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sugarbabe
Posted: Monday, June 25, 2012 10:31:55 PM

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Hey Rumple....





Hey Rumple.....






I heard a new ...............new pen name

Leggs

Magoo...

gotta go!

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


scooter
Posted: Monday, June 25, 2012 11:26:47 PM

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I think sugarbabe wants to start posting her music again.

Thanks swell,

RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, June 26, 2012 5:07:13 AM

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Morning, lustful legions of Lush. Today's coffee is another heapin' helpin' of the Caffine Fairy's ambrosia. There's also some Danish Busty found passed out near the dumpster. Judging from its aroma, this one may be a bit past the 'sell buy' date.

Sugar, isn't 'Leggs' a brand of panty hose? Just asking.

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scooter
Posted: Tuesday, June 26, 2012 10:19:12 AM

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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, June 26, 2012 1:06:28 PM

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That pretty much says it all, Scooter. (slides over a double Long Island Tea) Here you goNow use this to take a couple salt tabs, then rest your over-heated brain in a cool place. :)

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The_Young_Swell
Posted: Tuesday, June 26, 2012 6:38:23 PM

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Great, Scooter, but of all the Angelina Jolie’s Leg meme photos that I’ve seen, this is still the best.





But that’s only my opinion. I really haven’t a leg to stand on.

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:32:14 AM

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Good morning Rumpster, and swell.

Thanks for the double Long Island Tea Rump.
I don't get too excited when my brain over heats, it's only just a tiny little problem.

Nice pic. swell,
Miss piggy has much nicer legs than Angolina. I don't know how Brad puts up with them?

Were starting to get a little turbulence from Debbie doing the whole East coast,
but should still prove to be a good day for golfing

Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:35:35 AM

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Good morning, my fellow Lushies!

Haven't stopped by in a while, hope there's some nice, strong coffee on the go? I could sure use one!

It's a driech, wet day here in Scotland, so I'm determined to get a load of work done...

Hope you're all well.
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:46:51 AM

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Hi mazza,

It's great to see you and your nice set of bubbles around again!

If your having a driech of a day, maybe we should all head to a nice gig somewheres.

Grab a few bottles, and I'll bring the stuff,,

Regaeman Man
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:50:48 AM

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Morning, denizens of this den of delightful debauchery. (slides cup of the Caffine Fairy's coffee over to, Mazza) With the CF providing mercy shipments, there's been a seismic upgrade in coffee quality around here. However, be advised that Busty still slips in a pot of her own brew now and then so stay on alert -- even if the 'lert' keeps bitching about the situation.

Speaking about situations worthy of a good, old-fashioned bitch. Temps hit 109 yesterday here in East Luckenback. That's a new all-time record high for June. We are not amused, trust me, but we are sweaty. Therefor and forthwith, iced coffee with a stiff shot of Costco brandy will be today's special.

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LadySharon
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 10:51:12 AM

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HI, rump. an iced tea sounds good. It's supposed to hit 100+ tomorrow and I'll walk around in my birthday suit for the occasion. I went to a job fair and the place was so crowded, people were turned away towards the end of the fair. I'm going back under my air conditioner and get to writing.

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sugarbabe
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 2:59:49 PM

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Hi to all you over heated Lushkin bumpkins.
I hope you all are wearing your deodorant!
That could be what you're smelling Mr. rumple.
That was supposed to Leggs Magoo. Not just the pantie hose name.
But I'll keep you in mind for another pen name.
Hope ya all stay dry and drink lots of fluids,
so no one dehydrates in this heat wave. And what better place to do
that then in Rumps Place!!!!!

Pint Drunk Pint Drunk Pour Wine Pour Wine

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


The_Young_Swell
Posted: Wednesday, June 27, 2012 7:37:20 PM

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I don’t know why but somehow Muppets and 180-proof sarsaparilla just ain’t cutting it for me. We need a little racket and rhythm around here.

Jayne Mansfield’s no punishment, either.





