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Guest
Posted: Friday, July 6, 2012 4:43:10 PM

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I'll take some of that Beaver Breath Rumple, couldn't be any worse than the breath I woke up with after an all-nighter with Bat Out of Hell.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Friday, July 6, 2012 6:07:07 PM

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(fills two glasses with Beaver Breath Brandy) Will one of you put these on the table as close as possible to Coma a Tose. The fumes alone should keep 'em happy for most of the weekend.

(fills more glasses with BBB)

You know, this Beaver Breath Brandy is getting so popular, I mightjust order a keg of the stuff next time the wholesaler comes staggering through. Be cheaper by the glass that way and these fancy one gallon jugs can be a bit tricky to pour from during periods of advanced intoxication. Any thoughts?

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LadySharon
Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 8:45:20 AM

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A keg of BBB sounds great. May I have some as well?

It's hotter than morning dragon breath outside! My writing has come to a slow crawl, marking the official start of writer's block for me. The only thing I've been able to do was outline new stories and teasers I'm putting together, no stories has come forth from any of them. I would like to put out another eBook by the end of 2012. Music didn't help, trashy romance novels aren't helping, and neither is watching porn. Shocker, I know. I'm going to stay under the air conditioner and read a few books on my Nook e-reader.

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DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 8:57:48 AM

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Good Morning Lushketeers...yeah, it's a hot one outside...whatever you do Reverend, don't spill any of that Beaver Breath on the hot pavement outside...you might set the town on fire...

Speaking of Beaver Breath...how does a few ounces spilled into a mug of Busty's coffee taste? There must be a name for that one...let me try it and see what comes to mind...

Sorry to hear you're making such slow progress with your writing...last I heard you had the page numbers done at least...


See ya'll later...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 9:15:18 AM

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After setting the aromatic BBB in front of Coma and Tose, I found their heads and necks mimicked that of a Cobra dancing to the flute of a snake charmer ... I think they like it Rev!

I'm taking some of DM's coffee, it sounds the right way to kick off the day ... a little Beaver with your coffee couldn't hurt.
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 1:56:38 PM

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Greeting, lusters after the Lush life. Thanks for getting Coma and Tose into motion, Brother Free, even if it's just their heads. That BBB must be some powerful stuff. Most of the time, best you can hope for is the getting their heads bobbing back and forth like one of those toy birds that just keeps on keeping on drinking from a glass or cup. Not sure having those two heads weaving around like some snake is any sort of improvement, but it is, most definitely, a change.

Speaking of BBB, Terrance the Tarantula may have fallen under its spell. He's been dancing around inside the hot nuts dispenser for hours. Those danged pistachio nuts sound like castenets (casteNUTS?).

glasses8

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Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 2:33:46 PM

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Its been a while since i ventured here - in fact its been a while since i went anywhere

Still cannot face any alcohol so i thought i'd come to the only watering hole that serves up good company and a little cheer every day.

I would love a hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles if possible - if not a nice cup of earl grey tea!

E xx
Guest
Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 3:28:13 PM

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Hi Sis. Good to see you. I've always got some Earl on hand.

Rump, if you stick with the gallon jugs of Triple B you can always just get a bunch of straws and stick them in. I'm thinking Hookah style. I had a friend back in the day that had a rather large one(about 6') that sat in his living room with a wonderful herb in it that was free for the wandering traveler to partake in. That and his motorcycle was the prized decorations in his living room. Interesting chap that guy was.

Poor Sharon having a hot dry spell. Seems we all need a cool breeze to clear our minds and bodies. Good luck Honey.

I'm going back to see if Terrance can play something interesting on his 'nuts. Will someone check the water in the dumpster spa for me? I'm feeling the need to cool off myself this evening. And no more bubbles from within, Scooter, Alan, Rumple and Free. What is it with guys?


