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bat
Posted: Saturday, June 9, 2012 5:26:21 PM

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GR8 week-end ...Rump that "Bat out of Hell" did a number on me......Pint Drunk Hugs Pour Wine Regaeman Man


I NEED More to get bact to Normal ...LOL ...Please !drunken fish

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

bat
Posted: Saturday, June 9, 2012 5:37:14 PM

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Location: Teleporting anywhere I would like


Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 9, 2012 8:04:57 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

Joined: 7/3/2009
Posts: 3,311
Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Great song, BAT. I really love the Phil Rizzuto broadcast segment.

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
scooter
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 9:18:14 AM

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Location: Ohio
Good morning fellow brothers and sisters,
sister, you bring a whole new meaning to the term sisters.

Did you keep Rump out late hot tubing again chef?
He mentioned something about the bigger the pile of BS the better,
so here I am bs

It's been a rough week in the trench's, but worse than that, Lebron pulled another victory from his ass the other night, then the whole team teamed up to get the job done last night.
The chosen one man team actually got help from his team matescussing

Too bad Lebron don't play football, cause I'd come outta retirement, just to have a crack at him
(defensively of course).

Where in the heck is Algol, we need somebody to talk golf with. I hate basketball,
my two goofy brothers played that silly game.

Boys play basketball,
Girls play vollyball,
Men wrestle..
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 11:58:31 AM

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Hi to all the bar people - feelin a little crook today so i'll have a bottle of water, no ice or lemon.. puke
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 3:50:46 PM

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Hey Scoot. You're lookin good. Glad to say that I did keep Rump up late last night. He said he wanted to read the braille around my nipples. Something about it saying suck here in braille? dontknow I think he might have been pulling my leg. More than usual anyway.
Hey Sis! Hard days night last night? Hydrate, hydrate and then do it again. Here's a couple of Advil for ya.

Where's SugarBabe? I thought I heard a rumor that she and Bat were out catting around town looking for juke joints to dance at. evil4
Hold your hats everyone. Tomorrow is Monday.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 4:45:51 PM

Rank: The Right Rev of Lush

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Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Dearly beloved, it's time for vespers services here at the First Church of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers.

Today, let us contemplate the power of prayer. BAT posting, 'Passion in the Dashboard Light' should remind us all that few places witnessed more prayers than the interior of teenagers cars. Males tended to pray they'd get lucky, finally. Females prayed that her Romeo would not prove to be a, Minuteman, again. And afterward they both prayed the condom breaking would not lead to preggersville.

Can I have a big, Amen?

(BTW, Chef's boob braille actually says,.... No, better not. But it is a blessing, trust me. ;)

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
scooter
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 7:40:54 PM

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Amen Mr Rumpster,

Did ya check out those two nice little braille buttons Rump,
right there in the center of each side!
I'd say those two single braille buttons speak mountains of worldly words.

I always hold on to my hat when bat and sugarbabe are around chef.
My wallet and my jukebox quarters too..

Well, time for another week. I hope this heat subsides.
Guest
Posted: Sunday, June 10, 2012 10:59:13 PM

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first round here in the bar but ill take a stiff jack n coke. just one of those days.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 4:53:09 AM

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Location: Lost in the desert west of Apache Junction, USA
Morning, weekend washouts. It's Monday. Win some, lose some. At least the coffee is drinkable. Don't know where the Caffine Fairy and Busty are hiding out, but at least the CF left some of her liquid ambrosia.

Welcome to this port-a-potty in the weeds along the great information highway, Sprichler. Two pieces of very sound advice: Don't reach your hand into the hot pistachio nut dispenser to get a few freebies. That's where Terrance the Tarantula sleeps and he's cranky as hell if anybody other than Chef wakes him.

The other warning is pretty much common sense. But that being is short supply around here, let me warn you to NOT, I say again, NOT, sit downwind of Coma and Tose. They're the two semi-catatonic life-forms sitting over at the corner table.

(slides over coffee)

make yourself to home.

glasses8.