The Girl Can’t Help It (1956) starring Jayne Mansfield, Tom Ewell and Edmond O’Brien (not to mention an uncredited Phil Silvers as the Milkman) featuring the music of Little Richard, Fats Domino, Eddie Cochran, The Platters and many more

Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:33:45 AM

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Morning, searches for sex, suds and satiation. The Caffine Fairy dropped off a strong, dark roast this morning. Says it'll wake us up now and make great iced coffee later when the temp spikes.

Ah, Jayne MansfieldJust your typical, run-of-the-mill Texas sex pot. (warning: old fart moment) Back in the day, a car load of us sophistacated, suave, worldly-wise LSU guys went to a drive-in to see her nudie flick, 'Promises, Promises'. So we're all sitting in the car, drinking beer and maintaining our cool. Then she comes on-screen topless -- and the windshield immediately fogs up. Faster than the proverbial speeding bullet, the heads of four bug-eyed cinema buffs (or buffs of the fuff, as the case may be) shoot out of the car's windows as they struggle to get their money's worth, visually speaking, of Ms Mansfield's enchanting epidermis.

And now, y'all know the real reason I went blind. :)

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Buz
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:47:43 AM

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Rumpy it's hard to imagine that you LSU guys were not already drunk when you arrived at the theater. You know, keeping up that LSU image. Being a UGA guy myself, they usually patted us down for booze at the ticket window!

How often did you and your buddies hit New Orleans for the weekend? I've enjoyed some great parties there!

Time for some coffee...




Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:09:22 AM

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Man that woman was loaded in curves wasn't she? I miss woman with curves being popular and in the media, news and movies.


This does not have curves. Is not womanly imo.
scooter
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 10:33:30 AM

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RumpleForeskin wrote:
Morning, searches for sex, suds and satiation. The Caffine Fairy dropped off a strong, dark roast this morning. Says it'll wake us up now and make great iced coffee later when the temp spikes.

Ah, Jayne MansfieldJust your typical, run-of-the-mill Texas sex pot. (warning: old fart moment) Back in the day, a car load of us sophistacated, suave, worldly-wise LSU guys went to a drive-in to see her nudie flick, 'Promises, Promises'. So we're all sitting in the car, drinking beer and maintaining our cool. Then she comes on-screen topless -- and the windshield immediately fogs up. Faster than the proverbial speeding bullet, the heads of four bug-eyed cinema buffs (or buffs of the fuff, as the case may be) shoot out of the car's windows as they struggle to get their money's worth, visually speaking, of Ms Mansfield's enchanting epidermis.

And now, y'all know the real reason I went blind. :)

glasses8


On that note, I'm gonna close my eyes and imagine Jane, topless
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 12:59:05 PM

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Open your eyes for a moment, Scooter.





This is Jayne Mansfield from back in the day
when the Atomic Energy Commission wasn't
the only government agency worrying about
fallout.






Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
sugarbabe
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 2:26:43 PM

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Just for you Bat!!!!!!





sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


Guest
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:14:44 PM

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The_Young_Swell wrote:
Open your eyes for a moment, Scooter.





This is Jayne Mansfield from back in the day
when the Atomic Energy Commission wasn't
the only government agency worrying about
fallout.






Pretty bewbies and my gate doesn't even swing that way.
AngelHeart01
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:16:50 PM

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Hey all ... Happy Thursday!

We have had the most beautiful weather here (with no humidity, and the perfect breeze here and there).
Today was so Hot and Humid, and we are expected to have it around for a spell.

Thought I would drop in and cool off.

I could use something wet and cold, and just the sounds of people talking to one another.


CHEERS!
scooter
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 4:27:50 PM

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Something sure smells nice around here today Rump, couldn't be Coma and Tose could it be?

Your gate only swings one way Huh chef? My gates swinging towards Jane at the moment,
that pic. was worth your efforts swell.

Nice to see you AngelHeart01,
I heard you were looking for something cold and wet, so I went out and got you a nice box of beer.