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 5:44:11 PM

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Who, us, break wind or, as the case may be, water? Hmmm, now that you brought up the subject, hey guys, anyone know what would happen if you held a lighter right above the water when a bubble pops the surface? I'll put on a pot of red beans and rice if someone will start filling the dumpst...I mean, hot tub. After washing down dem beans with several beers, it'll be time to make like Mr. Wizard and do a little scientific experimentation. :D

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OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

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HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
DirtyMartini
Posted: Saturday, July 7, 2012 6:00:41 PM

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Hey Rump...holding a lighter over the bubbles can't be nearly as dangerous as holding a lighter near an open container of Beaver Breath Brandy...

I see Elaine stopped by and wants a hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles...she must think she's at Starbucks or someplace semi-respectable...what are the chances of finding any of those ingredients in this place?

I think there might be an old carton of milk in the back of the refrigerator...it's probably turned to cream by now...

Nice to see you Elaine...and glad to hear you bought the Lush eBook btw...


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Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 5:51:51 AM

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Hi Elaine!!

I fixed you a hot chocolate...



Myself, I'm home from my holiday in Saint Ives. What a beautiful place that is (absolute nightmare to drive around though)


(I should point out that it was only sunny like that for ONE day!!)

I also met with my good Lush friend, Shylass!! We hung out together for a day and had a great time!! So funny when Lush crosses into real life...

Coffee for me please... I need to keep a clear head as I have been commissioned to illustrate another book and I will be getting paid for this one!!! Excited!!

Anyway, nice to be back! Hope you lot are all well x
DirtyMartini
Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 6:00:45 AM

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Good Morning Lushketeers...anyone awake yet? Besides Miss Mazza who probably has just been up the last two days...nice to hear you met Miss Shy Daisy...did you meet Fred as well?

And yeah, I would imagine it would be a nightmare to drive over there...I heard those people are crazy and drive on the wrong side of the road...for some reason, I always get caught when I do that...

Oh, and congrats on the illustration deal...maybe you can illustrate the next Lush eBook...that might be fun...

Anyway, getting back to more important matters...anyone make coffee yet? If not, I'll stop back...

Don't have any big plans for today...except maybe try to wake up at some point...
Cheers,
Alan.
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Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 12:09:56 PM

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I wish I could have been over with Mazza and Shy. We would have turned the town upside down! Two of my favorite Lasses and meself. Congrats on the paying gig Maz.
Morning Alan. Afternoon now I guess. Been getting to bed late for a couple of days. I love the night.
Coffee is still on the heat and now it's time for some bloody Mary's. Squeezed some oranges for that Sams vodka that I sneaked in under my shirt.
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Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 12:22:06 PM

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Evening All

Thanks for the tea and chocolate guys - See DM there are other things in a bar other than alcohol, i know there should not be but sometimes, just sometimes there is a need for a bit of abstinence and today like yesterday (and the previous 6 weeks) i will refrain from the devils holy water.... May i have a some real lemonade, chilled but no ice...

E xx
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 4:17:07 PM

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Greetings, everyone. Unless someone steps up to the pulpit and takes on the thankless task of bing, 'Deacon for a Day' there'll be no service today. Woke up with the mulley grubs and haven't been able to shake 'um. However, not unlike a kidney stone in the great urinary tract of life, this too shall pass.

Sisters Elaine, of course there is more here at Rumplations than just booze. For instance: soda to go with scotch and Crown Royal, Coke to mix with rum and Old Charter, OJ and tomato juice to enhance vodka not to mention the basic food groups: hot pistachio nuts, pickled pigs feet(trotters), fried pork skins, Slim Jims, beef jerky and much, much more. But tell you what I'm agonna do. There'll be a pot of hot water on the old Bun-O-Matic. Anytime you stop by, hot chocolate and/or tea will be just moments away.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 4:47:57 PM

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This old girl is furtive and mean

You must keep her in close quarantine

Or she sneaks to the slums

And promptly becomes

Disorderly, drunk and obscene.

