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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 5:34:08 AM

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Morning, Mazza and all good commenters. :) For those wondering about Mazza's message, while trying to reply to a very kind, recent comment she made on one of my stories 'Nice Can Be Very Nice' I managed to click the 'report comment abuse' tag. As I mentioned to her and later to Gav in my apology, being blind is tough enough. Combine that with terminal stoopidity and it makes for some precarious posts.

Anyway, the good news is there's plenty of Caffine Fairy coffee including a pot of room temp brew set aside for those wanting iced coffee.
Enjoy.
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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
scooter
Posted: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 3:51:35 PM

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Hey Rump,

That's too funny, fellow follower of the house of the burning bush.
I heard chef had a red bush, or two!

Did that really happen Rump?
Don't feel bad my friend, I can do way dummer things than that,
and I still seem to be able to see yet.

Well, here's to all of life's blunders,
Happy fourth a july.

Pint Drunk
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 5:42:00 PM

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Yep, I done done it, Scooter. As many have observed, I've got brains I ain't never used. :)

Just started a P.D. James mystery, "The Private Patient." I'm a sucker for openings that 'hook' readers. This one is now somewhere very high on my fav list.

"On November the 21st, the day of her 47th birthday and three weeks and two days before she was murdered, Rhoda Gradwin went to Harley Street to keep a first appointment with her plastic surgeon,and there, in a consulting room designed, so it appeared,to inspire confidence and allay apprehension, would make the decision which would lead inexorbly to her death."

(note: I transcribed this from a recorded version. All spelling and punctuation errors are mine. I'm not even sure if she used numbers for the date and age or spelled them out.)

To me, this is one of the best 'long' openings I've come across. It's not punchy and there are no 'action points' but IMO the average reader would never put the book down after reading that sentence.

Any thoughts, I mean about the sentence. Nothing need ever be said about Rumplator thoughts on the subjects of sex and booze, or vice versa.

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Guest
Posted: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 5:42:34 PM

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Did someone say they wanted to pet my red kitty? She's all trimmed and purring like... well, like a kitten.
Tomorrow is a holiday here and the "husband unit" has it off. Making homemade spaghetti and sauce for lunch and then burgers on the grill at night after a few brew and the fireworks.
Happy Independence from Great Britain!
The_Young_Swell
Posted: Tuesday, July 3, 2012 7:51:24 PM

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I experienced a remarkable occurrence over this past holiday weekend. (It is past in Canada. We celebrate on July 1st, Benedict Arnold’s birthday.

I came rushing over to the Honky Tonk, ringing a bell to inform Rumple that his still had caught fire. (What you didn’t know Rump had his own still? How else can he afford these prices?)

Anyway, I heard someone mention something about a Sister Busty and the next thing I knew a strapping lass came through the door and flashed me.

Well, I immediately forgot all about Rumple’s soon-to-be-airborne still and tried to take in all of the magnificently-endowed female pulchritude visible before me.

Mere mortal eyes, however, can neither conceive of, nor encompass such stupendous visions without some defense. To protect my poor enfeebled wits, my mind rapidly blew every fuse it possessed.

Now I can recall but hazily the glory which was unfolded – not to mention unclothed – before my eyes. I see but glimpses of the wonder, and then my mind switches to other images, equally majestic in its vast beauty perhaps, but ones not quite so likely to engender thoughts of conquest in the male psyche.





It was a profoundly moving religious experience of no common order, I am certain.

And I have no notion of where Rump’s still landed




Always drink upstream from the herd and never miss a good chance to shut up..
scooter
Posted: Wednesday, July 4, 2012 4:27:52 AM

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Sure chef,
never thought you'd ask. My question is; where do you start!


I can only wonder whether your pet and my pet are compatible?


Sounds like a relaxing day kathleen. Will you and your hubby unit be doing a little
skinny dipping in your ce-ment pond today!


DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, July 4, 2012 11:34:24 AM

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Good Afternoon Lushketeers...see we have a few dedicated types hanging out for the holiday...I see Young Swell seems to be catching on to this place, though it don't exactly take a rocket surgeon to figure this place out...nice of Chef to bring her red kitty by so we can all take turns petting it...