Pull up a stool there and I'll help you polish these babies off




Regaeman Man
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 6:09:33 PM

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Welcome to this pot hole on the info highway, Angel. Dang decent of Scooter to offer you some beer and then offer to help you drink same. That man's got manners he ain't never used. :)

For those of you who might have been wondering, a quick check of Wikipedia revealed the following figures about Jayne Mansfield's figure: 40-21-35. Another figure relating to her was she being the mother of five (5) kids she acquired the old fashioned way. IMHO, both are impressive statistics.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 7:18:53 PM

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Besides her measurements, Jayne was Playmate of the Month in February 1955, made Blackwell's Worst-Dressed List in 1961 along with Marilyn Monroe, Sophia Loren and Shirley MacLaine (something is definitely fishy with that Blackwell fella), spoke five languages, had an I.Q. reputed to be 163, and had the torpedo-shaped front bumper extensions introduced on several American-made automobiles in the late-1950's nicknamed after her.

Oh, yeah, Jayne turned down the role of Ginger Grant in "Gilligan's Island,” and with Sophia Loren appeared in one of the all-time funniest classic candid celebrity shots from 1957.




Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
bat
Posted: Thursday, June 28, 2012 8:02:48 PM

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Starting Vacation Friday !!! So If your looking trying to find me you can Look me up in Put-in-Bay



Thanks Sugarbabe Let's get this Party started!!!Regaeman Man Hugs Pour Wine fish

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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 8:51:27 AM

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I've been to Put-In-Bay before. They used to have decent wine.
scooter
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 9:14:34 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
I've been to Put-In-Bay before. They used to have decent wine.


Good morning chef,

Rump must be busy hitch hiking up to Put-in-Bay this morning?
Personally, I wish the whole Lush scene would show up!
Apparently it's the big 4th of July bash up my way and I forgot.
Thank goodness bat's here to remind me.

They still do have many Vineyards on the Islands, and the wine keeps getting better with age..
Pat Daily owns a bar on Put-in-Bay and does nightly shows if he's available.
He' has to be pretty damned wasted to be "not available" so chance's are; you'll see a great show if you make it. (:

Well, if bat ever makes it, I'm sure I'll be enjoying some bat-outta-hell whisky soon,,,

Pint Drunk Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 9:28:50 AM

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Who's Pat Daily?
I had a good time when I went up there. I was a kid, like 15ish but had a ball.
scooter
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 10:07:33 AM

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Pat Daily is a Local musician chef.
He has been compared to Jimmie Buffet by 85% of his fans.
His comment to that is; When Jimmie Buffet starts playing my music, I'll start playing his.
Pat also owns a mansion in Key West Florida. He is the Head Liner at Sloppy Joe's in Key West on Thursday nights in the winter times.
Wify and I happened on to him in a small bar down there some 6 years ago.
His agent asked me for a cig. and after seeing him tuck the cig. behind his ear, I asked if he would like another so as he could smoke immediately.
He claimed it wasn't for him, it was for Pat later that evening. I laughed when he introduced Pat to Pam and I, and I said something like; Bull crap dude, I've seen Pat some 15 years ago, and he looked at least 15 years younger back then.(:

Pat took an immediate liking to Pam and I and after 6 or 8 beers (that I bought) and several cigarettes. He invited us on a journey down to Sloppy Joe's, his treat!
He loved Pam, and the two walked (stumbled) arm in arm, on down to Sloppy's.
Me and his agent laughed the whole time at the antics of those two.

I would say; it was the wildest night we've ever encountered, especially after his agent brought forth the brownies with little green herbs embedded in them...(:

This is the reason I'll be heading to puttin Bay this weekend chef.

Your all welcome,
scoot
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 10:37:37 AM

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Wow, brownies with green M&M's. Sounds great. You Buckeye folks really know how to have a good time. ;)

Sorry about being AWOL this morning. (BTW is there any coffee?) Leggy spent a fair slug of last weekend at the nut house so she declared this a three-day, pre-4th of July, weekend, and we both slept in this AM.

glasses8


Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

Feels So Right, It Can't Be WrongMore steamy, seductive, straight step-sibling sex, 2-3

FROM:
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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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