Scoochie

Where ya been hidin?


Out behind your campsite, towards the river sass.
I was using Poison Ivy for camelflage thoughEmbarassed

I did see you and your peeps had a good time by all.
Awesome
Southern_Sass
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 9:34:24 PM

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Well ya shoulda cum up

Poison ivy huh? Need some lotion?

bat
Posted: Wednesday, May 30, 2012 9:34:40 PM

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Sass. Did Ya get to have some watermelon while you were camping? ... I Did ;) Let's Shake it up maybe Sugar will show up Pour Wine Regaeman Man Hugs

Man I could of swore I saw Buz out there Do'in the crawl ...LOL hello1 hello2 glasses8

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 9:43:25 AM

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Scooter's gonna need an ocean,
of calamine lotion :)

All these early birds make me wonder if they're just getting started or maybe still going.

Whatever the case, I need someplace to hide. Busty's on the phone with the cable TV folks. She claims the picture looks funny. I said it looked fine by me.

You know, one bad thing about these e-books is the readers hurt a lot more than a paperback when they land upside your headbone.

Anyway, that's why I need a hiding place. The location Busty suggested would be way too hot. Any recommendations?

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:06:24 PM

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Mr. Rumple come hide with me...



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:21:11 PM

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jump on rump I'll roll ya away for a bit.



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 12:55:53 PM

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Let's Rock



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:09:17 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Scooter's gonna need an ocean,
of calamine lotion :)

All these early birds make me wonder if they're just getting started or maybe still going.

Whatever the case, I need someplace to hide. Busty's on the phone with the cable TV folks. She claims the picture looks funny. I said it looked fine by me.

You know, one bad thing about these e-books is the readers hurt a lot more than a paperback when they land upside your headbone.

Anyway, that's why I need a hiding place. The location Busty suggested would be way too hot. Any recommendations?

glasses8


You could hide out in the Dumpster Hot Tub out back. I refilled it on my way in today. It was getting low.
sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:10:05 PM

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and rock some more

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:10:29 PM

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Southern_Sass wrote:


It was good... hot and buggy
Did some fishing, some hiking.
Loved the air conditioning in the camper though, slept like a baby.


Sounds like fun. Food and beer always taste best in the outdoors don't they?
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 1:26:10 PM

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Good Afternoon Lushketeers...nice to see everyone here, glad you filled up the dumpster pool, though with what I'm not quite sure...

Hey Scooter, that poison ivy...is that the same stuff you were bagging up and selling to the other campers? Damn, smoking that shit gave me a headache...

Anyway, what does a guy have to do to get a drink in this place? Besides, of course, the obvious answer of having money and actually paying for it...

Hey Reverend...I'm a little short at the moment, but I should be getting a big check soon from this here eBook thing...in fact, pour me a double bourbon with a bourbon chaser and I'll go back and check the mailbox again...should be there by now...

In the meantime, pass the drink...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


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Southern_Sass
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 2:46:12 PM

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You bet it did Chef... I had margaritas, wine and a new drink, captain Morgans spiced rum and orange crush... now that was good!!!

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 3:44:02 PM

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Rum and orange Crush? Makes a fella a bit woozy just thinking about such a concoction. No telling what it does once inside you.

Tell you what, let's try some of that on Alan. Of course, being a tad low on high-class rum and soda water, I'll just use Sam's Club rum and Nehi orange drink.

Thanks for all the kind offers of sanctuary. I'm thinking a party in the dumpster hot tub might be just the ticket.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Southern_Sass
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 5:36:24 PM

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It is actually really good. I was skeptical but tried it anyways and loved it!!!
Captain now has a place in my cabinet.

OMG and there is a new, well maybe not new but it is to me, Malibu called Malibu Red... It has Malibu and Tequila OMFG that with red grapefruit juice
HOLY FUCK

Guest
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 6:31:13 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Rum and orange Crush? Makes a fella a bit woozy just thinking about such a concoction. No telling what it does once inside you.

Tell you what, let's try some of that on Alan. Of course, being a tad low on high-class rum and soda water, I'll just use Sam's Club rum and Nehi orange drink.

Thanks for all the kind offers of sanctuary. I'm thinking a party in the dumpster hot tub might be just the ticket.

glasses8


Sounds like a plan. I'll bring my new emerald bikini and you tell me if it fits me well. Don't slosh when you get in though, I don't want to spill my drink!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 7:48:23 PM

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Holly, would you consider taking on the job of personal bartender to Dirty Martini? Some of those drinks of yours might give him a new slant on life, such as, for intance, horizontal. ;)

Chef, I'll slip into the tub with my usual, water buffalo-like grace.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Thursday, May 31, 2012 8:46:10 PM

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DirtyMartini wrote:
Good Afternoon Lushketeers...nice to see everyone here, glad you filled up the dumpster pool, though with what I'm not quite sure...

Hey Scooter, that poison ivy...is that the same stuff you were bagging up and selling to the other campers? Damn, smoking that shit gave me a headache...

In the meantime, pass the drink...
Cheers,
Alan.
occasion5


No DM,

That was the other, other stuffWhistle
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 7:03:26 AM

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Happy Friday one and all.
Rumple must still be sleeping. We were up late last night hot tubbin! Although I don't think he was very happy when Terrance wanted to come and play. With 8 legs he has an advantage when splashing around. Since I was up early I made some coffee. Nothing fancy just plain old Maxwell House. All I had. There was a vendor on the side of the road on my way in selling something that looks like Churros. Doesn't taste too bad. Enjoy!


scooter
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 9:30:06 AM

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Good morning chef, those are some fine looking Churros you have there.
I used to make those with my play~dough machine I got for Christmas a few years ago.
I heard you mention splashing around Rumpsters Dumpster/ home made swimming pool last night,
with all the legs and limbs you had, in your Emerald bikini!
That got me so excited I went to the 2012 Emerald Cup Bikini contest in Bellevue Washington
last night and snapped a few pics of my own.
Just got home actually.

Oh damned, the site won't let me steal the danged picscrybaby
They were some real doosy's tooevil4
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