Scooter, I myself never make plans anymore...especially after reading this, and she does have a good point here if I say so myself...


And Miss Mazza...I find it truly hard to believe you may have offended someone with smutty comments...all I can say is it certainly didn't happen in this bar, most of the patrons here aren't conscious enough to know where they are, let alone report anyone...as if anything you could come up with would really offend anyone here...Coma and Tose would be flattered that you talked to them, let alone find anything offensive...

Anyway, what we drinking today on this holiday-type day? I would think there would be open bar with a keg in the middle of the room...

Hey Rump, get me a pitcher of beer and I'll figure out a way to pay you later...you know I'm good for it...

Cheers,
Alan.
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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 4, 2012 1:35:36 PM

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Between T.Y. Swell, Scooter and Dirty Martini, what passes for my mind is left in a state of high boggletude. Anyway, there's plenty of Lone Star beer to go around and/or come back up, as the case may be.

And now, for something really spectacular:

Today is the US of A's 236 birthday as an independent country, AND it's my third birthday as a resident alien here in Lushland. Wahoo!

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
DirtyMartini
Posted: Wednesday, July 4, 2012 2:39:30 PM

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That's interesting there Reverend that you and this country celebrate such an important milestone together...btw, it says on your profile page you joined July 3...and I have the same issue, it says on the forum thingy that I joined Oct. 20, though I'm quite certain it was Oct. 19 as it says on my page...

No matter...just an excuse to celebrate two days...pass some of that there Lone Star stuff...wouldn't want it to sit there and evaporate...


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Guest
Posted: Wednesday, July 4, 2012 3:08:24 PM

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Been out by the pool but forgot my clothes. Ah well. It's fun anyway.
Found this and got a chuckle. Pretty sure if I had a daughter I'd tell her this.




One of my Hubby's Marine buddies dropped of this keg of beer for the fun at Rumplations. He said any place that's run by someone named Rumpleforeskin really needs a kegger. Cheers.





I also found something to keep DM and Scooter busy. So I bought one for each of them.


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Wednesday, July 4, 2012 3:11:01 PM

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(slides large, frosted schooner of Lone Star towards Alan)

Afternoon, DM. Yeah, I'd noticed that but in the great scheme of things, decided it didn't rate bugging Gav. As you said, just an excuse for an extra day of celebration -- not that an excuse is ever needed around here.

Enjoy the Lone Star. :)

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:57:33 AM

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Morning Lushers on land and all ships at sea. There's Caffine Fairy coffee for all those in need of a get-along in their step. Hope all your rockets shot off on cue and glared with a bright crimson hue.

Now if someone will please remove the sparklers from the ears of Coma and Tose we can get down to some serious debauching.

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FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
scooter
Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:11:53 AM

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Laughing out loud,
I'm too busy playing with my new gismo here to post anything creative.
I kinda like just playing with the spout on this thing!

Big Hugs Thanks chef~K
scoot
Buz
Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:51:34 AM

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I hope y'all had a great 4th of July. I ran in the Peachtree Road Race. We then had a cookout & boated on the lake. I attended the Atlanta Symphony's outdoor patriotic concert last night and saw an awesome fireworks show afterward. It was all fun.







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Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 7:18:02 AM

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I envy you Buz. It sounds like a lot of fun.
Scoot. The one thing that could possibly be wrong with that thing is that if might not be as cold as I like my brew. But it does look fun. And you're welcome!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 8:01:00 AM

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Good Morning there Fine Inhabitants of LushLand...um, Chef...what the heck is that suit anyway? Did they have a fire sale at a hazmat warehouse or something? Maybe I'll give mine to Scooter so he can have two...

Hey Rump...I think those sparklers in the ears of Coma and Tose may have been left there from last year's Fourth of July celebration...can't recall at the moment...

Yeah Buz, that whole boating thing sounds like fun...not sure about that Peach Schnapps road race though...anything involving running distances greater than from the keg to the restroom is beyond my speed...

