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Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 1:58:18 PM

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 4:56:36 PM

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Don't know about the rest of you, but it's felt like Monday all day. Yeah, I know it's strange, but it's been one of those 'Blue Monday' days Vonegut warned us about.

Anyway, my solution to this calamity is to bring the Crown Royal out of its hid-e-hole and fix myself a double with soda.

What's that you say? Today really IS Monday. (stirs drink in a thoughtful sort of way) Well, bettter safe than sorry. Bottoms up.

glasses8

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Guest
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 6:05:24 PM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Don't know about the rest of you, but it's felt like Monday all day. Yeah, I know it's strange, but it's been one of those 'Blue Monday' days Vonegut warned us about.

Anyway, my solution to this calamity is to bring the Crown Royal out of its hid-e-hole and fix myself a double with soda.

What's that you say? Today really IS Monday. (stirs drink in a thoughtful sort of way) Well, bettter safe than sorry. Bottoms up.

glasses8


You'd better be careful. Dirty M has been sniffing around. If he sees you with that there won't be any left.
I've been inside of that Blue Monday all day Rump so I'm cooking up a storm to get my mind off my troubles. If I keep this up I'm going to balloon up in weight but I'll be a happy fatty. 110lbs here I come!!!
Baked ham with a bottle of beer over it and candied yams, sweet corn and homemade dinner rolls dripping in butter. I even baked a pumpkin pie today. Had to use canned pumpkin though. Shh, don't tell anybody. But I did whip up some homemade whipping cream. I think the beating of the cream helped my mood a little.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, June 18, 2012 6:20:46 PM

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Chef, please forgive me, but as a card-carrying dirty old fart, I just gotta note that someone beating my cream almost always improves my mood -- honest. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, June 19, 2012 5:36:05 AM

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Dang, didn't think that last, somewhat questionable play-on-words was that bad. (shakes head) You just never know.

Morning, seekers after and suppliers of, sultry smut.

The bad news is the Caffine Fairy is visiting her sister in, New Mexico. (note: I'd write 'Albuquerque' if I could figure out how to spell the fool place.) The good news is there's a fresh supply of Bailey's for those unwilling to face Busty's coffee without backup.

Think I'll shove a Waylon Jennings tape into the old 8-track and turn it up loud. The noise might attract a few customers and should knock some of the dust off Coma and Tose.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
bat
Posted: Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:00:08 AM

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Tantalizing Tues... Everyone ...I so much feel the love here ...I have 2 show U how much...ENJOYHugs Pour Wine Regaeman Man fish


Start pouring Please Rump....smooth (just like Y'all)

Scooter I still need help with that splinter..;)lol3601 wave 952-67

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LadySharon
Posted: Tuesday, June 19, 2012 11:48:01 AM

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Hello everyone! I got the job as social media content person on Saturday! My blog has a couple of new postings on there, and I'm adding more guest bloggers to the page, and thinking about having daily teasers. Anywho, I have to get back to uploading pictures and writing my competition story. Where's my strawberry daiquiri? Is anyone working behind the bar?

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Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, June 19, 2012 3:53:30 PM

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MEGA-CONGRATS, SHARON! One strawberry daiquiri coming up. But just a reminder, 'working' would not be an accurate description of what goes on behind this bar.

Afternoon, BAT. Care to join Sharon in one of dem daiquiris?

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:04:33 PM

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Hey Rumpster,

Your the man with the dumpster. I think Albuquerque is spelled; A L B U Q U E R Q U E.
DirtyMartini probly knows,, I kinda liked your play on words there.
How the heck is Lebron doing Rump, and the other two Kings?

Ever since that Brass and Copper coffee kettle came up missing,
DirtyMartini says; I'm not aloud behind the bar no more LadyS.
But I have some stuff inside my jacket for ya!

