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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 10:30:56 AM

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Here I are; a bit more wrinkled than usual but then cleaner than on most days. It's not true that I consideredTerrance a bothersome distraction. It's just that with all those legs/arms, he churns up some pretty big waves when doing the backstroke.

Scooter, post a link to those photos so Chef can check out her erstwhile competition. She told me to visualize the famous photo of Kathy Ireland in a green bikini whenever I'm thinking of her in that new emerald green number. That being the case, me, myself, and I won't miss seeing those 'Kini Kontest shots. ;)

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scooter
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 11:17:38 AM

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Hey, morning Rump.

Afternoon I guess would be more to the point. Rough night out in the tsunami hot tub last night, Huh! evil4
I'm not saying anything bad about Terrence, I heard that little bugger can walk on water
with all eight of his furry little legs.
With four rudders on each side, I heard he can beat Micheal Phelps these days.
I think we should test him for steroids
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 2:59:53 PM

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Test for steroids? Scooter, do you REALLY want to try and collect a urine sample from a tarrantula? If so, go for the gusto.

By the way, Terrance can't walk on water but I'm told his cousin A. Qua Iracnid can really shake a leg, or two, or three, etc..

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 3:24:15 PM

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NEWS FLASH!

Think you've had some tough commute? Read on...

Just another fine free service from No Hope Publishing.

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it MySpace StumbleUpon LinkedIn Viadeo Hundreds of sheep strike cars after crash.
June 1, 2012 -- Updated 1234 GMT (2034 HKT)

400 sheep fall from an overpassSTORY HIGHLIGHTS
Hundreds of sheep die after the accident near Melbourne
One person is taken to the hospital
"I saw them coming down like a mountain," a witness says
(CNN) -- A truck carrying nearly 400 sheep tipped over while on an Australia overpass, sending the helpless animals tumbling down on shocked drivers below, CNN affiliate Network Ten reported.

The incident occurred Thursday night in Laverton North near Melbourne.

"We looked up and we could see the truck flip on its side and then the next minute, we were underneath and yeah, raining sheep doesn't happen everyday," said Kristy Davis, a witness.

Hannah Sidebottom, another witness, said the incident was a surprise.

"I saw them coming down like a mountain of, it looked like dirt but obviously wasn't, and then, there was nothing we could do they were literally on top of us," she told the affiliate.

Only one person was hospitalized, but the sheep did not fare as well. Less than 10 of them are expected to survive.

Animal welfare officials said the road was littered with dead and dying sheep.

"They were confronted with a very horrific, very distressing sight," the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said.



Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 5:19:59 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
NEWS FLASH!

Think you've had some tough commute? Read on...

Just another fine free service from No Hope Publishing.

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it MySpace StumbleUpon LinkedIn Viadeo Hundreds of sheep strike cars after crash.
June 1, 2012 -- Updated 1234 GMT (2034 HKT)

400 sheep fall from an overpassSTORY HIGHLIGHTS
Hundreds of sheep die after the accident near Melbourne
One person is taken to the hospital
"I saw them coming down like a mountain," a witness says
(CNN) -- A truck carrying nearly 400 sheep tipped over while on an Australia overpass, sending the helpless animals tumbling down on shocked drivers below, CNN affiliate Network Ten reported.

The incident occurred Thursday night in Laverton North near Melbourne.

"We looked up and we could see the truck flip on its side and then the next minute, we were underneath and yeah, raining sheep doesn't happen everyday," said Kristy Davis, a witness.

Hannah Sidebottom, another witness, said the incident was a surprise.

"I saw them coming down like a mountain of, it looked like dirt but obviously wasn't, and then, there was nothing we could do they were literally on top of us," she told the affiliate.

Only one person was hospitalized, but the sheep did not fare as well. Less than 10 of them are expected to survive.

Animal welfare officials said the road was littered with dead and dying sheep.

"They were confronted with a very horrific, very distressing sight," the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said.



You just can't make this shit up!! evil4 evil4 Lfunny
bat
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 5:33:46 PM

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WOW ..It's been busy here .. Just Hi and I'll play the juke-box Thax Sugar 4 the tunes GR8 choiceRegaeman Man

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Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 5:42:07 PM

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scooter
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 6:03:49 PM

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Good point Rump,
Think I'll just let Terrence be. I really don't think it's steroids anyways.
It's probably all the protein he gets from the hot nut dispenser.

Hey ya bat,
Whats shakin, besides Mother Nature and her fiery of fresh water she's dumped on the Memorial Golf Tourny down in Dublin OH.
She must not be too pissed off at Tiger Woods, he's leading after the second day.
Hey at least it's not raining sheepsheepholy
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 01, 2012 6:25:19 PM

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When I first came across that story, my warped mind went back to the famous 'flying turkeies' scene on the Loni Anderson sit-com, WKRP Cincinnati.

BAT deserves a gold star, or a cold beer, for her restraint in not playing, 'Mares Eat Oats, and Does Eat Oats and Little Lambs Eat Ivy.'

