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scooter
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 10:50:16 AM

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Here you go Mr Rumpster,

I had two cups flown in from Australia,
just for you and Leggy.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 11:55:29 AM

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Scooter, (sip) you are a real human being. (slurp I don't care what Dirty Martini keeps saying about you, honest.

BTW, Busty is out looking for ingrediants to make some brownies like you enjoyed down in Key West. However, so far she's having trouble locating her contact, Mandrake the Mummified. But she is persistent.

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sugarbabe
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 12:05:06 PM

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Laughter....the best medicine for what ails you.
And Ale for what doesn't.

Pint Drunk

Ah yes, Put in Bay.
The playground of the wild and crazy.
I'm ready....lets roll. Well need to catch that damn boat first.
and a special drink. Lets see maybe sex on the beach and then a Tequila Sunrise.
drunken

Have a great and safe weekend all!

Big Hugs

sex is like a joke...it's only good if you get it


bat
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 12:48:13 PM

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OK vacation has officially started I will be there soon ... Don't forget the Barge party starts it off Sat. Pour Wine


Let the good times roll ..And don't forget the Full Moon will be out ...and I will be Howling toast
Have a GR8 4th everybody...Be safe and Have FUN ;)

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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bat
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 2:30:23 PM

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My 2 cents Sorry Scooter I saw this and thought of you ...LOL last one I know Hugs Pour Wine



Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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Guest
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 4:07:23 PM

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Isn't Catawba something or other around there too? I don't know why but I think I remember that name as well.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 4:52:13 PM

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Thank you for that uplifting song, BAT. While the lyrics are first-rate, philosophically speaking, let me suggest the following ending tag: but it sure helps. :)

Like I say, JAS.

To keep the weekend celebration humping right along, Rumplations is proud to donate a half gal. bottle of, Red Neck Revenge Liquor. It's another fine product of, Big Bubba Bottlers. And for those of a more refined sensibility, there's plenty of 'Bat Out Of Hell Whiskey' available for a nominal cost.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 4:59:10 PM

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Hey ya chef,

Yes, Catawba Island isn't actually an Island, although it does have a nice Lite House.
It's about 6 miles before Port Clinton heading west from Sandusky.
Real close to Camp Perry, which is a military firing range out over the Lake.
Just down the street from Davis Bessie, the next nuclear power plant to have a near melt down...):

Sounds to me like you and hubs need to come back to Ohio so I can refresh your memory chef.

We just had a storm pass with tornado warnings. Good thing wify and I didn't try floating to the islands tonight.
Tomorrow is the big barge bash, right here in Sandusky Bay about 13 miles away.
The Islands will wait.

Any good brownies yet Rump!

Regaeman Man
Guest
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 5:54:05 PM

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snorting I miss Cedar Point. But that's about it. My mother in law and ex husband live in Ohio and that's just too close. I'll stay waaay down here thanks.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 5:59:26 PM

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The ongoing lecture: Ohio Geography 101 is a fine free service of, Drunk As A Skunk Online College, "Your place for really higher education."
Sorry, Scooter. So far,
Busty has been a bust, so to speak, when it comes to finding, Mandrake the Mummified. Word has it he mayt be doing undercover work for the next 90 days in the county bastille.

(maybe someone will post 'Jailhouse Rock' in his honor)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
scooter
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 11:00:29 PM

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f-hihi I'm just sitting here laughing at you guys,

cause I can't spell right now.

Plus I can't post Jail House Rock,

sorry Rump. We've been making Mary,

I mean merry.

Regaeman Man
bat
Posted: Friday, June 29, 2012 11:50:51 PM

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Ok Rump I here ya ... Just Partying before the Party Pour Wine Hugs Regaeman Man U asked 4 it///Enjoy



Pour Wine Hugs Regaeman Man toast 952-67 3601 wave sunny thumbright bates

Infinite Love IS the Only Truth...Everything else IS Illusion!



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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:23:46 AM

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Weekend greetings to all ye Lushers and Lushettes. What we done gone and got today for all the USA ttypes is dry martinis for all those dumked by Debbie and Long Island Tea for everyone scorched by high temps. Don't know what the weather is like down under and in the UK, but those folks don't go anywhere without their own drink of choice so we'll just focus on providing them with refills.

Many thanks for 'Jailhouse Rock', BAT. To my own surprise, it may be my fav Elvis video.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:57:15 AM

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Good Afternoon my fellow Lushes of Lush...not even going to ask why you like "Jail House Rock" so much Reverend, but I'm fairly certain there may be a story behind that one...

Since I see you have martinis and Long Island Ice tea...yeah, that ought to work for now...give me a double martini with a Long Island Ice Tea chaser...

Anyway...hey Chef, I didn't know you were from Ohio...you and Scooter were neighbors? No wonder you moved down south...

Anyway...I be back later...
Cheers,
Alan.
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The_Young_Swell
Posted: Saturday, June 30, 2012 12:57:16 PM

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In light of recent events, I’d like to point out that exactly one hundred and fifty-three years ago today, on June 30th, The Great Blondin (aka Jean-François Gravelet ), became the first person to cross the Niagara Falls gorge on a tightrope. The tightrope was a cable three-and-a-quarter inches in diameter, eleven hundred feet long, and one hundred and sixty feet above the water.







Undoubtedly, posters at RumpleForeskin’s Honky Tonk and Cyber Bar will be interested to know that halfway across, Blondin stopped to lower a rope to the first incarnation of the Maid of the Mist, and pull up a bottle to refresh himself before continuing on to the Canadian side. I could find no record of the contents of that bottle, but feel confident, considering the era, that any contemporary reports would have claimed it was Champagne.