So, what fine palatable liquid-like substance that may or may not resemble coffee do we have brewed up today? I'm game...pass me a cup...just don't let it spill on anything of value...not that there's much of value here...just sayin'

Cheers,
Alan.
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Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 12:11:55 PM

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It's a beer suit Alan. I filled it with beer before I gave it to Scooter. Hum, now he has two. Holds quit a few gallons.
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Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 12:36:32 PM

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Hello, hello fellow Lushians! I've decided to drop by and see how everyone's doing, someone told me this is a good place for a cold beverage ... set me up a strong one, I just finished and entered my first erotic story for the VIP competition Pint Drunk
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Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 1:32:27 PM

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Don't know where everyone is hiding out today. Probably trying to keep from melting in the heat. I found a leg of beer in the back. Don't know how cold it is but we'll give it a try. I'm off to read your story. You've got some stiff competition.
Why did I just hear Beavis and Butthead say, "She said stiff" ?
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 1:54:23 PM

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Hey Chef...you do realize I did drain the beer out of the suit before giving the suit away to Scooter...not quite as dumb as I look...

Yeah, Freefallin...you do have some, ahem, stiff competition out there, and the contest will be hard to win...

Anyway...not sure I want to know exactly how far out back you found that keg Chef, but I'm willing to give it a shot...as long as it don't look too rusty and the level of soot on top is nothing the average power washer can't handle I'm game...

Let's try it out...


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Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 3:47:13 PM

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toast That's the spirit Alan! *pssst don't scare off the new guy with the cleanliness talk*
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Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 3:49:24 PM

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DM ... if they weren't 'stiff' competition, there would be something lacking in the stories clown
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 4:01:47 PM

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Welcome to Rumplations, 1309. :) Dirty Martini and company finished off the Lone Star but Chef's keg should do the trick. Don't know what's in it, but if this crowd can survive Lone Star, anything is possible.

If you feel something stronger is called for, there's the current house special, 'Bat Out Of Hell Whiskey' shipped in lead-lined railroad tank cars from Bug Tussle, OK.

Scooter, hope you enjoy playing with your spout, so to speak.

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
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Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 5:53:41 PM

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Any kind of whiskey with the name Hell in it sounds like my kind of booze Rumple, I'll have a 'stiff' one please if you're pouring!
DirtyMartini
Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:08:30 PM

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Hey Chef...you know all that cleanliness talk around here was just talk...as long as there's not so much dirt on top of the keg that we can't find the keg...well, that's more than good enough for us...

What's this here Bat Out Of Helsinki stuff you speak of Reverend? Why don't you pour me a tall mug of that and we'll check it out for smoothness and drinkability...not to mention alcohol content...


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Thursday, July 5, 2012 6:42:34 PM

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Here you go, Alan. Hope you don't mind it coming in a coffee mug. The stuff has a tendency to melt the plastic glasses. Care for some 'Beaver Breath' Brandy as a chaser?

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Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 6, 2012 4:50:54 AM

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Morning molesters and molestees. The good news is it's Friday. The bad news is Busty made today's coffee. Despair not. For while it is true Dirty Martini and Free Fallin made a serious hit on the supply of 'Bat Out Of Hell Whiskey' last night, there's plenty of 'Beaver Breath Brandy available to help cut the taste of Busty's brew.

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RUMPLATIONS (in, The Pub, forum) Home of the Lush 'in' crowd: indecent, intoxicated, & insolvent. Check it out.

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding

GETTING A LOT OF WHAT SHE WANTS a Recommended Read...believe it or not
Guest
Posted: Friday, July 6, 2012 8:38:47 AM

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I found some doughnut holes while I passed by the Salvation Army today. They were just sitting there so I said thanks and picked up the plate and kept on walking.
What?
DirtyMartini
Posted: Friday, July 6, 2012 8:47:21 AM

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Good Morning there Lush People...I'll try a cup of Busty's Brew, hasn't killed anyone yet from what I hear, though the day's not over...

And give me some of that Beaver Breath VSOP brandy...nothing like the finest to start off the morning I always say...

And Chef, I think you should have grabbed the rest of the donuts instead of the holes...just sayin'

Cheers,
Alan.
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Posted: Friday, July 6, 2012 9:09:54 AM

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Well that lady was gonna beat me over the head with her bible so I was running for my life, Alan.
Found this and thought of my fellow Rumplators.


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