I'm gonna start that splinter removal and repair business soon,
I'm going to take all the scraps and make ply-woodRegaeman Man
DirtyMartini
Posted: Tuesday, June 19, 2012 4:19:22 PM

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Good Afternoon Lushketeers...I like that picture there Chef...reminds me, the doctor told me I needed stronger glasses, so I filled them with whiskey instead of wine...

Anyway, speaking of alcohol...and what other topic could possibly be of interest to this crowd? But anyway, since Sharon got a new job...and can now support the rest of us sorry types here...I think this calls for a celebration...

Who be buying the first round? Mr. Scooter...I think you should be "aloud" to buy a round...heck, since you got all that green rolling in from the splinter business...plus whatever else you got going on in the back room...

Get me a triple bourbon, with a double shot of bourbon on the side...and a tall bourbon chaser...

That should work for a start...
Cheers,
Alan.
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bat
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 12:14:24 AM

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Regaeman Man Hugs Pour Wine HAPPY HUMP DAY ;) ya'll Rump I thought U were breaking out the CROWN???
Enjoy...funny Smiles and HUGS all around 3601 wave sunny 952-67


Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 4:45:17 AM

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Good Morning, Lushland! Rejoice, dearly beloved, the Caffine Fairy is back from New Mexico. Seems she wasn't in Albur, Albe, uh, the capital of that fine state, but in, where else, Roswell at some sort of family reunion. I'm sure everyone is glad she and her coffee are back among us.

Scooter, seeing as how LaBron and Co. are up 3-1 over the Thunder, I suppose he's doing okay.

BAT, did you get an early start or are you just winding down from a no doubt interesting night?

DM, you better get some stress relief. There was an actual whiskey spill on the bar next to where you were standing. Wasting booze is not like you. By the way, Terrance took care of the problem and then slept really really well.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 9:52:55 AM

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t1517 Happy Hump Day all!

The Roommates Trilogy:
Roommates with Benefits
Roommates with Benefits: Snowed In
Roommates with Benefits: The Working Vacation is now available for your reading pleasure

Latest poem, Longing, is out now!

College Sex:



New story now available!
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 8:01:54 PM

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Hope you had a humping good day, Lady Sharon.

Guess everyone is slaving over their keyboards working on VIP contest entries. It's a little known fact that even the old Rumple-unit is cobbling together a new assault on good taste and the English language to inflict upon unsuspecting Lush readers. So it goes.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
bat
Posted: Wednesday, June 20, 2012 11:48:52 PM

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Regaeman Man Hugs Pour Wine Hi everybody...Just finished with the strip Bingo and the welcomes group and I need a cold one now if you Please ...any Crown left ?? and Scooter I really don't think you got All the splinter out dontknow anyway here's to Thirsty Thursday ...Enjoy Pour Wine Hugs



Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



http://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/my-own-slow-ride.aspx

scooter
Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2012 3:14:00 AM

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Good morning All,

That Terrance sure is one lucky little spider. I can see him now, all passed out and snuggled up
in chefs cleavage, again. I guess DM and the rest of us aren't the only ones getting free liquor around here.
Thanks for the up date on Lebron Rump. Unfortunately, I have already heard that Miami is up 3 - 1.
I was kind of secretly hoping that he wouldn't win his damned ring because rumer has it;
That if he didn't win a ring this year, he was considering moving back to Cleveland and begging for his job (and fans) back.

bat, I'm not sure what to tell you about that splinter?
Normaly I get the whole thing on the first tug. Guess I'll have to go "All in" after it then!

evil4
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2012 5:52:16 AM

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It's morning here in Lush's garden of good and evil. On the good side, there's Caffine Fairy coffee. On the other side there's a plate full of biscuits Busty made from scratch. (warning: approach with caution)

I've been thinking about a pen name for any story of mine Lush Publishing might be weak enough to include in an anthology. Apparently, Rumple Foreskin, comes off as: unprofessional, lewd, crude, tasteless, tacky, a bit too obvious, all of the above. :)