Subsequently, The Great Blondin walked the falls many times under various theatrical handicaps — blindfolded, in a sack, pushing a wheelbarrow, on stilts, carrying his manager physically as well as financially, and once by sitting down midway above the gorge where he cooked and ate an omelet.

With that brief note from History, I'd like to wish all American Lushes, a happy Fourth of July Holiday, but before you drive home, please make certain you can walk a straight line.


Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 30, 2012 4:17:56 PM

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That was funny YS.

Not neighbors Alan but we've sure walked over or sometimes in our cases crawled over the same dirt once or twice.

Now I've found something I want to try so here we go fellow lushes. Limoncello. I love Italy.


This is the first recipe I found but, the next one I post will be the one I'm going to try. Of course I'm going to share with you all.




Guest
Posted: Saturday, June 30, 2012 4:18:38 PM

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Here's the second one that I think I'm going to do.

scooter
Posted: Saturday, June 30, 2012 10:17:54 PM

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I'm still waiting for bat to show up,

I'm starting to think the new wings, full moon thing aint working?

Come ere bat of my parting life,,,

post a video for me????

scooterRegaeman Man
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, July 1, 2012 11:59:11 AM

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(ring, ring, ring, ring) Uh, Brother Young Swell, that's enough bell ringing (ring, ring, ring, ring ( I said, you can stop ringing that ... bell! (ring, ring, ring, ring) Say what, Busty? Oh, he can't hear on account of the bell ringing. Got it. (ring, ring, ring, ring) Okay, tell you what, you stand right in front of him and take off your t-shirt. (ring, ring, ri....) Whew, many thanks, Sister Busty. No don't worry about putting that t-shirt back on. Don't want to, uh, mess up your hair.

Sisters and Brothers, as noted by Brother Young Swells enthusiastic bell ringing, it is once again time for services here at the First Chursh of the Burning Bush and Discount House of Lickers.

Brother Scooter has suggested, somewhat suggestively IMHO, that Sister Busty be induced to sing a solo at today's service. Though naturally shy and retiring, she has agreed to this proposition and will give us her special, no doubt uplifting, version of, Joy To The World. Meanwhile, our choir, The Amazing Graces, collection plates in hand, will be working the crowd, I mean, mingling with the congregation.

Dearly beloved, it is Independence Day week here in the States. As I look back over this country's history and think about great military moments like the Battle of the Little Big Horn, inspirational leaders such as Presidents Grant, Harding, and Nixon, and considering such great contributions to the world's culture as the Hula Hoop and the Edsel, I'm reminded of a line from the movie, Nashville: We must be doing SOMETHING (emphasis mine) right, 'cause we've made it 200 years.

Can I have a big, Amen?

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
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a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 1, 2012 3:47:36 PM

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RAMEN my sombrero wearing Rev.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 2, 2012 6:06:37 AM

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Morning to all who wonder as they wander, and vice versa. There's Caffine Fairy coffee and hot honey buns for those who like 'em that way, and you know who you are.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, July 2, 2012 7:14:34 AM

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bat wrote:
Starting Vacation Friday !!! So If your looking trying to find me you can Look me up in Put-in-Bay


Hey! My family maintains a house on Lake Erie, We can see Put in bay from the sunroom!! (We are in Lakeside, By Marblehead)


Rumple, I need something a lot stronger than cofffee. Its monday, I had a long weekend. Its time to get my drink and forget all the shit(some figurative, some literal) I've had to deal with the past few day!


Dirty_D
Posted: Monday, July 2, 2012 7:18:25 AM

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chefkathleen wrote:
snorting I miss Cedar Point. But that's about it. My mother in law and ex husband live in Ohio and that's just too close. I'll stay waaay down here thanks.


Exactly how I feel, although it is beautiful on the lake this time of year!


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Posted: Monday, July 2, 2012 7:47:05 AM

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It is pretty up there. I'll admire it from afar.evil4
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 2, 2012 10:58:54 AM

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(slides a double Long Island Tea over to Chef and a triple to Naughty Nurse)

There are those who intone, "You can't run away from your problems." To them, let me suggest that while that may be true on one plain, on another it is also true that 1000 miles of breather room can do a marvelous job keeping thos problems at a distance. :)

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
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Sips ma drink.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 2, 2012 4:46:30 PM

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Need a refill? Only the finest Idaho vodka was used in making that drink.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 2, 2012 6:27:24 PM

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Well I'm feeling very butthurt... Apparently someone reported me for smutty comments!!

Sheesh!! I wasn't even going for smutty!! Damn... Maybe I should?

Well, at least I have booze and cigarettes... With Bacchus as my witness... I will get through this...

Can't believe lush gave me my final final final warning!!! Again!!!
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:43:06 AM

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Good morning Rump and company,

Sorry I missed Sundays service Rump,
I was out searching for a few good smutty comments to top mazza's.
Nice to see you again mazz. I was thinking about reporting you for the lack of smutty comments.
I guess it's a bit late for all that?

Hey naughtynurse,

We have a whole gaggle of people from Northern Ohio around here, I see.
I have peeps from Lakeside. I worked with a few guy's from that little berg,
and went to school with two gorgeous ladies that grew up there!
What year did you graduate, you might be one of them.

Anyways, I owe you a big Amen on that sermon that I missed Rump,
and chef, I got a big kick out of your melting dog there.
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