AMEN!
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Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 4:53:22 PM

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Did I hear somebody say Bloody Mary's? Ah yes, thank you Sister Chef

Well Reverend...if you don't feel up to giving the sermon today, I guess I'll do the honors...

ahem (clears throat)

Thank thee O Lord for thy Blessed bottle of vodka that Sister Chef snuck in under her shirt, which is most likely the same way she snuck it out of Sams Club...

Can I get an "Amen" people?

Ah yes...pour the Bloody Mary's...


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RumpleForeskin
Posted: Sunday, July 8, 2012 5:36:29 PM

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Amen!

Chef's poem(?) combined with Alan's sermon(?) has elevated my -- not that, I should be so lucky -- no, they've elevated my mood from mulley grubby all the way up to just, mulley.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 9, 2012 5:29:31 AM

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It's Monday morning here in the US while Brits still face a long afternoon.

Still, be of good cheer for today's coffee is the finest product of the Caffine Fairy's brewing art.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 9, 2012 6:07:07 AM

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OK I'm here to Pimp my new story it's had some really great review and I'm furiously working on Part 2 but would love more of u to read it please

http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/from-housewife-to-slut.aspx

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Posted: Monday, July 9, 2012 6:18:06 AM

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Having my morning coffee...strong, hot and black! All I can utter is ugh...




adele
Posted: Monday, July 9, 2012 7:53:00 AM

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I think this is my first visit here. If I was here before, someone (Alan?) must have ruffied my drink as i have no recollection of a previous visit. Anyway, it's only 9 am here, so could I possibly get a nice glass of that orange juice?

Be sure to read my recent stories... Dan a.k.a. Becca; Stranded; The Lonely Wife; Dan a.k.a. Becca Part 2
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/crossdressing/dan-aka-becca.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/mature/stranded.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-lonely-wife.aspx
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/trans/dan-aka-becca-part-2.aspx
Guest
Posted: Monday, July 9, 2012 9:18:47 AM

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Morning Adele. Here's some OJ for you. Happy Monday.
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Posted: Monday, July 9, 2012 9:55:54 AM

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Morning all, I'll take some of that black caffeine as long as it is enough to make the hair on the back of my neck stand and salute the morning sun. A pleasant day to all, and if I talk too much ... blame it on the coffee.
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Ok. I've been cooking today and here's the soup we're having.


RumpleForeskin
Posted: Monday, July 9, 2012 4:55:42 PM

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Newbies! Two first-timers on the same day. At this rate the joint's gonna need a new wing, not to mention breasts and thighs.

Welcome, Jordan and Adele. Don't feel like you have to post a new story before you can come back. To the best of my limited knowledge, all the (ir)regulars have had their shots and most are housebroken -- probably -- so don't hesitate to make yourself to home.

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Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
RumpleForeskin
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 6:00:06 PM

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Hmmm, seems like some of the irregulars may have taken exception to my observation that most of them are housebroken.

If offense was taken (along with that missing case of, Lone Star) let me make at least a thousand apologies and re-state my comment.

IMO, ALL of the Rumplations Irregulars are probably housebroken. :)

There, I hope y'all are feeling all better now.

glasses8

Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwords. - ROBERT HEINLEIN

OF LOVE & WAR & DONNA LYNN:my historical contest also-ranbackseat sex, daydream sex, war, wounds, a love story

FROM:
Becky -- FOR: Matt -- With Love:
a Festive contest winner – honest

HOW HUMANS DO IT: a fish-eye view of sex an Editor's Pick - no kidding
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Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:22:34 PM

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Im broke and in the house,, does that count as house broken?


scooter
Posted: Tuesday, July 10, 2012 10:56:37 PM

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Speaking of irregulars,

I decided it was time to show up.

Whats the dumpste__,~!@#$ I mean, spa temperature at tonight!
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Posted: Wednesday, July 11, 2012 12:27:54 AM

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You got more debauchery than I do Laundry Rump,

an I got tuns a that stuff
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