So far, the only thing I've come up with is, F. O. Reskin. Any thoughts or suggestions would be depreciated.
:)
glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2012 1:05:43 PM

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ok rumple, depreciated?
2 tapps over.
I'll think on it.
I'll look it up,
I'll sleep on it,
and then, I'll give you a reply.
evil4

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


scooter
Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2012 3:17:23 PM

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You could call yourself; Rumplestiltskin, Revern Rumple

coffee
scooter
Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2012 3:22:50 PM

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Or RumpDe_Writer

Pint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2012 6:57:20 PM

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Thanks for thinking, Sugar. I tried doing that once but gave it up as a bad habit.

Scooter, your suggestions have moved ahead of the former runner-up, Single-digit IQ Running Dumb Ass, which has a nice catchy ring to it but might be a tad long for a pen name. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2012 9:36:48 PM

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Lfunny

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Michael
Posted: Thursday, June 21, 2012 10:17:19 PM

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Hi Gang,
Sugar are you here? Can i offer anyone a smooth Scotch on the rocks???

Pour Wine


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 5:37:21 AM

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Morning, lusters after the Lush life. Congratulations, you made it to Friday. It might even be Saturday by now in the great down under. Life is good, even if you hate the Miami Heat.

To celebrate, there's plenty of K-Mart brandy, Sam's Club cognac, Walgreen's rum, a generic brand of something supposed to taste a bit like Bailey's and, of course, Bat Out Of Hell, whiskey to help hide the taste of Busty's coffee.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Michael
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 7:10:24 AM

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Celebration continues on Friday... Okay, I admit it, I do live in South Florida -Go Heat!

Right now I am thinking a shot of Bat Out of Hell in my Busty's Coffee and spin a nice oldie.



sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 9:16:30 AM

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Hey rump....thought of one


The Sombrero Man coffee

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 11:18:56 AM

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(slides over a double Long Island Tea) Here you go, Sugar. Many thanks. I know your heart's in the right place, it's the gray matter that worries me just a bit. Still, let me say with no fear of contradiction that your suggested pen name is one of the best received so far.;)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
scooter
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 1:46:46 PM

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Hey FtLMale,
I can forgive you for being from south Florida, But I gotta think about being a Miami Heat fan.
I mean they did buy their championship after all. But teams have been doing that for years.
My youngest son wrestled Lebron's best friend his senior year ( best match I've ever seen )
Anyhow, Lebron was at the tournament, and after the match the dude introduced Brandon to Lebron. I Know many people that have met Lebron or know him, and they all say he's a hell of a nice guy.
My problem is; anybody that good, that blames his team mates for his lack of a championship ring
needs his ass beat.
Lebron had many chance's to win the big games, but chose to choke instead.
He even helped lose the first gold medal in US Olympic basketball history.
And he calls himself the King?
In my opinion, a good ball player forms himself around the rest of the team and then they call it
team work.
Well, since you played that fine Beatles song, I will forgive you on both charges

How about "Gunner" Rump or 1stgunner
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:10:23 PM

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Good afternoon Lushketeers...that double Long Island Ice tea looks good there Reverend, what are the chances of me getting one of those? Or shouldn't I ask...hope I don't have to be from Long Island...

It may not be Florida, but it has been damn hot around here lately...I was going to get an ice cream earlier, but it ain't looking good at the moment...


Anyway, just stopped by to bum a drink...hope all is well...
Cheers,
Alan.
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bat
Posted: Friday, June 22, 2012 2:26:14 PM

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Regaeman Man Hugs Pour Wine Hello y'all wave I'll have one of those Long Island ice teas PLEASE...
and just so ya know Scooter , Lebron sucks and this is what I think about your Heat .....

I'm Really gonna need that drink NOW... LOL GO BUCKS 3601 952-67
Have a GR8 week-end sunny violent3

I have some Ice Cream for ya DM..mmmmmm

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