BTW, has anyone heard from, Nic?

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 6:43:45 AM

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Good morning fellow fellows and fellow-etts,
Rump, my eyes used to get big as softballs every time I saw Loni Anderson,
course, that was back before Burt Reynolds got hold of her.
Bat, you've got your choice of a cold beer or a gold star for your efforts.
Keep in mind though; you can't eat or drink the gold star..

I haven't heard from Nic. Rump. Why, what'd he do now?
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 8:26:56 AM

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Maybe they should have had Shaun in Oz we would have sorted out the mess....
scooter
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 8:34:48 AM

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sisters wrote:


Maybe they should have had Shaun in Oz we would have sorted out the mess....


That reminds me of the last good party at Rumps place sisters.
I loved the little drummer sheep's..(:
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 8:42:06 AM

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scooter wrote:


That reminds me of the last good party at Rumps place sisters.
I loved the little drummer sheep's..(:


Hope you took your wellies..... as well as this beer!


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Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 8:53:10 AM

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scooter wrote:
Good point Rump,
Think I'll just let Terrence be. I really don't think it's steroids anyways.
It's probably all the protein he gets from the hot nut dispenser.

Hey ya bat,
Whats shakin, besides Mother Nature and her fiery of fresh water she's dumped on the Memorial Golf Tourny down in Dublin OH.
She must not be too pissed off at Tiger Woods, he's leading after the second day.
Hey at least it's not raining sheepsheepholy


That time of the year again huh? I used to live not far from there at one time. Jack wasn't too far from where we were as a matter of fact. Laughed when I saw they renamed the freeway for him.
scooter
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 9:26:31 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:


That time of the year again huh? I used to live not far from there at one time. Jack wasn't too far from where we were as a matter of fact. Laughed when I saw they renamed the freeway for him.


Top of the morning to you chef K.
I've dedicated my weekend to this tournament, for the last several years actually.
You didn't ever see Jack on campus when you were a young gal ( 18 - 22 ) did you!
Which highway are you speaking of?
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 11:29:39 AM

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Greetings, Lushketeers. (sips Caffine Fairy coffee) (sighs with contentment)

While nobody has asked me, in my humble opinion, the powers that be named that highway after Big Jack so they could call friends from their car and claim they were, "...out driving Jack Nicklaus."

Still no word from Lush's one and only Matriarch, I take it. Wonder if she's outside grilling lambchops?

(finishes coffee, heads off for another cup)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 2:18:43 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Still no word from Lush's one and only Matriarch, I take it. Wonder if she's outside grilling lambchops?

(finishes coffee, heads off for another cup)

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Ain't ya read the new competition page it's been amended to $500 of lambchops first prize....
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 2:29:47 PM

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Sisters, that was, literally, laugh out loud funny. In fact, it almost made me spill my coffee. But I luvs ya anyway. :)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 3:03:45 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Sisters, that was, literally, laugh out loud funny. In fact, it almost made me spill my coffee. But I luvs ya anyway. :)

glasses8


Gee thanks. I wanna have a long tall drink with a straw please, any suggestions?

E xx
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Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 3:15:42 PM

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Hugs Pour Wine Regaeman Man Yeah Let's Have a LONG Island Iced tea... Drinks ALL around Rump, Please Let's show our new friend How we roll ...LoL 952-67 3601 wave sunny


And Keith is still Rock'in out Regaeman Man Hugs Pour Wine Sword Fight fish drunken


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 3:24:02 PM

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Well, there's the always popular, Devirginizer. Even I'm not sure just exactly what's in the thing (the mix arrives in an armored car) but it sure does break the ice at parties. Comes complete with straw and 'morning after' pill. Do you want a double or triple? ;)

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 3:28:28 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Well, there's the always popular, Devirginizer. Even I'm not sure just exactly what's in the thing (the mix arrives in an armored car) but it sure does break the ice at parties. Comes complete with straw and 'morning after' pill. Do you want a double or triple? ;)

glasses8


Seeesh sounds interesting best have one before DM arrives or there will be none left drunken
Michael
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 5:23:17 PM

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I like to start with a cold Brugal and coke with a twist of lime while the music starts to bring up some great memories...




Michael
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 5:24:19 PM

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Or in other words....
Hi



I am guessing the bar is open....


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you hoo
another fan...


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


bat
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 5:29:00 PM

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Wow thanks for cuming FtLMale... Let the Party begin Regaeman Man Pour Wine Hugs

Ok Sugar let do some Shak'in and Quake'in Regaeman Man Pour Wine Hugs

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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sugarbabe
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 5:31:32 PM

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ROCKIN AND ROLLIN BAT....
I'll be Bat OH I'll be back
d'oh!

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Michael
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 5:32:30 PM

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I had a bottle of Crown... with a big snake... anybody seen it?
...
The bottle...


I still have the snake... hehe


Hi Bat


Michael
Posted: Saturday, June 02, 2012 5:33:32 PM

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Good music here hehe



and just call me

Mike


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sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


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