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Guest
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 10:07:42 AM

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You know what cracks me up about the coma and tose characters? I've been to bars, taverns and beer joints all over the world and they're in every single one of them in one form or another. That really makes me laugh. Probably cause it's so true.
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 1:27:21 PM

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Hey, Hey all you rumple dumplins.
Been serving up Bat out of Hell, huh?
I cheated on ya all and went to a real life concert
at bike week. My how things looked different.
Girls dressed in Victoria Secrete matching
panties and Bra. With knee high black boots.
I couldn't help but smack my own face to stop
from staring. Bikers and their Babes were everywhere.
Mostly dressed in black leather. Tattoos, Tattoos, and More Tattoos.
Bikes were amazing! Hundreds of them
all parked in a perfect line to be ogled at.
And something else I had never seen were girls with
Hula Hoops. With LED lights. They were good too.
It was dark so it was quite a show they put on. I know, I know,
but I live a quiet sheltered life and I am easily entertained.
I'll do a Bud today, anybody have a light?

Regaeman Man

Chef it is called the SugarShack...all ya need to enter is legs, hairy ones allowed.
and We never do anything nice & easy. We do it rough. so take Terrence for a walk, he would love it.



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 3:24:00 PM

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I just watched the video on the Archie's...Sugar Sugar
no wonder I am so ....I'll go get the Thesaurus and look it up.

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 4:29:15 PM

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The Archies and 'Sugar, Sugar.' Ah, bubblegum music. Just one more reminder that not all vinyl tracks back then contained immortal material. :)

Got a fresh bottle of 'Bat Out of Hell' whiskey for anyone wanting to end their Monday woes. Of course, truth be told, it would probably mean a really bad Tuesday, but in the immortal words of Miss Scarlett, "Tomorrow is another drunk."

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 4:30:25 PM

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ahuh? really I need a lite Bud. Regaeman Man

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 4:34:00 PM

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Bud Lite, evil4



sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 5:05:21 PM

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Do not watch if under the age of....




I tried to post it elsewhere, but...
shake it girl!!!
Would of liked being the audience back then!
He threw that chair!!

chef want to dance?

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 5:56:21 PM

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I am sick to death of gutless, pantie waist, mealy mouth, politically correct bullshit mother fuckers. Sometimes I could scream my motherfucking ass off at the top of my lungs and I'm pretty god damned sure if I saw half the people that I'm pissed off at I'd smack them dead in their god damned motherfucking mouths!!!

Ok. Stick a fork in me. I think I'm done. Christ it's no wonder I used to use drugs.
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:10:32 PM

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WOAH Chef
DEEP BREATH!


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:14:12 PM

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totally a Monday.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:16:30 PM

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Something tells me Chef's sensitivity training may be wearing off.

Sugar and I have just become 'friends' so I'm thinking we should go hide in a dark, sheltered corner where I can demostrate a bit of, Grade Four, Female Anatomy by Braille.

It's very scientific, honest.

Those last two vids are prime.

glasses8

RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:19:09 PM

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clum, or spritchler Hi. Whats your poison?


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


clum
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:24:26 PM

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sugarbabe wrote:
clum, or spritchler Hi. Whats your poison?


Normally I like gin but I've been on the cider tonight. I could murder a tequila shot, though.

I'm game for that dance, too, if you like?

sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:24:36 PM

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Whole Lota shakin going on
May be on my top 10 list

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:24:41 PM

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my poision of chocie would have to be something with a whiskey in it.
sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:26:19 PM

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Here ya go clumTikilla shot

Pint Drunk

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:27:57 PM

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Whiskey?


what goes with whiskey?


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:29:03 PM

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I'm not a bartender but I know I good one.


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:30:18 PM

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Hi HY whats your poison?


sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Monday, June 11, 2012 6:31:04 PM

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Mostly ice. a tasty one is whiskey, apple cider, and cinnamon. kinda fruity. but chill it and it goes great in the summer heat
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